Peeping porn on the net. Little bastard. I don't know wheather to praise him or beat him.

Nine year old son? Damn. Oldness.

Yup, I am crusty. Well, I am 31.

So what kind of porn was it?

Just "regular" porn shit. Damn kid....

send him to a nmbla meeting

good for him

Haha, yeah maybe it is good for him but the problem was that my four year old was in the room. I was letting him use the puter to look up star wars shit for his brother and he was looking at that shit. Fucking little punk. Shutup tbone r

just an idea, man.

scared straight. nambla treatment.

heh, I wouldn't send him to a pedo meeting but i could tell him about that ORG and scare him.

Scoracrasia said:

you are young

"Dad, why did we come to a gay steel plant?"
"we work hard, and we play hard"

succubus said:

Thanks I appreciate that!

do what my dad did. when he caught me looking at porn, he said "do what you want,just stay outta my shit!" and look at how well i turned out...

dread_104 said:

Haha, I have no porn. He found this shit on the net himself. Pretty clever but still not cool with my four year old sitting there.

set up some blocks, or just punish him. no computer for a month, cuz he was looking at dirty, naughty, wonderfully delicious porn.

dread_104 said:

Yeah he is punished right now. Down in his room until I decide what to do with him. Hey I know he is curious which is fine but not in front of my four year old son. He is grounded indefinetly until he tells me exactly what he was looking at. I know what he was looking at because I found it on my computer but I want him to admit it to me, heh. damn kids. He is acting like a teenager already. At least he was checking out VAG!!

hahaha, as a librarian we gotta deal with this sort of thing all time. No blocking software, no federal funding.

my 2 cents: not OK to clock porn until after puberty. No context otherwise, ya know?

but kids'll access it one way or another

litacore said:

Haha, I know. I would rather he check that shit out only as soon as he can bust a nut and hits puberty. All in time though I suppose. Cannot escape that shit but hey like you said he will find it one way or another.

oh and for the record, I used to sort porn pics for two website back in my freelancing days.

So although I haven't DONE it all, I've seen it all

and 'Juliette' / 'The 120 Days of Sodom', novels by the Marquis De Sade, make ALL porn look like Teletubbies

I bet after you shooed them out of the room you checked out what he was looking at and fiddled around with your pecker. Admit it.

Hooker said:


Ha, I played with myself. it was good. My son has good taste in porn sites. Nope, cleaned it off the puter actually.

yeah, I was going to say that you just want him to tell you where he was cause you obviously can't find porno yourself.

this thread made me smile..this man at work found his son looking at porn but i forget the name of the site...he's 7 i think...and apparently all the kids in school were talking about the site, i couldn't stop laughing and thought it was cute, curiosity is ok, but i hear you about having your younger boy in the room.

i firmly believe that by punishing him you make the porn more intriguing to him, which is why i disagree with DARE. you should talk to him, but make it more of a meeting/intervention than a punishing.

i understand what you're saying about doing it in front of the 4 year old (although the kid probably has no idea what he saw), and i would recommend punishing him more for that than the porn itself.

parenting tips by tom kiely

At least U know hes a normal, titty loving male...youve done well. I wouldnt punish him...(I have 2 kids), but you bet yer ass, I'd have nice talk involving respect of his lil bro.
Its like Santa....the 9 year old knows theres no santa, but he shouldnt ruin it by telling the 4 year old....same deal with the porno.
I agree with taking away the computer, but I would say indefinitley, until I trust you to use it again.

And to you other bozo's, whats nambla have to do with straight up porno?!?! U seemed to jump right to that nambla reccomendation....are you that familiar with it? Friggin gay haymo's.

That is the reason I am punishing him is for doing it in front of his little bro and he knows that. That is what fried me. I am happy he was checking out the straight shit, phew! No problems there. Don't need the parenting tips though, haha. Been doing it for almost 10 years. I have three kids. All boys, they rule.

The Sands of Haymo Jima was a good John Wayne movie.

i heard a great story from my uncle a couple weeks ago. my 9 year old cousin had a couple of friends over and they decided to order a pay per view called Thick and Black. his 6 year old sister was fascinated by it. when the cable bill came, my aunt told the 9 year old he had to pay for the movie, and the 6 year old started imitating it. my aunt and uncle learned their lesson and put a lock on pay per view.

Haymo jima...a classic compared to his lackluster "paint your haymo"

gay homos are the WORST kind of fucking homos.

Scoracrasia said:

another coupla years and he'll be taking those 'long showers' and keeping the bedroom door closed all the time. God, that takes me back!

I remember finding some penthouses and shit back in the day. The blood rush to my rig almost made me pass out.

what would be worse, him looking at porn or reading the dumb shit we all post on this board?

Scoracrasia said:

OOOHHH yer soooo much better than me I guess..oooooohhhh....youve been a parent for 10 years an me, only 9 1/2 oooohhhh parrrdon me.

(attempted eccentric sarcasm)
hahaha joking, but I will say, Id take 10 boys over 2 girls as a guy.....I live in girly pink hell, Avril Lavigne is here, with the cast of nickjr, and were all gonna do our hair into braids so itll be curly the next day......



(kill me now)

I think that's great and you should encourage him to check out more.

Strep Cunt said:

you should check out an introduction to lame jokes....oh wait you did already.......burn!!

Hooker said:

RIG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA

powerkok said:

??????? I wasn't joking.

i have no kids, but have paid for 2 abortions.

"best $400 dollars I ever spent"

powerkok said:

Haha, wasn't trying to be a dick. Joke taken. I don't think I could deal raising girls. I would be butchering every BF they came home with.

Hooker said:
$500, and yes it was. Flipping off protesters is definately a must do, too. man, what fun...
good place to meet chicks too.

powerkok said:



You have no hair to braid,although you would look funny with braids and you could be like"My little girl did it",like a proud daddy.

My boss has three girls. I don't envy either of you guys.

I sent him the porn through AIM, sorry dude.

Joe/NotCommon said:

You suck!