3 days in a row now, I've been woken up by them at 8:00, and I'm kept awake by their working until about 8:30, and then i dont hear anything again until like 1:00.

i'm this close to stealing their jackhammer.

I hired them to torment you for all of your lies... all CDs in my distro are $8.00, $10.00 and $12.00, you liar!

well, i told them i was going to talk to their boss, and they said something along the lines of "I hope he does fire us. That jew doesn't pay us enough anyway."

It all makes sense now...

If you had a job this would not be an issue.

If you do steal the jackhammer, I can get rid of it for you.

sell it on ebay

i'm actually leaving in a bout an hour for an interview at UPS! Hooray for me...

as far as the jackhammer, i figured ebay was the way to go.

i also just noticed they have a pretty sweet nailing gun...

Ben the UPS man. Thats awsome. Now you can fuck lonely housewives!

i wish. i'll just be working in the factory.

actually, my official job description would be "package handler".

UPS is a tough job, they work you like a dag. I deal with them everyday, and next to postmen they a pretty miserable people. GOOD LUCK!!!

I would not reccomend selling stolen merch on Ebay.
You might as well set up a fence operation in front of a police station.

The DHL chick who delivers to my work is wicked hot.

yea, i really had no intention of stealing the jackhammer. the nail gun, maybe, but i wouldnt put it on ebay regardless.

UPS won't know what hit em. i'm gonna be the best darn package handler i can be.

Can we call you Oswald if you get the job?

haha absolutely

I hate that shit, I remember living at the WIT dorms and my window was across the alley of the new mass art dorm they were constructing! the shit was so fucking loud when they were doing bricks. The alley amplified it by x1000.

play Gorguts at them

shoot em

I wanna buy the jackhammer.

did you get the job 'lil benny?

If he got the job tell him to hurry the fuck up with that guitar case i ordered