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returntothepit >> discuss >> Another thread where I bitch about hot chicks on myspace.. but it's abit differebt so do check it out. yo. by swamplorddvm on Apr 30,2005 1:28pm
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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Apr 30,2005 1:28pm
WHY do so many hot "metal" chicks live OUTSIDE of this state?



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Apr 30,2005 1:29pm
And MOST are under age.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Apr 30,2005 1:32pm



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Apr 30,2005 1:57pm
shes a two bagger.



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Apr 30,2005 3:30pm
Hey, I think i went to her 16th birthday party yesterday!



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at May 1,2005 1:59pm
shes ugly



toggletoggle post by Abbath at May 1,2005 2:06pm
did she have breast implants?, i see some scarring



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at May 1,2005 6:20pm
homegirl needs to pluck her eyebrows



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 1,2005 6:44pm
Butterface!



toggletoggle post by coldnorthernvengeance  at May 1,2005 6:54pm
she kind of looks like the kid in Gummo...



toggletoggle post by malettey  at May 1,2005 7:43pm edited May 1,2005 7:47pm
she isn't ugly. i'd do her. i wish she wasn't covering her nipples, i'd fuckin spank off to that. screw all you shallow assholes "oh her face isn't that great" "are her tits fake? i see some scarring" "she needs to pluck her eyebrows" who gives a fuck? what's the matter with you people? dude if this chick was in front of you, lusting for your fuckin sausage, begging for it balls deep in her hot fuckin slop hole....if you turned her down just because her face isn't all dolled up, there's something wrong with you....



toggletoggle post by Boots at May 1,2005 7:50pm
coldnorthernvengeance said:
she kind of looks like the kid in Gummo...


hahaha! your're right! haha



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 1,2005 7:53pm
malettey said:
she isn't ugly. i'd do her. i wish she wasn't covering her nipples, i'd fuckin spank off to that. screw all you shallow assholes "oh her face isn't that great" "are her tits fake? i see some scarring" "she needs to pluck her eyebrows" who gives a fuck? what's the matter with you people? dude if this chick was in front of you, lusting for your fuckin sausage, begging for it balls deep in her hot fuckin slop hole....if you turned her down just because her face isn't all dolled up, there's something wrong with you....


Maybe you would, but I personally have something against throwing my sausage in the 'slop hole' of a ugly slut that gets naked for millions of people.



toggletoggle post by malettey  at May 1,2005 8:07pm
powerkok said:
malettey said:
I personally have something against throwing my sausage in the 'slop hole' of a ugly slut that gets naked for millions of people.


okay the thing about her being a slut that gets naked for millions of people is a good point....but if i met her in real life and she wanted to fuck, i'd do it...but it would probably be more of a hate fuck



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 1,2005 9:01pm



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at May 2,2005 3:17am
KeithMutiny said:
shes ugly





toggletoggle post by mOe_rk at May 2,2005 11:37am
She's not as ugly as all of you guys are letting on, and besides that dude's right if she were all over you you wouldnt turn her down, so just shut up



toggletoggle post by litacore   at May 2,2005 11:38am
I hate myspace, every time I try and update the Hekseri page it bounces me out



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 2,2005 11:39am
Ummm....yes, yes she is.
We have eyes Moe, baby.
Moe.....higher standards lead to hotter chicks.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at May 2,2005 11:39am
i wouldn't fuck her for practice.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 2,2005 11:40am
litacore said:
I hate myspace, every time I try and update the Hekseri page it bounces me out


add us!!
whats yer chicks link?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 2,2005 11:40am
Hooker said:
i wouldn't fuck her for practice.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at May 2,2005 11:41am
Moe has one of the hottest ladies in the world.

I hate naked chicks on myspace. LAME.



toggletoggle post by Hooker  at May 2,2005 11:42am
Naked chicks anywhere are good. Don't speak ill of naked chicks.



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 2,2005 11:44am
someone post a naked old lady for hooker....
hahaha
and i agree kell, lame indeed



toggletoggle post by Blue  at May 2,2005 11:44am
dude, my tits are all over myspace.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at May 2,2005 11:46am
SWEET.
You have the sweetest moobs evuh!!!



