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returntothepit >> discuss >> So i just found out that a stupid bitch i went to school with got an abortion recently by killerkadoogan on Mar 24,2005 11:02am
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toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 24,2005 11:02am
She's a Jehovah's Witness.

She was Mrs. I'mFuckingAwesomeAndI'llPissAllOverAnythingYouWantInLife.

She was on her way to being a dentist.

Now, she works at the 99 bussing tables, her boyfriend's in prison, and she just had an abortion.

I love life.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Mar 24,2005 11:03am
Funny how some shit works out.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Mar 24,2005 11:28am
Did you go to her work and laugh in her face?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 24,2005 11:33am
atleast she was smart enough to know that she shouldn't be having a kid now.

but I know what you mean, seeing super "kewl" kids from school and how you are doing better than them. I once saw one on the "coolest" kids from 3rd to senior year hs about 1 month after I got my current job. he was working in a season sausage and cheese keyosk in the mall.



toggletoggle post by Carina~~ at Mar 24,2005 11:35am
kiosk, and yeah imagine how worse if she had it



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 24,2005 11:42am
oh i dont blame her for getting the abortion. the hilarity lies in the fact that she was pregnant to begin with.

And no, i havent gone to her work yet, although it is only about a 5 minute walk from my house. I just don't like the 99 enough to risk having to eat there and not see and laugh at her.



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Mar 24,2005 12:17pm
i love the 99.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 24,2005 12:22pm
you mean 69



toggletoggle post by norwellbob  at Mar 24,2005 12:59pm
99 = best steak tips



toggletoggle post by IntricateProcess   at Mar 24,2005 1:09pm
99 is good

just dont go to the one in waltham on thursday nights unless you like TVST love



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 24,2005 2:39pm
Carina~~ said:
kiosk, and yeah imagine how worse if she had it

it would be cool if they had abortion kiosks. They could put them in the middle of the kmart parking lot like they used to have those photomat kiosks.



yeah, it's funny seeing the jocks and other cocksuckers I went to school with working as used car salesmen.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 24,2005 3:06pm
rumor has it that my exgf got an abortion shortly after she dumped me. it seems that the nice guy she met while working at the strip club didn't really want to stick around and take care of baby.

I hope you rot in hell, cunt.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 24,2005 4:03pm
ABORTION RULES.



toggletoggle post by Prenatal Punisher at Mar 24,2005 8:22pm
Mmm, aborted feti increase my super powers.



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 25,2005 9:54am
ok christopher reeve



toggletoggle post by Boots nli wtf at Mar 25,2005 9:57am
coathanger baby



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2005 9:58am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
ABORTION RULES.


haha best post ever



toggletoggle post by malettey  at Mar 25,2005 10:20am
i'd like to know how many girls i went to school with have gotten abortions....there were a lot of cum sluts in my class!



toggletoggle post by Boots nli wtf at Mar 25,2005 10:21am
they shouldn't waste aborted babies. they should make beef patties out of them.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2005 10:21am
malettey said:
i'd like to know how many girls i went to school with have gotten abortions....there were a lot of cum sluts in my class!


pics please



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Mar 25,2005 10:28am
There are girls in my highschool now who have gotten pregnant already.



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 25,2005 11:39am
my senior year there were 4 pregnant freshmen

also the same year that my school allowed students from lowell to go to the school. coincidence? i think not.

also, i was sitting in the library of my school one day, and i hear this kid talking to some freshman girl.
he says "you coming to so and so's party tonight?"
and she says, very non-chalantly, "no, i'm pregnant again."



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 25,2005 11:42am
there really should be a policy where the reproductive organs of idiots are surgically removed



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 25,2005 11:48am
with no anesthesia



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 25,2005 11:49am
actually no, they should give them anesthesia, but not enough so that they wake up in the middle of the surgery but cant move or say anything

i saw something on the discovery channel about that



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 25,2005 11:50am
brutal but effective



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 25,2005 11:50am
paganmegan said:
there really should be a policy where the reproductive organs of idiots are surgically removed


this truly is a brave new world.



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Mar 25,2005 12:43pm
popular kids suck!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Mar 25,2005 12:46pm
IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY EX GIRLFRIEND NAKED GO TO WWW.SUICIDEGIRLS.COM AND GO TO -> KNIGHT



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2005 12:53pm
Nobody wants to see her naked.



toggletoggle post by earl jackson at Mar 25,2005 12:58pm
She should listen to MURDER STEINBAG. the song 'Back alley Abortion' might put a smile on her face. to get MURDER STEINBAG's split with WHOREMASTERY get $1 ready and e-mail MURDERSTEINBAG@yahoo.com



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Mar 25,2005 1:02pm
First day of freshman year one of my teachers asked the class, "Why did you come to this highschool and what do you want to do with your life" and this dumbfuck girl was like, "Yeah, by April I'mma have my baby and my boyfriend's gonna take care of us, he got a good job at CVS he make 6.25 an hour."

