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returntothepit >> discuss >> JUST SAW DEVILS REJECTS by yodaslab on Jul 22,2005 9:42pm
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toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 22,2005 9:42pm
i gotta say that this movie is awesome. Probably the best horror movie of the year, with "high tension" in second place. Very interesting take on each member of the firefly clan. Some felt that toward the end they feel sorry for the members of the clan because they are being so badly beaten and tortured. However, i found myself pleased at their discomfort and torrture of Baby, Capt Spaulding and Otis, mainly due to the fact that they are cold-blooded mass murderers who have a habit of wearing their victims faces as memorabilia. Danny trio and diamond dallas page certainly add a spice to the movie as "the unholy two" a duo of badasses out to hunt down the family and hired by william forsythe's chracter. the soundtrack to this movie is killer, i can honestly say that i will never think the same things when i hear "free bird" come on the radio again! also, this movie had everything, from face removals, to chicks getting hit with semis while wearing their husbands faces!!! awesome movie, worth the 6.25 to go and see it. not your typical horror movie, but hey, a change of pace from all the typical slasher movies was long overdue. awesome acting from a great lineup of actors who havent been seen in the mainstream theaters in quite a while. overall i give it an A-.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jul 22,2005 9:56pm
Damn it only costs 6.25 where you live? 7 bucks here for matinee and 10 bucks after 6.



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 22,2005 10:08pm
yeh the movies are pretty cheap to go to, but the heat is fucking killer. however, when its hot here, the chicks tend to wear less so the heat kinda works toward our advantage



toggletoggle post by poopsmcgee  at Jul 23,2005 2:01am
I thought it was awesome,wasnt big fan of "house of a 1000 corpses"



toggletoggle post by slowlypeelingtheflesh   at Jul 23,2005 8:40am
im going to check it out, probably tonight

it looks like an hour and a half long white zombie video



toggletoggle post by JEFF PIERCE LIKES LITTLE BOYS at Jul 23,2005 9:51am
Jeff Pierce likes it,so it must suck like his band.



toggletoggle post by reuben  at Jul 23,2005 10:51am
I'm going to see it tonight



toggletoggle post by the dude at Jul 24,2005 9:23pm
the movie was 1000 times better than the first



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 24,2005 10:41pm
it was awesome, a bunch of people are gonna say a bunch of dumb shit cuz this is the internet and all. but that movie was awesome, i dont really understand how someone who doesnt suck ass could disagree



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jul 25,2005 9:20am
I haven't seen it yet, but I heard from a reliable source it was very good. I think the reason people hate it is partially because it's Rob Zombie. Yes, his music sucks many cocks, but I did like House and I'm looking forward to seeing this.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Jul 25,2005 3:20pm
Christraper and I are going on a secret date to this movie tonight.

It better not suck.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jul 25,2005 3:28pm
yea we'll be like...holding hands and skipping. but itll be grim skipping.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 3:28pm
you'll be wearing capes?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jul 25,2005 3:29pm
and our hands will be uber cold



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 3:30pm
when i saw that movie, every fat girl was in a cowboy hat. it was a david lynch moment, because i swear to god when the movie ended they had all lost 200 pounds and their cowboy hats turned to pink red sox hats.



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jul 25,2005 4:34pm
movie wasnt to bad.

i just think the whole story and all that crap is a huge texas chainsaw massacre ripoff
but all and all a pretty good violent fucking movie



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 4:36pm
intricateprocess said:

i just think the whole story and all that crap is a huge texas chainsaw massacre ripoff


ugghhhh




toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jul 25,2005 4:40pm
i mean the whole basis

come, the whole "family of killers" who wear peoples faces and have that one "freak" in the family that they refer to as "tiny".


it was still a brutal movie though. the gun battle was intense. just so many intense parts



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 4:43pm
nah dude its just like...its so obviously a tribute to that and not a ripoff. both movies are tributes to the horror movies and characters he loves (which is why so many of the actors in this movie, if not all of them, have been in other awesome shit). its sort of like how kill bill is a love letter to all quentin tarantinos favorite movies.
i just think calling it a ripoff is wrong



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Jul 25,2005 4:44pm
i suppose thats agreeable


i definatley would like him to continue doing movies



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 25,2005 4:47pm
yeah i thought it was friggin awesome when the sheriff was stapeling all the pics of dead people to spaulding, baby and otis. then he nails their hands to the chair--ouch!!! but why and the hell did tiny go back into the house when it was on fire!!!?? what a retarded mongoloid! i mean, perhaps he snuck off to an underground layer with dr satan, or perhaps he got burned up? damn so many questions!!!!