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at May 2,2005 11:47am
~Carina~ said:
someone post a naked old lady for hooker....
hahaha
and i agree kell, lame indeed


Yeah. I don't understand. You have to leave something to the imagination! I feel bad for these attention whores.

Sexy pics, good, nasty naked pics, bad.



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 2,2005 11:49am
Exactly!!!!
I have a few sexy photos of Kelly on my portfolio site and will add a few more sexy ladies later on tonight i hope! (i\'ll post links!)
including a fetish model..but no noodzzzz



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 2,2005 12:29pm
malettey said:
dude if this chick was in front of you, lusting for your fuckin sausage, begging for it balls deep in her hot fuckin slop hole...


Yeah no shit. People have these super high standards. But then you see their girlfriends and they're not all THAT hot.



toggletoggle post by destroyyoualot  at May 2,2005 12:31pm
kellthevalkyrie said:
Moe has one of the hottest ladies in the world.

I hate naked chicks on myspace. LAME.


Obviously from a person who doesn't appreciate naked chicks, so kind of hard to take at face value... ?



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 2,2005 12:36pm
you know swamplord, when someone meets a person it\'s not only their looks that count...it\'s also how they treat you

so if you date a \"hot\" (in your opinion) chick and turns out she is a backstabbing cunt...well...
anyhow...obviously looks are the first thing you see but when you meet and get to know someone, i don\'t care how \"hot\" they are...if they are a tool, it makes them unattractive...



toggletoggle post by boots wtf at May 2,2005 12:38pm
i'll stick with the baked potato named suzie that lives under my bed



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 2,2005 12:41pm
~Carina~ said:
you know swamplord, when someone meets a person it\'s not only their looks that count...it\'s also how they treat you

so if you date a \"hot\" (in your opinion) chick and turns out she is a backstabbing cunt...well...
anyhow...obviously looks are the first thing you see but when you meet and get to know someone, i don\'t care how \"hot\" they are...if they are a tool, it makes them unattractive...


Yeah, I learned this a while ago.



toggletoggle post by adam_time   at May 2,2005 1:22pm
just because a girl is incredibly hot doesn't mean she's gonna be a bitch. you just have to pick the right ones... and stay away from naked chicks on myspace and connecticut girls.

chicks who get naked on myspace do it for a few reasons...
1. busted chicks are desperate and show skin to excite desperate guys, who wouldn't approach them in real life if they were paid to (whether it be for obvious feminine beastly reasons or immasculating self confidence issues).

2. hot chicks get naked so they can entice a follish guy, so they can get a free dinner, by only making them think they're getting sex.

there's no point to chasing skanky chicks on myspace, chances are they're loose and it won't work out. kicking yourself for thinking chicks in other states are hotter is just degrative. you're just looking in the wrong place, or you need to work up some balls and make a face to face connection with someone who you didn't meet online. but really, it's quite difficult to find yourself an attractive metal chick who isn't taken, or like throwing a crowbar down an empty hallway.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 2,2005 1:25pm
I usually don't date metal chicks



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 2,2005 1:26pm
And that girl in the picture there is pretty busted



toggletoggle post by adam_time   at May 2,2005 1:31pm
i'm with you on both statements. most metal chicks i've dated have severe mental or emotional issues, or they just do wicked fucked up shit that pisses me off. busted chicks just don't make my willy stand up.
unfortunately my girlfriend listens to AFI and my chemical romance. i make fun of her for it, but she appreciates dillinger and opeth, so it evens out a little. music is really the last thing we have in common.



toggletoggle post by Lynne too lazy to log in at May 2,2005 1:34pm
it's quite difficult to find yourself an attractive metal chick who isn't taken



it is possible to find unattractive metal chicks who aren't taken... like me for instance :P



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 2,2005 1:36pm
HAH!
i like both AFI and my chemical romance...they are nice people too...
tell her to check out my pics =) (but i like metal bands too)
www.defyunlearn.com

anyhow, funny story..friday night i shot my chemical romance and greenday...and the singer of my chemical romance starting going on about sleezy roadies and sleezy guys in bands and said to all the girls, if a guy asks you to show your tits for a backstage pass....spit in his face
heh
awesome



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 2,2005 1:45pm
wow he sounds like guy who really knows how to have a good time



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 2,2005 1:49pm
i\'m sure he is
and at least it shows he\'s not a pig



toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 2,2005 1:50pm
ps to lynne:
STFU



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 2,2005 1:52pm
~Carina~ said:
i\'m sure he is
and at least it shows he\'s not a pig


Pig? No.

