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returntothepit >> discuss >> turn band names into food by tomx on Jun 1,2005 6:55pm
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toggletoggle post by tomx at Jun 1,2005 6:55pm
hunger + boredom = this


Cannibal Crepes

Frying Fetus

The Combo 12 Looks Like You

Cyptic Hotwing

Deifries

Suffocaketion



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 7:05pm
Ribtopsy
Morbid Angelfood Cake
Jagalloch
Sidedish (Nightwish)
Trapping Young Lamb
Judas Feast
Dimmu Burger
Grilled Hen Of Bodom
Meatallica



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jun 1,2005 7:13pm edited Jun 2,2005 2:37am
Belching pickled beets

Bowel Stew

Flesh Grinder

Dislimburger cheese

Ghoulash

Cropmentos

Cold Northern Vegetable Soup

Cream Horn of Valere

Imperial Scrodomy

Disintermints

Grand Belial's Key Lime Pie



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Jun 1,2005 7:16pm
Shrubs of beavermints




toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Jun 1,2005 7:17pm
dyingmuse said:
Shrubs of beavermints



acehole! I was just gonna type that, thankfully I refreshed before hand!



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Jun 1,2005 7:19pm
Leng T'Cheezits.
Raising Stewbrik



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Jun 1,2005 7:19pm
Shroud of Breathmint
Porkphyria
Glazing Kubrik



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at Jun 1,2005 7:22pm
Arch M&Menmy
Ladle of Filth
Deeds of Fish
Eternal Beers of Sorrow



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 7:35pm
Ham chokes neck
Internal stuffing
Rice at zero
pie-rexia



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jun 1,2005 7:38pm
FOODS (HOODS)
Himsandwhich
Norma Bean
As I Lay Frying
Pork-U-Pine Tree

i'm bad at this game.



toggletoggle post by th3rdknuckle at Jun 1,2005 7:38pm
Iron Game Hen



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 7:40pm
Rack of Lamb of God



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 7:42pm
Caviarcass



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 7:43pm
disembowelmentos



toggletoggle post by jesus  at Jun 1,2005 7:55pm
dysentery.

mmmm



toggletoggle post by nick   at Jun 1,2005 7:58pm
^win.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 1,2005 7:59pm
children of bon bons



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 1,2005 8:00pm
garbanzotory



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 1,2005 8:01pm
celeryic ruffage



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 1,2005 8:03pm
the taste of salami



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Jun 1,2005 8:07pm
Worst thread... EVER.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jun 1,2005 8:21pm
BestialOnslaught said:
Worst thread... EVER.


Blasphemy!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 8:58pm
Cinnamonly Your Aborted Toast
some retired NE bands:
Upon Chicken Wings
Held Sausage (Held Hostage)
The Automato
Lettuce From The Bread


also on the menu...

Debodifried (Debodified)
Emporkor (Emperor)
Baklavagar or Porknagar
BloodRed Scone
Quiche of The Stone Age
Napalm Bread
Maburgergrind
Beer Factory
Shrimptopsy
Butter Your Bread (bury your dead)
Bread Angel
Cephalic Cabbage
Rye Hulud
Spud For Spud
Hatebread
Roast Precious Blood
Cod For Alarm
Cappicola Corpse
Feta Corpse (Fecal Corpse)
Dehaminized

ok i'm done








toggletoggle post by flyingpoopdestroyer  at Jun 1,2005 9:05pm
Burned the Feast
Sepultuna
The Bread Chord
Pig Re-Broiler
Hamsa



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 9:23pm
hahahaha, sepultuna. amazing.

here are some amazing slayer classics...

angel of bread
reigning bread
spill the bread
roasts of war
south of hummus
bread skin mask
cinnamonly insane
aggressive porkfector
beef by beef
expendable yeast
roast mortem






toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at Jun 1,2005 9:50pm
i love this thread



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:03pm
Anthony nli said:
i love this thread


i love this bread*



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:04pm
powerkok said:
Caviarcass