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 4:48pm
i think its because thats the house he was originally burned in and he knew that everything was gonna turn to shit, so he went to die in the fire. thats what i thought...



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 25,2005 4:49pm
also, what an awesome intro to captain spauldings character fucking some hot prostitutue, then she puts a gun to his head cuz he says that he knows she is a whore....but then he wakes up to his extremely obese nympho maniac wife.....hahaha!!!! he had on shit stained underwear and had to take a piss right away, just like most dudes in the morning.



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 25,2005 4:50pm
good point, but otis said he was coming back for him, or did he mean coming back for the body??



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 4:50pm
that was ginger lynn, the porn star



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 4:51pm
no, i think he was just saying that...i think at that point they knew that was the end of it all...

i know in the directors cut, dr satan will be in it.



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 25,2005 4:51pm
yeah she looked pretty damn fine to me



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 4:52pm
she did look good, and shes fucking old



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 25,2005 4:52pm
yeah thas what i heard, cuz there is a clip of dr satan ripping out a nurses throat in a hospital scene that got cut



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 4:53pm
yeah, thats the scene i saw too. i kept waiting for it...to no avail. the directors cut is gonna be awesome though, im guessing that cutaway scene where otis is stabbing the younger southern guy in the throat will be shown...



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 25,2005 4:55pm
i wonder if a part 3 will come out in the future, or if rob might decide to do a prequel or sorts to explain the whole crazy firefly family?



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 4:56pm
no, i read that this series is done. i dont think there will be any prequels or sequels.
id like to see what hes going to do next. itd be cool if he did something NR.

also, i wish they explored the marx brothers thing more. the aesthetics of that were fucking cool.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jul 25,2005 4:56pm
Ginger Lynn is my mom



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 25,2005 4:58pm
yeah good point, from what i heard on fangoria its a pretty intense scene so its gotta make it into the directors cut, other than that im not sure what else will be in the directors cut though, but i still dont know how they capture dr satan in the directors cut, i guess he must be in the house when the sheriff and his crew come wrecking in, or do they hunt his ass down?



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 4:58pm
not sure, but i read he was mechanical or some shit...



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 25,2005 5:00pm
seems to me like rob zombie would make some awesomely disturbing david lynch-like films. Something that on the outside seems normal but really is very eerie and strange, like Blue Velvet, what a freakshow of a movie that was, awesome though!



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 25,2005 5:02pm
yeah, but these movies arent as cerebral. david lynch movies generally dont have violence for the sake of violence. i think hes going to make more aesthetically pleasing movies and im sure in about 10 years hes going to get REALLY good at it.



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 26,2005 11:12am
yeah i hear what you are saying, its just that davind lunch films such as blue velvet can be just as disturbing as rob zombies movies, one scene from the movie includes dennis hopper huffing laughing gas and raping his "woman" while screaming "fuck me mommy." to me thats just as disturbing as seeing some dude get the back of his head blown off. or other wierd shit such as when dennis hopper and his gang kick the shit out of kyle mclaughlin's character and there are fat chicks dancing all over cars in the background. moments like these appear subtle as you mention, but overall i think they can be more disturbing than violence for the sake of violence which rob zombie is excellent at.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Jul 26,2005 11:17am
THE CANDY COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SANDMAN!!!!!



toggletoggle post by yodaslab at Jul 26,2005 11:28am
thats some messed up freaky shiznit right there



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jul 26,2005 11:58am
I just saw it last night. I think it was definitely better than the first. When i think of it more as a tribute to good horror films the bad script doesnt bother me as much. I couldve done without the freebird music video at the end of the movie though. That whole scene i was thinking "Is Rob really gonna play this whole fucking song?". It wasnt a masterpiece or anything but at least I didnt walk out of the theatre wanting those two hours of my life back. Rob Zombie's wife needs my penis.



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