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returntothepit >> discuss >> bragging thread by succubus on Dec 21,2005 1:39am
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 21,2005 1:39am
ok so i started making a thread about something that happened but then as i read it over sounds like i'm bragging

so i didn't post it


i figured i'd make a bragging thread and see if anyone wants to go first....




toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 21,2005 1:43am



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 21,2005 1:44am
"ill be fine as long as I still have a huge penis"
*looks*
"AYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 21,2005 1:59am
or...dont type your thingmmm..



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 21,2005 2:05am
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/


what the hell was that?!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 21,2005 2:10am
welcome to 2001 sac.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 21,2005 2:14am
we've entered a new century?!

the walls of my reality are crashing down



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 21,2005 2:19am
ben stein is a friend of myne.
he resembles frankenstein.
when he does the irish jig
he resembles porky pig.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 21,2005 2:25am
We put her in the bay,
She scared the fish away,
And when we took her out,
She smelled like sauerkraut!



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 21,2005 2:28am
i guess i'll brag about how gross my foot is now that i got the cast off

quite disturbing indeed



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 21,2005 2:39am
how long was it on for?
I had one for a compound fracture on my arm for 11 weeks...
during summer time
that was so gross.
smelled so bad



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 21,2005 2:42am
the cast itself was only on for like a month...but i had a surgical splint before that and it's been like 2 months since it happened

the majority of said gross comes from the incisions they had to make for the surgery...one 2 inch cut on the inside and like a 7 inch cut on the other...those and the blood blisters i had to peel off

the smell was surprisingly non existant



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 21,2005 2:45am
I used to use a fork or a pen to dig out blobs of dead skin.
I don't think they did anything where the bones came out... they just used a chinese finger cuffs type thing to hold my arm out and set the bones.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 21,2005 2:48am
they set mine the old fashioned way

morphine and pulling



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 21,2005 2:53am
that's what they did to me too, but I was out.
the finger cuffs were on my fingers to pull the arm straight.
whatever they gave me made me vomit a lot when I woke up.
I puked blackberrys and HoHos



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 21,2005 2:55am
that must've tasted interesting

the worst is waking up being able to taste nothing but anesthesia...what a fuckin horrid taste that is...so dry too...no amount of water or ginger ale can alleviate it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 21,2005 3:05am
its like the taste of.. um... that spray stuff that stuff you put on your burns.
lanocain or whatever.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 21,2005 9:31am
oh bragging about injuries eh?
well i already posted my story but i'll just say i was getting my skin burned off and i wasn't out and i could see then do it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 21,2005 9:32am
no, that's not what you said as we fell asleep last night.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 21,2005 9:35am
yes i know but you guys started talking about injuries and broken bones...so i continued with that



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 21,2005 9:55am
One time.......I grabbed these scissors......



toggletoggle post by dftg at Dec 21,2005 9:59am
rev, how did you get a compound fracture?



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 22,2005 8:27am
the_reverend said:
its like the taste of.. um... that spray stuff that stuff you put on your burns.
lanocain or whatever.


very similar...i get the nausea when i think about it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 22,2005 8:40am
dftg said:
rev, how did you get a compound fracture?


I put on my mom's old roller skates and went out when she told me "don't go out or you will be sorry"
boy was I.

I fell backwards going down a hill and tried to catch myself.



toggletoggle post by Arthur_ATD   at Dec 22,2005 8:44am
that's almost as good as how i broke the rotater cuft in my shoulder (spelling may not be right) i had just gotten my new bike when i was little, and decided to go down the street i love on, which is a big hill, as fast as i could, realized i had to turn into my driveway sooner than i thought, and smashed straight into a parked car. broker my rotar cuft, and fractured the growth plate in my wrist too...... what a funny day that was, having to explain how i hit a parked car......



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 22,2005 8:47am
i did a similar thing on a skateboard once going down my hill

about 3/4 of the way down it started with the wobbling really fast back and forth thing so i just dove off before something worse happened, and ended up fracturing a plate or something in my wrist



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Dec 22,2005 9:11am
ohh yeah! well, i got laid off! and i have a large penis!

hows that for bragging!



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 22,2005 9:29am
SacreligionNLI said:
i did a similar thing on a skateboard once going down my hill

about 3/4 of the way down it started with the wobbling really fast back and forth thing so i just dove off before something worse happened, and ended up fracturing a plate or something in my wrist


Haha -- the speed wobbles -- an inescapable fate for any hill bomber.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 22,2005 9:33am
damn speed wobbles



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