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returntothepit >> discuss >> Devildriver Is Gay: The Thread by BobNOMAAMRooney nli on Dec 15,2005 11:22am
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toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 15,2005 11:22am
Bring your A game and take some shots at Devildriver for being the faggiest bunch of gays who ever fucked d00dz.

I heard Christopher Lowell was supposed to be their original drummer.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 15,2005 11:24am
best thread ever



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 15,2005 11:24am
i heard devildriver used to be called twytch.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 15,2005 11:25am
Dez likes young girls.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 15,2005 11:26am
My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 15,2005 11:34am
hey! they're called African Americans.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 15,2005 11:36am
I wonder if in Africa they prefer to be called African Africans.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 15,2005 11:36am
brian_dc said:
Dez likes young boys.





toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 15,2005 11:39am
RichHorror said:
I wonder if in Africa they prefer to be called African Africans.


that was the joke, sir.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 15,2005 11:39am
oh wait

reading comprehension on my part (crap) good followup



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 15,2005 11:41am
I heard that Dez Faralfalaflafaraalafara came up with the whole idea for Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Only his version ended with him sodomizing the straight guy he made over.



toggletoggle post by anonymousity at Dec 15,2005 11:43am
" My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa. " Richhorror, thats classic! ha!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 15,2005 11:45am
i heard dez sucked off joe christianni.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 15,2005 11:45am
dreadkill said:
i heard dez sucked off joe christianni.


i heard there was money involved



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 15,2005 11:47am
37 cents to be exact.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Dec 15,2005 11:55am
ironically Joe paid for the postage to send fan mail to Dez with that very 37 cents.



toggletoggle post by Cecchini   at Dec 15,2005 11:58am
One time, I saw Dez kissing the guitar player from Killswitch and then a baby fell out, and the baby looked at me and said "circle pitttttttttttt", and I cried.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 15,2005 12:08pm
i bet it was the repetitious Ts that got you



toggletoggle post by Chris_From_Shit_Fuck  at Dec 15,2005 12:18pm
I've seen this piece of shit band live too many times, but hey my friend knows the band and gets me to see the other bands I care about for free. Seeing and meeting GWAR was awesome.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 15,2005 12:21pm
i have a friend who knows some of the guys in that band too. i think i told him once to tell them i said they were gay.



toggletoggle post by that guy at Dec 15,2005 12:22pm
dreadkill said:
i heard devildriver used to be called twytch.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was good



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 15,2005 12:25pm
HAHAHAHA Twytch. BOOOOo!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 15,2005 12:28pm
xmikex said:
HAHAHAHA Twytch. BOOOOo!


don't you mean BOOOO-urns?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Dec 15,2005 12:31pm
I heard they shop at Jo Ann Fabrics with It Dies Today



toggletoggle post by dftg at Dec 15,2005 12:38pm
I heard that they put on makeup and call themselves my chemical romance.



toggletoggle post by Zykloned at Dec 15,2005 12:47pm
devildriver is just coal chamber without all the faggy makeup and leather. You see, their focussing on on the "inner gay".



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Dec 17,2005 2:27am
I heard Dez was the sound guy at the Natick Arts Center tonight.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 17,2005 11:22am
dftg said:
I heard that they put on makeup and call themselves my chemical romance.


i heard they were changing their name again to my chemical p00 pants



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 20,2010 4:55am edited Mar 20,2010 4:56am
Tonight a kid told me, after my repeated insisting that it was worth his while to listen to at least one song, that he wouldn't listen to At The Gates' "Slaughter of the Soul" because Devildriver was the epitome of music and nothing else mattered. He was from Fall River. Or Seekonk or Swansea or some faggot shit.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Mar 20,2010 4:57am
He also wouldn't shut up about how he knew the guys from Kobalt. I mean...cmon...really?



toggletoggle post by iamnotkennyg   at Mar 22,2010 12:39pm
Bova tried out. They told him no because he was too good.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 22,2010 12:51pm edited Mar 22,2010 12:51pm
Dez is really the only problem with that band. The dudes are solid musicians who just found a celebrity to get them into the mainstreem. they'd prob write better music with a different singer but never go anywhere with it.



toggletoggle post by i_am_not_me   at Mar 22,2010 12:56pm edited Mar 22,2010 12:58pm


To drag up an ancient one, and simultaneously explain my opinion on Devildriver.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 22,2010 1:09pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
Dez is really the only problem with that band. The dudes are solid musicians who just found a celebrity to get them into the mainstreem. they'd prob write better music with a different singer but never go anywhere with it.



toggletoggle post by slarboring resentment at Mar 22,2010 2:09pm
bands a bunch of dilly horseclowns



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Mar 22,2010 2:12pm
haha horseclowns



toggletoggle post by slarboring resentment at Mar 22,2010 2:20pm
apologies to MSD



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Mar 22,2010 2:47pm
Ass-Clowns?



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