Infoterror was recently seen at a "Long, boring Cut and Paste" seminar that was held in Wichita, KS. The seminar had a record turn-out of boring message board dolts, most of whom were found to be homosexual. As the seminar progressed, many of it's attendees began groping one another in what turned out to be the beginnings of a fantastically gay love fest. As it turns out, the original name of the seminar was a cover-up for the REAL name of the seminar, known only by it's secret members and attendees as the "Get more no pants time with other dudes seminar", held annually in a city of the governing panels' liking. The mayor of Wichita, Frank Carbonis had only this to say, "I thought that long, boring cut and paste message board nerds were bad, but this is deplorable."

-Associated Press
January 2006

$8

$8? eight dollars??!!