http://glen.benton.from.deicide.swellserve...r.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php


So funny

that is all fake

Glen Benton From Deicide Arrested On Multiple Charges
June 24, 2005

Glen Benton From Deicide
was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.

Authorities documented in a police report that Glen Benton From Deicide entered the Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. Glen Benton From Deicide was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

Glen Benton From Deicide allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Glen Benton From Deicide squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Clearly becoming a threat to others, one of the female clerks tackled Glen Benton From Deicide, and with the assistance of two other women he was restrained until police arrived at the scene.

Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."

Initial toxicology reports indicate that Glen Benton From Deicide was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.

http://tom.couture.from.porphyria.swellser...r.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php

Tom Couture From Porphyria Arrested On Multiple Charges
June 24, 2005

Tom Couture From Porphyria
was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique, on Reid street.

Authorities documented in a police report that Tom Couture From Porphyria entered the Classy & Sassy boutique at approximately 11:15 a.m. After failing to emerge from a ladies dressing room stall, store clerks knocked on the door asking if he was 'ok' or needed assistance. Tom Couture From Porphyria was then reported to have exited the dressing room wearing high heel shoes, women's thong underwear and matching bra along with a dress wrapped around his head as a hat.

Tom Couture From Porphyria allegedly began dancing and skipping around the store shouting "I'm a pretty princess" over and over, according to witness reports. When asked by the manager to leave the store, Tom Couture From Porphyria squatted in the front lobby and defecated on the floor. He then picked up his feces with his hand, took a bite, and asked store patrons if they wanted a bite of his cake to celebrate his birthday.

Clearly becoming a threat to others, one of the female clerks tackled Tom Couture From Porphyria, and with the assistance of two other women he was restrained until police arrived at the scene.

Mary Smith, one of the store clerks told UJ reporters, "I only weigh 105 pounds and didn't think I could tackle him, but he went down really easily. He's very weak, and very disturbed."

Initial toxicology reports indicate that Tom Couture From Porphyria was high on a mixture of narcotics and prescription drugs at the time of the incident. Results of a psychological exam to determine if he will face possible jail time or be institutionalized are pending.

yeah.. but the one about tom is true.

tom is a pretty princess hahahahahahaha

dude, just look at his hair!
it's longer and more lady-like each time I see that kid.

the_reverend said:

actually, I got kailyn's dad to trim that shit on saturday.

and now you are going to the parlor to get your shit trimmed?
what a princess.

hey at least I didn't have to pay the $36 - $50 it would cost if I was a real customer. hahah.

tom's new doo

http://aaron.pepelis.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

http://dave.from.the.grave.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/gerbil.php

strange how they always refer to him as Glen Benton From Deicide as if that's his whole name.

the_reverend said:
tom rocks that ukelele like a mothafuckin riot

wow