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returntothepit >> discuss >> Dirty secrets? by succubus on Aug 27,2005 11:47pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 27,2005 11:54pm
so what's yours???

some of these are so sad....

this one made me laugh



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 28,2005 9:12am
bump



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 28,2005 10:36am
yeah, I read through a bunch of these a while ago.
I went back after hearing about it on NPR and being reminded.
I thought of this last week cause of the one:
"nobody turns me on like my first boyfriend and I'm 46"
or something like that. something I heard reminded me of it.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 28,2005 10:40am
yeah, there are sad, pathetic...all kinds but the top one i linked is funny



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 28,2005 9:25pm
no one but us 2 were amused/frightened by this?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 29,2005 2:18pm
guess so



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Aug 29,2005 2:20pm
one time my finger went through the paper. and i stayed that way for the next seven hours.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 29,2005 6:35pm
WOW..CHECK THESE ONES OUT:

sometimes i think my fianc isn't the one

i cheated on my SAT and got a scholarship

i only love 2 of my 3 children

i know it really stinks but i love the smell of my own poop



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 30,2005 9:45am
!



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Aug 30,2005 9:47am
How bout the one, my brother had a heart attack at the age of 20....from masturbation. that sucks!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 5,2005 9:30pm
some more:
when i eat...i feel like a failure
i am a peaceful person who happens to be filled with violent rage
i wish i was the other twin
i hate feeling alone
i hate people who remind me of myself
i'm afraid no one will ever love me like my dog
sometimes i fake empathy to get people to like me
i'm afraid of naked women
3 yrs ago i tried killing myself and everyone thinks i'm better now but i still want to die
people think i stopped lying but i just got better at it
~~
hah!



toggletoggle post by morbid jesus at Sep 6,2005 12:33am
succubus said:
some more:
when i eat...i feel like a failure
i am a peaceful person who happens to be filled with violent rage
i wish i was the other twin
i hate feeling alone
i hate people who remind me of myself
i'm afraid no one will ever love me like my dog
sometimes i fake empathy to get people to like me
i'm afraid of naked women
3 yrs ago i tried killing myself and everyone thinks i'm better now but i still want to die
people think i stopped lying but i just got better at it
~~
hah!

hmm dianosis----homosexual



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 6,2005 8:51am
huh?



toggletoggle post by Todd NLI at Sep 6,2005 8:54am
succubus said:

i know it really stinks but i love the smell of my own poop




Sounds like something Hoser would say



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 6,2005 9:07am
hahaha
~~
oh and dianosis? i think you mean diagnosis...and all those things were from random people ..so diagnosis..yer a moron!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 6,2005 9:19am
maybe they meant dionysus?
anyone for a red white enema?



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon nli at Sep 6,2005 2:51pm
succubus said:

i know it really stinks but i love the smell of my own poop


hahaha tom [porphyria] comes to mind!




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