Fartopathia

Fartopathia is more commonly known as Psychopathia Flaggelatus. It occurs when members of lame internet philosophy groups cut and paste random ideologies into random forums that have nothing to do with said philosophies. In general, Fartopathia is the direct result of being exposed to such horribly boring horse manure. The cause of Fartopathia is usually a strung out old hippy, or the popular self-proclaimed internet geniuses that are attempting to look astute in their nature. The general consensus of reading such incredibly boring theses is that most individuals would rather be impaled in the anus with various fruits or vegetables, ultimately leading to Hypo-Ascorbemia and Sub-Clinical Scurvy.

The symptoms of said pathos are as follows: Red and swollen eyes, swollen glans penis, fever, nausea, vomiting, general or asymptomatic diarrhea, headache, anal itching, and anxiety. Some rare and serious symptoms may include feelings of impending doom / death, and suicidal tendancies.

Following our sub-clinical research on Fartopathia, the AMA has concluded that all cut and paste articles should only be shared with oneself whilst masturbating in a public toilet, and we're never intended for mass consumption by the internet community. It has also been concluded that the pseudo-intelligent types that typically initiate Fartopathia are in fact exhibiting homo-erotic behaviour, and should be avoided by all functioning members of society at all costs.

Dr. Hoserus Terroronimous
American Internetical Society of Boring Posts
12/27/2005

I chuckled audibly at a couple choice lines in there.

well done.

haha that is too good...You should forward that to Infoterror

I am feeling a bit Fartopathic this morning.

Hahaha -- awesome

swollen glans penis, ha!