. . . I

WANT

TO

KILL

this kid in one of the hallway carrels. I can't see him BUT I CAN HEAR HIM hawking up his phlegm every thirty seconds. Dude, get a throat culture and quit trying to make me hurl my half-digested bagel.

RARRR!!!

mmmm bagels

i wonder if my coworkers think that..

i have a nickname
emphyzeeeema carina

*cough*

Best career, ever. I'm wicked jealous.

Watch 'Party Girl'

that's the perfect librarian movie

go find a book bout rare african respiratory diseases and slam it down in front of him. maybe he'll get the hint.

hahahahaha

Go give him a shrieking Hekseri death growl.

Just keep it simple... Walk up to the kid and tell him S.T.F.U.!

ummm i'd be seriously worried if he's STILL there hacking 2 and a half hours later...

occasionally. I wonder if he has grown ferns, because he's still there

all right well...what CHA gonna do?
don't want him to die in there do ya?

LIBRARIANS = TOP NOTCH NERD CHICKS

USUALLY DO NOT HAVE AIDS EITHER

Librarians with AIDS, that's my new band name, hahaha

naw, the kid's up and about, I can hear him walking around, then hacking, then sitting back down to study whatever he's studying (I'll let you guys fill in THAT fucking blank).

I think he wants everyone to know how disgusting he is.

Just finished 'The Haunting of Hill House' by Shirley Jackson. I think I liked the movie better.

Now on to 'Melmoth the Wanderer' by Charles Maturin

Conan the librarian

Do you work with this guy? He's nuts.

hahaha, Joey DeMaio just walked in asking for the Arts and Crafts section

What library do you work in?

one of the five zillion at Harvard

hahaha, Lamont Library

Shove a hard copy of the Davinci code up his turd cutter.

I used to know a Joey Maio, sadly he died on 9/11

litacore said:

haha! which floor? I was at Lamont twice today.

no way. Fifth Floor. We're between Farnsworth and Forum Rooms.

hmm I never get up there unless its really crowded downstairs. I like to study in the big room on the entrance floor, comfy chairs.

Today I was reading in the pit though, I love that jazz ensemble that plays there, so free and good

Female librarian equals sexy.

yeah, well

no candid shots of me unless ya come see Hekseri

and I don't even wear my glasses while we play

he's back.
and hacking still.