DO NOT GO OUTSIDE.
trust me.
you will never been seen again.

I'm going to go take some pictures of swans.

swan stomper!!

new band name:
Texas instuments swan stompers

that dude who stomped those birds is a hero to house wives everywhere

I just took pictures of the swans out there...
now, I don't want to be here at all.

well good you went outside...since yer always jealous when i tell you i do that...someone asked me to go get ice cream and i ate at my desk while working so i haven't gone out yet..hmmm

What the johnson is a cube warrior?

I just cooked sausages on the grill by the pool. In shorts and sandles.

I'm wearing shorts too...
but I bet you are wearing socks with your sandles.. queer.

have fun with your pool, see you at the palladium tonight.. oh wait, you can't make it... nevermind.

Yeah I am going to see Haste The Day, Extol, Dead To Fall, Embrace Today, Losa, Fight Paris, Twelve Tribes and The Showdown instead. Sucka.

Oh, and definitely no socks with the sandles.