Seriously, how many bands would be willing to contribute to this? Ideally it would be original songs about, or classic songs re-written about what a mega lameass Joe Christianni is. Hell, you can put whatever you want on it. It could be your band's 4 track demo, or just a recording of you doing bird calls. I don't care, just as long as there's a compilation called "Joe Christianni Is Gay".

I'm on the phone with Ronnie James Dio as we speak.

Powerglove is down

so is joes girl ..

It Will End In Pure Horror will lend "Dude, Check Out My Sweet Tribal" for this.

I am totally down for recording a song in the only genre gay enough for Joe Christianni. That's right, "Kid, ya so gay kid guy (Hard House REMIX)"

feed us fetus is in, i swear

Since FUF and IWEIPH share a practice space, we should record both of our songs simultaneously. We'll be Wizard of Oz if you be Pink Floyd.

Dehumanized and Kalopsia are all over this shit!!!

you can use our song "art of fisting" if you want hahaha

I heard that song is actually titled "Art of Fighting".

Put down Fatti Bobatti & The Pinktonez

we'll put scabby man on it

you should get a nu-metal band from priority to be the first band on this

anal cunt

They Won't Stay Dead is willing to perform "Dawn Of The Joe Christianni", but we require a commitment of at least $10,000.