you can't dump me ever cause you would have to go gay.
I just figured out the math.. and I'm batting 9 in 11 plus one unknown.
that's 81% conversion ratio...
the odds are stacked against you.

I think it's my long hair.

LMAO

ok...

1. I cut your hair (at your request)
2. I am not gay
3. I don't want to be gay

damn those stats ARE scary...
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..ok, ok so i guess i am stuck with you...

buy succubus now.

http://www.darkworlds.com/hs/si_4562.html

only $8,500

hahahaha

see no red eyes in that pic either

but i showed more skin in the Sports Illustrated shoot from 1995 ... try to find THAT issue on ebay..and see how much it goes for....heheh

wow.. I didn't know about the SI picture...
I think I'm going to have to scan that.

http://models2.home.att.net/sidesk95p1/

your not on there!

doh.

hahaha no i'm not...i can show YOU the pic..but i am not posting anything...

ps: i am going to change my original answer..

sometimes i am gay...sometimes i am sad...but i am gay too....so...sorry rev...who knows what will happen

yeah so i was not gay this weekend...esp with all the stress of moving i took it out on my boyfriend and brother...


sometimes i suck


but my boyfriend and brother are the best...

let me just say that <3

They're both one person anyway.

DeOdiumMortis said:

ok now that's gross..

but yer only saying that because we told you the story of the girl who asked if we were brother and sister because she wanted one of us...i think she wanted the Rev and he thinks she wanted me...

Haha, you're damn right that's why I said it. It wasn't my original thought, blame yourself! Mwa ha ha!!

carina is my friend.

she is me "special" friend.
she actually wants to do things that other cringe at.

yup Rusted Angel is my friend and his gf is too!

and i won't say the rest...but he'll get the message soon!

as for my "special" friend..do you mean Wilbur? actually I don't think I named your penix...and i want to do things that others cringe about? damn i sound weird....stuff like what? you mean hold hands while we take a romantic stroll in the park? that would make some people on here cringe...

I'm talking more a fluid transfer and sodomy

so we pee on each other occassionally BIG DEAL

Sodomy is most commonly legally defined as any contact between the genitals of one person, and the mouth or anus of another. The word has its origins in Christianity. It is sometimes used to mean sexual deviation, though in legal contexts it is defined as above. Throughout history, "sodomites," mostly male homosexuals and bestialists, have been punished by a largely theocratically controlled government, in hopes of stamping out "ungodly practices" that might bring divine retribution against Christian society. In medieval Europe, intercourse between a male field worker and a noble woman was legally considered "sodomy," as it was thought to cause a poor harvest. The history of the concept of sodomy is tied to the Church in most every case.

ok that made me cringe....bestiality?? ewwww and i'm not a homosexual