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returntothepit >> discuss >> KENNY LANNING WAS SPOTTED LAST WENSDAY by BornSoVile on Nov 27,2005 10:52pm
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toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Nov 27,2005 10:52pm
AT BRUBERGERS ON WAVERLY, BY MR. EVAN SEXCREMENT. KENNY WAS EXTREMELY INTOXICATED ON THE FRONT STEPS OF THE ESTABLISHMENT, HE PROCEEDED TO WHIP OUT A TICKET TO THE VITAL REMAINS AND OFFERED TO SELL IT TO MR. EVAN, HOWEVER THE FOWL ODOR FROM KENNY'S MOUTH WAS ENOUGH TO REPELL EVAN'S HATE AND HE EXCESSIVELY SERVED THE COLD SHOULDER TO HIM WHEN HE SAID "I KNOW YOU GUYS WANNA GO TO THIS SHOW, LET ME GET SOME MONEY"




toggletoggle post by not too difficult to do at Nov 27,2005 10:54pm
LET ME GET A BREAK FROM THE CAPS LOCK



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 27,2005 10:56pm
Dankill's Kenny Lanning impersonation is a thing of unnatural beauty.

"Ya got any rock? I can get you on a bill with Vital."



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Nov 27,2005 10:57pm
not too difficult to do said:
LET ME GET A BREAK FROM THE CAPS LOCK


look in mirror asshole, i hope i ruined your night.



toggletoggle post by not too difficult to do at Nov 27,2005 11:05pm
you dont understand sarcasm do you? dont drink and type



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Nov 27,2005 11:22pm
sarcasm is almost as lame as being lame then calling it sarcasm.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Nov 28,2005 12:15am
i saw him last night at the lucky dog

luckily it was for 5 seconds and i managed to stray away

dude gives me the heebie jeebies



toggletoggle post by Burning Leather at Nov 28,2005 12:19am
Crack killed Kenney!!!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 28,2005 6:37pm
"Dude, one time I fucked this chick in the ass and...."
::groans as he farts and shits his pants::
"Wanna get on a show I'm bookin? I know Life of Agony man. They rock!"



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Nov 28,2005 6:46pm
Pete told me, the kicked his ass out of Brubergers last night for being too drunk.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Nov 28,2005 9:09pm
They kick his ass outta everywhere for that.
Bruburgers would be a classy place for him to get kicked outta.



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