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returntothepit >> discuss >> Ashlee simpson's dad is a pervert by the_reverend on Oct 26,2005 11:11am
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toggletoggle post by Ionsphere  at Oct 26,2005 11:15am
HAHAAHAH what!?!?!?

id bang out his daughter with him



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Oct 26,2005 12:35pm
he made a comment awhile back about jessica having really big boobs

he use to be a youth minister!



toggletoggle post by wade nli at Oct 26,2005 12:35pm
uh oh.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 26,2005 12:40pm
pervert?
that's the least of all his issues
he's money hungry and makes his daughters do whatever he wants
"wear shorter skirts" "buy that push up bra!"
he makes me sick and Jessica is just dumb (and i used to think sweet, but nowadays she acts like an egotistical bitch) and ashee is so damned insecure does whatever to please her daddy
on another note, i can't see the pic unfortunately...



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Oct 26,2005 12:41pm
yea, i'm not gettin here either



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 26,2005 12:42pm
i read this from the same site (funny):
Ashlee Simpson was spotted kissing two different people on Tuesday during the launch of her new album I Am Me at the exclusive PM Lounge in New York.

Unfortunately, there's still no explanation as to why either of them would be willing to make out with Ashlee in the first place. My best guess is that the first guy had her confused with Jessica Simpson, and once he realized he had the wrong sister he each took off, desperate to wash the lack of talent off his lips. As for the second guy, he was probably just some random blind dude who wanted to get some action from a hot party chick. Either way, there must have been some confusion about her identity going on, since nobody would knowingly kiss the living manifestion of annoyance.




toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Oct 26,2005 12:51pm
succubus said:

he's money hungry


yup, he's the one that pitched the newlywed idea to mtv
he's managing the career of ryan cabrera[sp]
and producing a reality show on E about celebrity cattle drives

i'm such a nerd :/




toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Oct 26,2005 12:52pm
id do her.



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Oct 26,2005 1:05pm
its so unfortunate people care so much about this shit.


but she can sleep over my house anytime



toggletoggle post by babyshaker at Oct 26,2005 1:09pm
dirteecrayon said:
succubus said:

he's money hungry


yup, he's the one that pitched the newlywed idea to mtv
he's managing the career of ryan cabrera[sp]
and producing a reality show on E about celebrity cattle drives

i'm such a nerd :/



theres enough celebrity cattle drives to merit a show about them?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 26,2005 1:13pm
succubus said:
her new album I Am What My Dad Says





toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Oct 26,2005 1:15pm
its a bunch of spoiled kids with famous parents who are on a cattle drive for charity.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker at Oct 26,2005 1:17pm
they should brand the celebs



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 26,2005 7:14pm
If cattle drive is code for orgy, i'm down for that show.
Joe Simpson is creepy and hilarious in a stagedad way on par with me laughing my ass off during the part in that god awful movie "Fame" where the girl goes to a movie audition, but finds out it's just a perv that tricks her into taking off her top. It goes a lil something like this.....

Perv: Ohhhhh yea baby, that's hot.
Girl: sob sob sob

Funny and erotic. That makes up for having to sit through that shit in high school music class



toggletoggle post by shrapnel ! at Oct 26,2005 7:19pm
you wanna be a star don'tcha



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 26,2005 7:25pm
Do I have ta?



toggletoggle post by shrapnel ! at Oct 26,2005 7:31pm
yeah, yeah take it off !



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 26,2005 7:35pm
That's some pole raisin musical cinema if I ever saw it.

Next, I gotta get that movie "Hardcore" where George C. Scott watches his daughter get the shit fucked outta her in a grimmy 70s porn house.

"Turn it off.......Turn it off.......Turn it OFFFFFFFFF! TURN IT OFF! ::sobbing:: Turn it oooooffffff"



toggletoggle post by shrapnel ! at Oct 26,2005 7:40pm
oh such a pioneer



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Oct 26,2005 10:59pm
damn right

"I'm Big Dick Black!"



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