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New site? Maybe some day.
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HAHAAHAH what!?!?!?
id bang out his daughter with him |
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he made a comment awhile back about jessica having really big boobs
he use to be a youth minister! |
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pervert?
that's the least of all his issues
he's money hungry and makes his daughters do whatever he wants
"wear shorter skirts" "buy that push up bra!"
he makes me sick and Jessica is just dumb (and i used to think sweet, but nowadays she acts like an egotistical bitch) and ashee is so damned insecure does whatever to please her daddy
on another note, i can't see the pic unfortunately... |
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yea, i'm not gettin here either |
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i read this from the same site (funny):
Ashlee Simpson was spotted kissing two different people on Tuesday during the launch of her new album I Am Me at the exclusive PM Lounge in New York.
Unfortunately, there's still no explanation as to why either of them would be willing to make out with Ashlee in the first place. My best guess is that the first guy had her confused with Jessica Simpson, and once he realized he had the wrong sister he each took off, desperate to wash the lack of talent off his lips. As for the second guy, he was probably just some random blind dude who wanted to get some action from a hot party chick. Either way, there must have been some confusion about her identity going on, since nobody would knowingly kiss the living manifestion of annoyance.
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succubus said:
yup, he's the one that pitched the newlywed idea to mtv
he's managing the career of ryan cabrera[sp]
and producing a reality show on E about celebrity cattle drives
i'm such a nerd :/
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its so unfortunate people care so much about this shit.
but she can sleep over my house anytime |
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dirteecrayon said: succubus said:
yup, he's the one that pitched the newlywed idea to mtv
he's managing the career of ryan cabrera[sp]
and producing a reality show on E about celebrity cattle drives
i'm such a nerd :/
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theres enough celebrity cattle drives to merit a show about them? |
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succubus said: her new album I Am What My Dad Says |
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its a bunch of spoiled kids with famous parents who are on a cattle drive for charity. |
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they should brand the celebs |
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If cattle drive is code for orgy, i'm down for that show.
Joe Simpson is creepy and hilarious in a stagedad way on par with me laughing my ass off during the part in that god awful movie "Fame" where the girl goes to a movie audition, but finds out it's just a perv that tricks her into taking off her top. It goes a lil something like this.....
Perv: Ohhhhh yea baby, that's hot.
Girl: sob sob sob
Funny and erotic. That makes up for having to sit through that shit in high school music class |
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you wanna be a star don'tcha |
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That's some pole raisin musical cinema if I ever saw it.
Next, I gotta get that movie "Hardcore" where George C. Scott watches his daughter get the shit fucked outta her in a grimmy 70s porn house.
"Turn it off.......Turn it off.......Turn it OFFFFFFFFF! TURN IT OFF! ::sobbing:: Turn it oooooffffff" |
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damn right
"I'm Big Dick Black!" |
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