This is definitely my favorite one yet.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Jun 1,2005 10:06pm
one time a woman called me and asked for Alex from The Taste of Salmon.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 10:17pm
yeast of flesh/deeds of turkey breast
Cheddar of Bodom
Whipped Creamatorium/Sour Creamatorium
The Netpork
Hamaranthus
Brodequiche
Celtic Frosted Flakes (yeah, SOD, i know)
Deepfried Icon
Fryopus
As Long as We're All Livers, We're All Frying (that one kinda sucks, but oh well)
Prawn of Possession
3-Beanediction
Hamaged
Hamage Plan
Spamtera
Decapicollatated (Decapitated) or Decapitatered
Lykathea Aflamebroiled
Turkey Breastilence (Pestilence)
Salad Remnants (Scattered Remnants)
IntEGGrity
Big Macabre
HAMartia
Stevie Wonderbread

and another local
Shadows of the 3 Bean




toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:17pm
Wine Guardian
Carosmith
Mayham
The Grateful Bread
Fileter (Slayer)
The Big Mac Value Meal-der (The Black Dahlia Murder)
Cream Theater
Dark Cranberry Tea (Dark Tranquillity)
Arcturfish

and to get all that delicious food out of your teeth...

Celtic Floss





toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 10:21pm
i feel like listening to impaled's "the bread shall bread remain"



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:22pm
Transylvanian Hunger anyone?



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:23pm
Potato-skinless?



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:24pm
ohhhh I've eaten quite enough, I'm Jethro Full



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 10:24pm
Oat-peth



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 10:25pm
INFAMOUS...BAKER....
ANGEL OF BREAD!
400,000 LOAVES TO BAAAAAAAKKKKKKEEEE!!!!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:25pm
Oh fine, just a little more Porknagar...



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 10:25pm
retzam said:
ohhhh I've eaten quite enough, I'm Jethro Full


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA new winner.
kudos on the potato-skinless as well.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:26pm
Would you like some Mayowar on that bread?



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:26pm
powerkok said:
retzam said:
ohhhh I've eaten quite enough, I'm Jethro Full


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA new winner.
kudos on the potato-skinless as well.


hahahaha thank you

I'm especially fond of Oat-peth though.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 10:27pm
IT'S RAINING BREAD!
FROM THE OVEN IN THE SKY!




toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 10:27pm
I wanna hold your ham, by the Meatles?
Ok that was truly lame, Im gonna excuse myself now, and blow my head off with my Mossberg 500.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 10:29pm
this is amazing.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 10:29pm
Matza ball (madball)

hahahaha Mark is on a baking with Araya bender!
Awesome stuff.



toggletoggle post by flyingpoopdestroyer  at Jun 1,2005 10:37pm
The Sausage Heart



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 10:40pm
beer terror (sheer terror...although beer terror may also be a real band)
breadbath
eggs of sanity
potatopeth
breaded silence
decrepe-it birth
pie-rexia
Latuna Coil
odious mort-ham
impet-eggo
jethro cruller (jethro full is also a good one, haha)
soilpork
scrodgory
scrod dethroned



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 10:43pm
powerkok said:

pie-rexia


Eerie, our similarities eh?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 10:44pm
even hyphened it too!
Creepy.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 10:47pm
the rolling scones
bread zeppelin
haddock shall burn
pancaketera
18 fishes
fishgorge
veal remains (vital remains)
white zombeef
Breading Through
Bunearth
Hamthrax
maleggnancy
kevorkian's bagels
bagelcorpse
deathbagel
sins of bagels
cod forbid
enforbacon (enforsaken)
andrew wcake
hammolation
since the spud



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 10:48pm
powerkok said:
powerkok said:

pie-rexia


Eerie, our similarities eh?


haha, damn...

lets change mine to
pie-emia




toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 1,2005 10:49pm
powerkok said:
I wanna hold your ham, by the Meatles?
Ok that was truly lame, Im gonna excuse myself now, and blow my head off with my Mossberg 500.


Bang bang Maxwell's silver Ham-er...



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 10:57pm
wu tang ham
deprecaketion
ham-merfall
immortadella (immortal)
general burgery (general surgery)
bucketbread (buckethead)
fleetwood big mac
james hash brown
creme GHOUL-e....ghoul...creme brulle...anybody? heh....
neil young and crazy pork
emerson, cake and palmer
electric light porkestra
breadwater drowning
steely dan-ish
fishavowed
shrimpocrisy (hypocrisy)



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 1,2005 11:00pm
fleetwood big mac
james hash brown

HAHAHAHAHA
Fuckin Brilliant



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 11:01pm
this shit's just too easy! haha



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 1,2005 11:03pm
and on that note, i'm going to bread...i mean bed.



toggletoggle post by cdan nli at Jun 1,2005 11:10pm
cradle of milkph

...no? i suck at this game



toggletoggle post by cdan nli at Jun 1,2005 11:10pm
haha, that should have been LADLE...serves me right for not loggin in



toggletoggle post by tomx at Jun 2,2005 12:44am
Deadwater Brownie

Hamowar



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jun 2,2005 3:53am
apparently everyone was bord today. thanks for the entertainment!



