http://poststuff5.entensity.net/092605/media.php?media=whatthehell.wmv

Is there actually an organization AGAINST masterbating? God damn, I'm going to stroke it 2 times harder from now on just to blow it in the face of that organization.

I'm just glad there isn't an organization against sodomy and fucking your gf's pudy mouth.

pudy = purdy.. forgot the r

I heard you should try to ejaculate 3 to 5 times a week to help prevent prostate cancer.

If they're so against masturbation they shouldn't use such a sexy video. I had to jerk it like 5 times after seeing all those kids in diapers playing with themselves. HOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

whoah.. did MSD hijack your account?

im sure joe not common is still jerking it to that vid...

if masturbation makes you go blind then im Helen Keller

if you're hellen keller that i'm gonna hafta have sex with you.

then bring it!!! oh wait.....I mean WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Q. What's the first thing you should do after raping Helen Keller?

A. Break her hands and fingers so she can't tell anyone.


Q. How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

A. They rearranged the furniture and left the plunger in the toilet.

Q. What was the most terrifying book Helen Keller ever read?

A. The cheese grater.

that one made me chuckle