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returntothepit >> discuss >> give everyday occurances black metal song names by tomx nli on Feb 13,2006 4:07pm
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toggletoggle post by tomx nli at Feb 13,2006 4:07pm
examples:

there were lots of old people at the grocery store
VORACIOUS ENGOREMENT OF THE ANCIENT SWARRRRRM

i had to shovel to get to work today
DESCENDING UNTO GLACIAL EXHUMATION TOWARDS ABYSSIC TOIL

go!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2006 4:36pm
this thread is awesome



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Feb 13,2006 4:39pm
leftover spaghetti for lunch

DEVOURMENT OF ROTTED INTESTINAL EXCRETIONS AND ORGANIC HARVEST EXTRACTIONS



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 13,2006 4:41pm
had to walk through shitty snow today to class
TRANSCENDING ARTIC PASSAGES TOWARD THE INDOCTRINATION RITUAL



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2006 4:42pm
taking a shit

UNBOWELATING THE NETHERREALMS UPON THE FOUL THRONE OF DROWNING FILTH AND ANAL SORROW



toggletoggle post by tomx at Feb 13,2006 4:47pm
i just got the mail

RAVENOUS ENSORCELMENT OF PROFANE SCRIPTS



toggletoggle post by not a coincidenc at Feb 13,2006 4:49pm
bursting my hemroids in order to deficate

the mandatory erupution and secretion of liquids and
LOL i'll stop



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Feb 13,2006 4:52pm
bangin a fat chick

DESTROYING BY CRUSHING UNDER MASSIVE RUMBLINGS OF EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2006 4:54pm
beating off

APPEASING THE STONE WARBEAST WITH GRIMMEST KNUCKLES AND SPEWING FORTH UNHOLY BILE FROM THE CAVERN OF FIRE.



toggletoggle post by not a coincidenc at Feb 13,2006 4:55pm
TMI


LOL





toggletoggle post by christraper at Feb 13,2006 5:02pm
masturbating in front of my computer

battling the frozen necro serpent before the shrine of futility



toggletoggle post by not a coincidenc at Feb 13,2006 5:11pm
nasty

this thread



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2006 5:20pm
eating out a girl with a smelly cunt

FISHING WITH SALIVAL HARPOON BETWIXT THE STENCH-FILLED CREVASSE OF BEEFLOIN WHERE SCAVENGING VULTURES DARE NOT DWELL



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Feb 13,2006 5:34pm
nice use of "betwixt"



toggletoggle post by not a coincidenc at Feb 13,2006 5:38pm
thanks^



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2006 5:41pm
thanks, betwixt is one of my favorite words



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2006 5:41pm
not a coincidenc said:
thanks^


why did you say thanks? you didn't say betwixt.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 13,2006 7:50pm
looks like dreadkill just busted himself
damn bro, you must have been pretty bored today



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 13,2006 7:51pm
i wasn't bored at all, just procrastinating all day.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Feb 13,2006 8:20pm
Eating a slice of Devil's food cake

Ingesting the foul essence of HIM



toggletoggle post by sever at Feb 13,2006 8:31pm edited Feb 13,2006 8:32pm
starting a band called bukkake funeral

COMMENCING THE UNHOLY BROODING OF THE NEKKRO BIRTH OF THE MOURNING OF THE UNHOLY FORBIDDEN DEATH FROM THE TIDAL WAVE ACID FROM THE MOUTH OF THE UNHOLY SERPENT



toggletoggle post by slowlypeelingtheflesh   at Feb 13,2006 8:46pm
eatting soup

CONSUMING THE UNFORSAKEN BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT ENTERING THE MOUTH OF THE BEAST INTO THE PIT OF ETERNAL DOOM



toggletoggle post by haha at Feb 13,2006 9:07pm
catholic priest raping boys

Blasphemous desecration of thy tender buttocks



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Feb 13,2006 9:52pm
i went to school today and it was closed because of snow
ESCAPING THE FROZEN TEMPLE OF KNOWLEDGE WHILE STORMING THROUGH WEAKENED CHRISTIANS OF FALSE HORSE POWER



toggletoggle post by Nate   at Feb 13,2006 11:03pm
I had to drive to work today and only do the speed limit on the highway....

I CAN'T DRIVE 55



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Feb 13,2006 11:24pm
Giving your grandmother a Cleveland Steamer

CORPROFICATING UPON THE ANCIENT THRONE



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Feb 13,2006 11:34pm
masturbating while taking a shit

DECENDING



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Feb 13,2006 11:37pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
Giving your grandmother a Cleveland Steamer

CORPROFICATING UPON THE ANCIENT THRONE


haha, this one is the best so far



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M nli at Feb 14,2006 12:36am
sleep
NOCTURNAL RITUAL OF DEATHLIKE SILENCE

blowing your nose
BRUTAL EXPULSION OF NASAL FILTH

popping a zit on your face
BLASTING FORTH NECRO PUS FROM THE GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN JAGGED PEAKS OF THY UNHOLY FACIAL BLEMISHES





toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Feb 14,2006 12:42am
haha said:
catholic priest raping boys

Blasphemous desecration of thy tender buttocks


hahaha, i like this one! very kvlt of you to think of such a clever title!



toggletoggle post by Stank Nuts McGee at Feb 14,2006 10:08am
cutting your toe nails
MERCILESSLY HACKING AWAY WITH THY INFERNAL BLADES OF DOOM THE UNWANTED AND CURSED EXTENSIONS OF PUTRID FOULNESS PROTRUDING FROM THY CLOVEN HOOVES






toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 14,2006 10:18am
Ryan_M nli said:

popping a zit on your face
BLASTING FORTH NECRO PUS FROM THE GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN JAGGED PEAKS OF THY UNHOLY FACIAL BLEMISHES




this one is my favorite so far



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Feb 14,2006 11:35am
davefromthegrave said:
leftover spaghetti for lunch

DEVOURMENT OF ROTTED INTESTINAL EXCRETIONS AND ORGANIC HARVEST EXTRACTIONS


that sounds like gore metal not black metal



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