Transferring out became a goal of mine.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2005 1:02pm
a bunch of us that she doesnt know should go to that restaurant and make tons of abortion jokes to ourselves, but loud enough for her to hear them, just to see if we can make her cry.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Mar 25,2005 1:07pm
killerkadoogan said:

Now, she works at the 99 bussing tables, her boyfriend's in prison, and she just had an abortion.

I love life.


What 99? I went to one last night and the waitress was slower than Terri Schiavo *rimshot for topical humor*



toggletoggle post by malettey  at Mar 25,2005 1:20pm edited Mar 25,2005 1:21pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
malettey said:
i'd like to know how many girls i went to school with have gotten abortions....there were a lot of cum sluts in my class!


pics please


i don't have any, but you could come to hudson, NH and just find any girl between 12 and 25, they'd probably blow you for money, pot or beer !



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Mar 25,2005 1:27pm
thats awsome. im moving to Hudson



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2005 1:27pm
Christraper said:
thats awsome. im moving to Hudson


take me with you



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Mar 25,2005 1:30pm
werd



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Mar 25,2005 1:59pm
one of the "hottest" girls in my class is now addicted to heroin and cocaine due to her 5'2" boyfriend who has steroids running through his veins 24/7. she had awesome tits complemented by an old man ass. i laugh at her misfortune.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 25,2005 2:05pm
i think it's funny when i run into my x b/f's and they always ask how many kids i have... like i'm expected to be the x g/f that was all fucked up after dating them.... i like to disappoint them.



toggletoggle post by Carina~~ at Mar 25,2005 2:13pm
what annoys me are ex\'s that don\'t know how to fuck off and need to keep in touch with your family. and your family who is nice to them..every family has one
fucked retarded and stupid



toggletoggle post by Carina~~ at Mar 25,2005 2:13pm
what annoys me are ex\'s that don\'t know how to fuck off and need to keep in touch with your family. and your family who is nice to them..every family has one
fucked retarded and stupid



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Mar 25,2005 2:17pm
i don't have one.... yet....



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 25,2005 3:05pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
killerkadoogan said:

Now, she works at the 99 bussing tables, her boyfriend's in prison, and she just had an abortion.

I love life.


What 99? I went to one last night and the waitress was slower than Terri Schiavo *rimshot for topical humor*


HOO AH!

the one in lowell



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 25,2005 3:06pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
a bunch of us that she doesnt know should go to that restaurant and make tons of abortion jokes to ourselves, but loud enough for her to hear them, just to see if we can make her cry.


i think that's a fantastic idea

i'll go in disguise just so i can be a part of this tom-foolery



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2005 3:08pm
I will shave my moustache off and you can glue it to your face as a disguise



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 25,2005 3:10pm
it will compliment my unibomber wig and hooded sweatshirt quite nicely




toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Mar 25,2005 3:11pm
I knew a kid who was banned from the burger king near fenway park because he stole a soda cup, called 911 to report that a BK employee had physically assaulted him, and was subsequently arrested when one of the officers turned out to be the BK manager's cousin. A week before his court date I he went to this burger king disguised in a red knit hat and a moustache he drew on himself with a blue pen.



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 25,2005 3:21pm
awesome



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Mar 25,2005 3:26pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
I knew a kid who was banned from the burger king near fenway park because he stole a soda cup, called 911 to report that a BK employee had physically assaulted him, and was subsequently arrested when one of the officers turned out to be the BK manager's cousin. A week before his court date I he went to this burger king disguised in a red knit hat and a moustache he drew on himself with a blue pen.


Thats the worst story ever, I love it.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Mar 25,2005 5:44pm
killerkadoogan said:
Joe/NotCommon said:
a bunch of us that she doesnt know should go to that restaurant and make tons of abortion jokes to ourselves, but loud enough for her to hear them, just to see if we can make her cry.


i think that's a fantastic idea

i'll go in disguise just so i can be a part of this tom-foolery


"I'll have a side of the fetus fries!"



toggletoggle post by killerkadoogan   at Mar 27,2005 10:25am
i want the steak, but i want it pre-cut

on second thought, i want you to suck it into a vaccuum that'll chop it up into little tiny bits, and then i'll eat it.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Mar 27,2005 11:22am
killerkadoogan said:
i want the steak, but i want it pre-cut

on second thought, i want you to suck it into a vaccuum that'll chop it up into little tiny bits, and then i'll eat it.


hahahah, I fucking love this forum.



toggletoggle post by PatMeebles at Mar 27,2005 11:27am
Bob, what school did you go to?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 27,2005 11:36am
paganmegan said:
there really should be a policy where the reproductive organs of idiots are surgically removed


I agree, can I watch the surgery when they start with you?



toggletoggle post by Scoracrasia   at Mar 27,2005 11:37am
I can smell her cunt



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