list them.
my best is "you're so ugly you couldn't get raped"

"She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down"

let me answer on behalf of everyone on this site: "you are gay"

Or the next best one: "You are gayer than AIDS"

shes got a face like a can of mashed assholes.

"you are so stupid you couldn't find porn on the internet."

Your Mother should have swallowed you!

"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!"

We'll it looks like she came in first in the 100 yard dash in a 90 foot Gym

yo that bitch is uuugglllyyy ha ha! PIV!

Heard this on premium blend today:

"Your gay enough to put lisp in the word cracker"

There's no universally perfect insult. You have to find out what that person is the saddest about. For example, "your mother is dead, faggot" or "your kid died of SIDS because you suck at being a father, faggot".

your moma so fat when she backs up she beeps!

how do you get 5 niggers from raping a white chick-throw them a basetball (you tell this joke to a black guy for an insult)

"I'm sorry Mrs. Christianni, it's too late to have an abortion. Your son is 20 years old."

To a bad musician.
Listening to you play is like wanting a cool ice cream or beer on a hot summer day but instead I got hit in the nuts with a sledge hammer.

Also
Hearing you play is like putting Janet Reno on the cover of Play Boy.

oh I'm sorry I thought you Richard Simmons

Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons' friend.....RICHARD SIMMONS

Here's the worst: Your band sounds like Masta Mindz..... (Ouch!!!)

You look like someone took a dump on your face and wiped it off with a rake.

xmikex said:

or "Sorry XmikeX, but you think Back of Tha Neck is good and you aren't 14 years old."

^^^^^ hahaha ^^^^^^

Jeff Pierce/PIV said:

YES

JoJo Dancer said:


WHAT THE FUCK?

You told me you were 14 Mike. You fucking asshole.

I want my dick back.

That gap in your teeth looks like you could eat an ear of corn through a chainlinked fence

i dont get it

it was a joke

OH now i get it


not

^best insult award for originality^

JoJo Dancer said:

or I'm sorry Joe, but your record label is doing about as well as John Ritter.

grundlegremlin said:

stop talking.

this threads not as funny as i hoped

I agree.

same

"Your Mom goes to college".

Go fuck a bucket of dog shit.

YOU KISS YOUR MAMA'S CUNT WITH THAT MOUTH

If I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

RIP John Ritter

I remember reading a thread a long time ago with the gem "I hope you outlive your children."

SHUT THE FUCK UP THUNDERSTEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother lays down with dogs

bennyhillifier

Gay and fagget

"you're a woman"