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post by succubus at Nov 15,2005 9:11am edited Nov 15,2005 9:12am
ther eis this guy that works in my building who thinks he's god's gift to women and he's nasty.
Anyhow, he has an SUV and likes to take a prime spot...get this...he takes a corner spot and instead of parking closer to the grass, he STILL parks in btwn 2 spots...
so it's like this
XX| | | |
XX HIM
where XX = grass and | is a parking line
yesterday I did this (I'm O)
XX| | | |
XX HIM ME
he got pissed and moved his car at lunch
me and some coworkers agreed to keep doing that to him...
the spots are large enough ..but if he's paranoid and wants to be a dick...then park FAR AWAY instead of hogging two spots up close
