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New site? Maybe some day.
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ok so i started making a thread about something that happened but then as i read it over sounds like i'm bragging
so i didn't post it
i figured i'd make a bragging thread and see if anyone wants to go first....
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"ill be fine as long as I still have a huge penis"
*looks*
"AYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" |
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or...dont type your thingmmm.. |
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the_taste_of_cigarettes said: http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/ |
what the hell was that?! |
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we've entered a new century?!
the walls of my reality are crashing down |
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ben stein is a friend of myne.
he resembles frankenstein.
when he does the irish jig
he resembles porky pig. |
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We put her in the bay,
She scared the fish away,
And when we took her out,
She smelled like sauerkraut! |
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i guess i'll brag about how gross my foot is now that i got the cast off
quite disturbing indeed |
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how long was it on for?
I had one for a compound fracture on my arm for 11 weeks...
during summer time
that was so gross.
smelled so bad |
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the cast itself was only on for like a month...but i had a surgical splint before that and it's been like 2 months since it happened
the majority of said gross comes from the incisions they had to make for the surgery...one 2 inch cut on the inside and like a 7 inch cut on the other...those and the blood blisters i had to peel off
the smell was surprisingly non existant |
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I used to use a fork or a pen to dig out blobs of dead skin.
I don't think they did anything where the bones came out... they just used a chinese finger cuffs type thing to hold my arm out and set the bones. |
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they set mine the old fashioned way
morphine and pulling |
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that's what they did to me too, but I was out.
the finger cuffs were on my fingers to pull the arm straight.
whatever they gave me made me vomit a lot when I woke up.
I puked blackberrys and HoHos |
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that must've tasted interesting
the worst is waking up being able to taste nothing but anesthesia...what a fuckin horrid taste that is...so dry too...no amount of water or ginger ale can alleviate it |
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its like the taste of.. um... that spray stuff that stuff you put on your burns.
lanocain or whatever. |
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oh bragging about injuries eh?
well i already posted my story but i'll just say i was getting my skin burned off and i wasn't out and i could see then do it |
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no, that's not what you said as we fell asleep last night. |
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yes i know but you guys started talking about injuries and broken bones...so i continued with that |
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One time.......I grabbed these scissors...... |
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rev, how did you get a compound fracture? |
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the_reverend said: its like the taste of.. um... that spray stuff that stuff you put on your burns.
lanocain or whatever. |
very similar...i get the nausea when i think about it |
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dftg said: rev, how did you get a compound fracture? |
I put on my mom's old roller skates and went out when she told me "don't go out or you will be sorry"
boy was I.
I fell backwards going down a hill and tried to catch myself. |
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that's almost as good as how i broke the rotater cuft in my shoulder (spelling may not be right) i had just gotten my new bike when i was little, and decided to go down the street i love on, which is a big hill, as fast as i could, realized i had to turn into my driveway sooner than i thought, and smashed straight into a parked car. broker my rotar cuft, and fractured the growth plate in my wrist too...... what a funny day that was, having to explain how i hit a parked car...... |
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i did a similar thing on a skateboard once going down my hill
about 3/4 of the way down it started with the wobbling really fast back and forth thing so i just dove off before something worse happened, and ended up fracturing a plate or something in my wrist |
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ohh yeah! well, i got laid off! and i have a large penis!
hows that for bragging! |
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SacreligionNLI said: i did a similar thing on a skateboard once going down my hill
about 3/4 of the way down it started with the wobbling really fast back and forth thing so i just dove off before something worse happened, and ended up fracturing a plate or something in my wrist |
Haha -- the speed wobbles -- an inescapable fate for any hill bomber. |
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