I once had a dream that I was flying, but I was really a duck, and I looked down and saw that I was carrying a huge pepperoni. I got scared and dropped the pepperoni into what looked like a lake of oatmeal of something and then a huge beasty thing came out of it and ate the 'roni. The whole time that all of this was happening, there was a ninja wailing on a guitar on top of a mountain and there were naked women all around him throwing little pickles at him and moaning. Needless to say, I woke up in a sweat and immediately went to the kitchen for a cool drink.