Walking talking whiney vagina? Yes.




toggletoggle post by ~Carina~ at May 2,2005 1:55pm
considering the age of the majority of the girls there...i\'d give him a thumbs up...



toggletoggle post by Christraper at May 2,2005 1:56pm
why were they all old and dusty?



toggletoggle post by ~carina~ at May 2,2005 1:59pm
umm if you read my post
i said my chemical romance and greenday...there were a lot of kids and preteens...and teens...



toggletoggle post by ~carina~ at May 2,2005 2:00pm
i\'m going to assume yer trying to be funny...



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 2,2005 2:03pm edited May 2,2005 2:05pm
mmmm teens.



kidding



Seriously I don't look for the hottest of the hottest. If I find someone , attractive well... I find them attractive, if I don't and she is cool, then that's when the JUST FRIENDS rule comes in play. There are some really hot girls I know that I don't care to date. Even if they ARE super friggin beautiful.



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at May 2,2005 2:25pm
destroyyoualot said:
kellthevalkyrie said:
Moe has one of the hottest ladies in the world.

I hate naked chicks on myspace. LAME.


Obviously from a person who doesn't appreciate naked chicks, so kind of hard to take at face value... ?


I think naked chicks are beautiful, and tasteful pics in art galleries or somthing, I like. I'm not into the internet pornish shots. And I just don't really get the naked myspace thing. Ah well.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 2,2005 2:27pm
kellthevalkyrie said:
And I just don't really get the naked myspace thing. Ah well.


Pffft shows how YOU are.






















toggletoggle post by destroyyoualot  at May 2,2005 3:10pm
kellthevalkyrie said:

I think naked chicks are beautiful, and tasteful pics in art galleries or somthing, I like. I'm not into the internet pornish shots. And I just don't really get the naked myspace thing. Ah well.



Ok, probably what I meant was "doesn't appreciate naked girls in a brutish caveman creepy pervert way, like I do". Art and beauty is another thing entirely, we're talkin'bout naked ta-tas and poonannies.




toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at May 2,2005 3:11pm
destroyyoualot said:
kellthevalkyrie said:

I think naked chicks are beautiful, and tasteful pics in art galleries or somthing, I like. I'm not into the internet pornish shots. And I just don't really get the naked myspace thing. Ah well.



Ok, probably what I meant was "doesn't appreciate naked girls in a brutish caveman creepy pervert way, like I do". Art and beauty is another thing entirely, we're talkin'bout naked ta-tas and poonannies.



In which case, you are correct, sir.




toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at May 2,2005 7:41pm
that girl is still ugly, it hasnt changed, and if she was completely naked grabbing my shit, i would shrug her off... you dont have to belive me, but its the honest truth.



toggletoggle post by Anthony nli at May 2,2005 8:27pm
~Carina~ said:
Anyhow, funny story..friday night i shot my chemical romance and greenday...and the singer of my chemical romance starting going on about sleezy roadies and sleezy guys in bands and said to all the girls, if a guy asks you to show your tits for a backstage pass....spit in his face
heh
awesome


I respect him for saying that.

And it's definitely possible to be a fun guy and not a total sleazeball.




toggletoggle post by destroyyoualot  at May 3,2005 12:09pm
Anthony nli said:

I respect him for saying that.

And it's definitely possible to be a fun guy and not a total sleazeball.



True, but at what cost, Anthony? At what cost?




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toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jun 1,2005 1:02am
well that was pointless



toggletoggle post by davefromthegrave  at Jun 1,2005 1:40am
anonymous said:
Fuck You. Haters! http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=6427133


post your tits.



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