you wake up at 6 AM in the parking lot of your friends apartment building, in your car, with the car running, and realize you've been out there since 2:30?

my truck would have run out of gas by then.

ouch... just be glad you didn't drive at 6:30am.

it's a good thing you weren't in a garage. that would have sucked hard.

dreadkill said:

i thought of that too. good thing i filled up the day before...

mine still would have run out, even if the tank was full to the brim. trucks suck ass on gas.

I woke up in the middle of a busy road one night. I pooped in the middle of the road too. Shit, what a nightmare.

shit guy! dood, an old buddy of mine turned 21 last night.....crazy time party at the hampton on mass ave, drank on lansdowne the whole night, smoking grass, i ate a new food, GREEN PEPPERS and sausage pizza. then at the end of the night and early this morning, thick chick mania claimed my soul. my buddy ralphed all over the floor in jillians too. that was priceless because after 8 or so years of hard drinking together, i've never seen him hurl. the best part was my buddy paid for just about everything, fuckin a!

VITAL T !!!!!!

BornSoVile said:

DO IT!

i realised this as well, at the last old men and noosebomb show at the safari. Last thing i remember was talking to anne then puking all over the place somewhere in an alley and then just waking up in my truck around the corner at 6am after the show got out at like 1:30....

It's time to cut down on the drinking when you decide to dive through a plate glass window headfirst and end up with 66 stitches on your head and 10 on your back. I can neither confirm nor deny that I have ever done this myself, but that would be a good time to cut down on the drinking.

it's time to stop drinking...... when you wake up on 495 doing 30-40mph, and are about to slam into traffic @ the hampton tolls.

i know a guy who got pulled over on the highway when he was wasted. he thought he was on main street in watertown and just held his arms out for the cop to cuff him. there's a guy who could cut down on drinking.

its time to cut down on the drinking when you wake up in bed with Richard Simmons...30 lbs slimmer...with a slimfast shake dripping off your balls...

You guys should all get together and write a book called "It's Time To Stop Drinkin' When..."

Give Jeff Foxworthy a run for his money! You Just Might Be A Redneck has nothin' on this.

anyone ever find themselves drinking beer in the shower. that was a red flag...

It's time to stop drinking when you piss in a cup whilst in a blackout and then wake up a few hours later and drink the piss cuz you think it's water.

dread_104 said:

fuck yeah! I have to drink a beer while shaving to keep my hands steady.

dread_104 said:

been there

... when you wake up to find a random assortment of convenience store snacks (chips, Hostess, ice cream treats) in your kitchen, purchased for no particular reason mid-blackout.

when you climb a telephone pole and jump off of it for no particular reason. I'm on crutches now with a severly tweaked ankle. At least I hurt myself after Nefarious played on saturday cuz I couldn't make it up those stairs to the green room afterwards. 18 years of skateboarding and I've never rolled an ankle, one night of drinking with satan john and I fuck my shit up.

It's never time to stop the drinking. Faggots.

drinking right now actually...

DRINK
DRINK
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DRINK

Is it time to cut down on the drinking when you're sleeping on the top bunk at a friends house and you have to hurl and instead of getting up you just lean over and puke all over you friend that's sleeping on the bottom bunk, and all you can do is laugh and not help him at all and go back to sleep

Girls, you need to stop drinking when you wake up naked, tied to a chair in my basement, wondering why your hands and feet are missing.

its time to stop drinking when you wake up in bed with me

RichHorror >>It's never time to stop the drinking. Faggots. <<

I agree!

This man knows.