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returntothepit >> discuss >> Did Slipknot lose a guitarist? by craz on Jan 24,2006 9:47am
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toggletoggle post by craz   at Jan 24,2006 9:47am
I just found this on MySpace

MAJOR IOWA BAND SEEKS NEW GUITARIST

Body: GUITARIST SOUGHT IMMEDIATLY
Des Moines, Iowa Band seeks replacement Guitarist.

Not at liberty to say which band
but this is an exciting oppertunity
for all guitar players.

Must Be able to play a wide diverse style of metal,
and not have a problem with
wearing stage costumes, and being part of a
great stage show.

if you are interested in this exciting
possibility, please email me soon so i can
review your work to see if you meet the
prescribed criteria.

WES@DEVILISHMANAGEMENT.COM

Sounds like Slipknot to me but watch it not be.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 24,2006 9:49am
*crickets*



toggletoggle post by Arthur_ATD   at Jan 24,2006 10:08am
wow what a surprise, no one cares



toggletoggle post by scoracrasia   at Jan 24,2006 10:16am
the_reverend said:
*crickets*


HA!




toggletoggle post by contagion   at Jan 24,2006 10:33am
maybe mick smartened up, left, and started a death metal band. his custom ibanez would be bad ass if it didnt say seven on the first 7 frets.



toggletoggle post by craz   at Jan 24,2006 10:36am
Arthur_ATD said:
wow what a surprise, no one cares


Yeah I don't care either I was just curious.




toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Jan 24,2006 10:49am
dude i'm so gonna e-mail them and try out!
fuck all you guys, next time you see me, i'm gonna be on the cover of hit parader magazine in a wicked sick mask!



toggletoggle post by craz   at Jan 24,2006 11:05am
Ryan_M said:
dude i'm so gonna e-mail them and try out!
fuck all you guys, next time you see me, i'm gonna be on the cover of hit parader magazine in a wicked sick mask!


Sad thing is it's true. If you were to try out and they hired you, you would be all over magazine covers being introduced to the world.




toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Jan 24,2006 11:51am
this is a cool thread



toggletoggle post by jake at Jan 24,2006 12:19pm
slipknot rules



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Jan 24,2006 12:26pm



toggletoggle post by craz   at Jan 24,2006 12:42pm
thedeparted said:
this is a cool thread


There has to be a gay one every once in a while.



toggletoggle post by BlackoutRick at Jan 24,2006 12:46pm
jake said:
slipknot rules



I agree. I knew there would be a lot of shit talk here about them.



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Jan 24,2006 12:51pm
craz said:
thedeparted said:
this is a cool thread


There has to be a gay one every once in a while.



nah there doesn't



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Jan 24,2006 12:54pm



toggletoggle post by Radical_Dirt_Biker will jump his DB off of your ... idiot ... at Jan 24,2006 3:09pm
oh my god i have a friend thats gunna try out for this they are the ZZZ111cKezT band ever! if you dont like them like some freaken idiot then bottom line is that you are freaken stupid ok? LOL!



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead nli at Jan 24,2006 3:47pm
Likely not slipknot. A band at that level of success wouldn't resort to such secretive means of recruiting, they'd more likely search through friends and label-mates for a replacement. Mushroomhead is also from Iowa, and I think Mudvayne is too. That's just national acts. I think there's a whole buttload of fags out there that like to dress up onstage. Must be the corn.



toggletoggle post by anonymush at Jan 24,2006 4:09pm
ArrowHead nli said:
I think there's a whole buttload of fags out there that like to dress up onstage. Must be the corn.


The corn AND the sodomy...



toggletoggle post by JayTUS nli at Jan 24,2006 8:11pm
It's probably Index Case...



toggletoggle post by LtdEc-1000  at Jan 24,2006 11:01pm edited Jan 24,2006 11:01pm
Ever get naked and run backwards through a cornfield?



toggletoggle post by goratory nli at Jan 25,2006 1:08am
i know they used a temp tour guitarist on the last tour. i think he guitar player hurt his wrist or something, still though, not sure if its really them



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