fill me in on important things that happened while i was gone. i don't feel like reading a week's worth of threads.

Shouldn't we be asking you what happened in Vegas while we were here?

MSD took the words out of my mouth!

What happened in Vegas?

or are you gonna stick to the "what happened in Vegas stays in Vegas"? i'd like to hear some cool stories..

I got pregnant

no, you became a firetruck.

robot vs. monkey!

analcanal/suck from BSR came here and shat all over a thread or two.

__(insert metal label)___ signed __(insert metalcore band)___.

We should have a weekly recap thread.

heh, I was thinking the same thing.

oh, succubus invented a points system. she immediatly took them away from MSD for a picture of a dead little girl. todd immediatly took 100 points away from anyone that uses the pionts system and then began using the system, thus loosing 100 which made him unable to take poins away from other people.

the real treat comes next week when MSD finds a way to photoshop the dead girl+her brains in with the photo of that kid getting crapped on by a pigeon.

the_reverend said:

that's awesome. sounds like i missed some fun.

vegas was awesome. i drove through towns like barstow and baker. i saw a beef jerky restaurant. i almost fell in a pile of wild burro shit. i got cactus spines stuck in my finger. i saw a fat stripper who was missing a tooth. i got several lap dances, but not from aforementioned fat stripper. i saw a woman fucking a polar bear. i drank some good booze and ate some good food. i gambled a bit.

while i was in hollywood i got a picture of myself with chuck norris' star on the walk of fame, then he roundhouse kicked me in the face.

Where did I use the point system? i missed that thread I guess

I bought a new van and a bunch of CDs, mostly Black Metal.

the_reverend said:

I became a pregnant firetruck