333+ people.
what should I do if I'm laid off.

kill your boss. duh.

take hula lessons

no, actually, if I were you I'd try to become a professional photographer.

charge us for logging on

youd make a killing!

ps. i was on the air the other day and swore because i was drunk. i thought you might enjoy such a story.

heh, my boss is a super cool guy though and he's build his one personal website from code I gave him from RttP.
mostlikely, I will not get laid off, but it might happen.

Pray to Satan that you'll be part of the 666- not layed off?

or laid off

danny p nli said:

I would know nothing about being drunk, especialy not now.
mmmmm... whiskey....

if I were to change for logging.. there goes aaron into stileproject land.

you know what's funny, people think that RttP is my full time job.
yeah, like I could live off $100 a year.

christ
enough typos?

you barely touched your glass
unlike me..

also..like i said, look elsewhere ..where is yor resume?? i'm supposed to update it

You could start retroactively charging everyone $10 for the RTTP compilation.

Didn't you get repremanded for messing around online at work, or something? I hope that they don't use that as a reason to make you part of the 33%.

nope, with the project I just completed, they should be giving me a lot....
plus I took all these pictures for them for some training book.

then shut it

you should charge people who post "NLI." that'll show em

hah!

you could take this guy's job when he dies

BAHAHA that get rich quick scheme won't foil me

I would love to get laid off right now, then go back to work around september.

I want the job of that guy on TV with all the ?'s on his shirt.
not this guy:

that bill paying guy

but that guy is annoying

yeah, but I could tell you how to make the bill collects go shove it.
nothing is cooler than that.

I knwo how to tell someone to shove it.

you do it like this.

http://www.strafom.force9.co.uk/trinkets/sounds/BTI.wav

that isn't english

It's british, the accents make it funnier.

I picture them in business suits

the_reverend said:



probly the training book they are going to use for the new office temp people who they will bring in at 1/2 the pay and no benifits.


this is a typical senerio , if you see lots of people being replaced by office temps from an agency when someone leaves for another job it is time to start looking, cause that is the writing on the wall of a layoff. usually they wait till they have enough temps in before cutting thats what they did here a few years back

when you quit, remember to steal as much shit as you can. Adn I'm not just talkign about good expensive shit, like computers, office furniture, and electronics. You've gotta get you rmoney's worth. Every goddamn stapler, pen and pencil, pencil sharpener, toilet paper, whips chains whistles dildos etc., take it all.

I guess it\'s only 30%

See when my work pulls shit like that, they refer to it in the PC term - RIF (Reduction In Force). I suppose that's supposed to make it better for the people who got fucked?

oh and they announced it right before "bring your kid to work" day...
or as I like to call it "bring your kid to where you used to work" day

davefromthegrave said:

George Carlin quote bust! (Seriously, anybody here have "You're All Diseased"? Amazing, that man just gets angrier and angrier the older he gets...)



the_reverend said:

Maybe they're gonna try and hire all your kids at 1/3 the pay. I mean, seriously, China knows what it's doing!

I'm still here!

and you can post again?

Congrats man.

well, they have yet to lay anyone off...
also, this happened today. it's about a 20 minute walk from my condo over a bridge:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/13/base.closings.list.ap/index.html
Portsmouth Navel Shipyard closure.

sucks (about the closure)

signs are pointing to tomorrow...

going by the word in a local news paper.

Join a midget glam band.

wait, I see that has already been suggested

judging by the fact you didn't email me any funny goings on...i'm gonna say yer safe

saturate RTTP with pop-ups and banner ads, and start charging a monthly membership fee.

wow... my company lost $23million this quarter.
damn

it blows my mind how many companies there are and how much money they make and lose and all that