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Jun 2,2005 7:13am
Gruesome Stuff Relish!!



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Jun 2,2005 7:53am edited Jun 2,2005 8:32am
Opez
Anal Crouton or (to continue the candy theme) Anal Runts!
Manowurst
Peahatepod
Soylent Green!!!



toggletoggle post by humanbonedeathmachine at Jun 2,2005 8:04am
id like to see someone make a food from my bands name



toggletoggle post by soloman   at Jun 2,2005 9:40am
Devourmint



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at Jun 2,2005 10:31am
Bane of Egg-Instance



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 2,2005 10:49am
humanbonedeathmachine said:
id like to see someone make a food from my bands name


Hummus bone bicycle science diet industries?



toggletoggle post by joe/notcommon   at Jun 2,2005 11:25am
Fuck you all



toggletoggle post by silky  at Jun 2,2005 2:06pm
emperogies
chexodus
matzatazo



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jun 2,2005 2:07pm
Scoracrasia said:
Gruesome Stuff Relish!!


AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Jun 2,2005 2:09pm
blue said:
Scoracrasia said:
Gruesome Stuff Relish!!


AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Tht's funny.

Don't konw if they were said cuz I was too tired to read the whole thing but:
Dimmuburger
Cradle of Fries



toggletoggle post by malettey  at Jun 2,2005 2:39pm
lime guardian (bling guardian)
amon a-la-carte (amon amarth)
hamhain (samhain)
sodahead (motorhead)
the black danish murder (the black dahlia murder)
peppertura (sepultura)
pie destoryer (pig destroyer)
hellspammer (hellhammer)
grapes at sea (graves at sea)
goatsteak (goatsnake)



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jun 2,2005 2:51pm
Dissector said:
blue said:
Scoracrasia said:
Gruesome Stuff Relish!!


AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Tht's funny.

Don't konw if they were said cuz I was too tired to read the whole thing but:
Dimmuburger
Cradle of Fries


I said Dimmu Burger, but I've definitely heard Tom or someone refer to them as that in some thread of the distant past.



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Jun 2,2005 2:55pm
powerkok said:
disembowelmentos


i stopped reading after this one, for fear of disappointment with the rest of them.



toggletoggle post by flyingpoopdestroyer  at Jun 2,2005 2:57pm
Scotchmaker
these arms are steaks




toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 2,2005 2:58pm
hahahaha

there are some good ones down the list tho, Killer.



toggletoggle post by Bradness nli at Jun 2,2005 3:03pm
Kevorkian's Bagels
Continued without a ring-ding
And you will know us by the trail of crumbs
Leng 'tche gai pan



toggletoggle post by flyingpoopdestroyer  at Jun 2,2005 3:08pm
Beers and Falafel (Tears of Avarel)



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Jun 3,2005 6:10am
Bread for days
Biolicorice
Augrotten sound
Soilent Greens
Shrimpetigo
Incarnation instant breakfast
Fermentos
Malasmores



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at Jun 3,2005 8:30am
Fries Warming
Saladtage
Iced Afterbirth Casserole
Pink Salmon
Can Ale-n-Pretzles
Beer Factory
Pastas Mine
Paradise Tossed Salad
Chocolate Dream Eatter
Judas Pizza
Black Forest Cake
Celtic Frosted Flakes
Boston Cream Pie
Creamoraed Saint Coffee



toggletoggle post by MikeFuckFuck at Jun 5,2005 1:17am
dwellingsickness said:

Shrimpetigo
Malasmores



Hahaha, fucking excellent.

They Won't Stay Bread




toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at Jun 7,2005 7:04pm edited Jun 7,2005 7:06pm
It's Suppertime!!!



toggletoggle post by The Notorious B.o.b. at Jun 7,2005 7:35pm
Sin of Bagels
its not just for breakfast anymore...



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