Type some shit, yo. I can't right now, I gotta go.




Blap!

Fo shizzle....

My nizzle....

I just took a wizzle

Sabbatical Holocaust, is haggardly drawn across
Your back by barbarians, inscribe with swords that's sharp
Stare into the black fire, worship Thor and his hammer
Absorbant armor, blades fall in the most torrid of manners
Dark throne, kingdoms Emperor, seek to the exodus
Son of darkness, stay Immortal in the freezing temperatures
It's viking spirit, roam areas that are densly(sp?) wooded
As I scream for Odin, causing hellish mayhem and you might just hear it
Siphon spirit from a Dark Funeral
In the Nightside Eclipse I feel far from usual
The orator advancing steadily, rising like a Behemoth
Dissection of an Angelcorpse not a sight for the squeamish


Just some Black Metal rhyme I wrote and should probally finish. The beat samples Sabbat. I love referencing metal in rhymes because the metal heads will recognize while the rest of the people are like "what's sabbatical holocaust?" If you like this one I could do a real freestyle, or keystyle as the internet geeks call it.

the pirate pimp's rollin in bitches
gold dubloons make up all of his riches
after slappin his skank
she's walkin the plank
he still pimps while she sleeps with the fishes

umm

the beat, the beat, the beat you beat...

this is worse than karoke

19 different kinds of mule variations.

only one mega shit session.

Kick punch it's all in the mind
If you wanna test me I'm sure you'll find
the things I teach ya, are sure to beat ya
nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher

Now kick!

weird i'm listening to tom waits...

tear the flesh, destroy the soul,
another catch, a sorrow role.

a mercy plea, death to ride,
a sacrifice, torment provide.

a life lost to hate... devoured by fear...
another down from infection.

a scar left of love... no more a goodbye...
another sworn to perfection.

not as one, divide a line,
cut to none, further mine.

slash and rip, flow of gore,
one last sip... alive...

...no more....

nli means 'not logged in'

KeithMutiny said:

That's what rapping is about, saying the word dubloons.

my name is hooker and i'm here to say.
i love fruity pebbles in a major way.


In the style of AC/DC...

howling thunder
dookie dance
a quart of chocolate soon to fill my pants

"i cant hear you bk broiler !!"

Satanaclaus swamped in a syphillitic stupor
Shoves his diseased present into a festering pooper

hahah

just got in and logged on to rttp
what a rough ride, drank a lot of water and had to pee pee
held it in while i waited
where are you rev?
undercover cop blinked his lights, thought i was gonna get berated
walked away with a smile and headache from getting lost
got home missing the shows and doc says it was all because of the frost

~~~

I was at the gay Wendy's in Waltham
Ordered a triple cheeseburger from the cashier man
ate that shit like Eugene Chung would have
then I was speeding down Mass Ave
I took some wrong turns on my way to the show
There was some metalcore so it wasn't booked by Joe
Downstairs at the middle east I believe
wearing my emperor long sleeve
I danced so hard that day and night
I danced so hard that I started a fight
I spun around kicking the air
fighting ninjas that weren't even there
it was the first time I had tried kicks like this
I moshed till I puked my burger on Earth Crisis

fortified midgets in 4 to 5 minutes

cuz the plot
thickens
ev-a-ree day
and the pieces of my puzzle keep crumblin away
but i know
the equilibriums there...

yo.
my name is timma and i'm here to say
that i'm half chinese and i need to get laid.
peace.

death, its creeps upon us....
life, no gripe, devout cuss...
slice and tear, i break free...
surgeon lash, i feel thee...
die, you commie, for life...
kill, a verse, without strife...
for no more, i feel pain...
a sorrow, yet, no strain....


fuck you NEFAC...





hey hey, i do all my shit off the top of my head, just appreciate the helvete reference and shut up..... OK!!!!!

You just keep pretending that you are always safe...
while all my thoughts are ending with stomping on your face...
your head slams off the ground as you fight to stay awake...
passing out to the sound of your bones as they break.

for shizzle my whizzle, now return to the pizzle.

Oh snap nigga gee. In he library I be. listening to 1341, Damn nigga Gee, Black Metal be mad fun. uh, uh, uh.....

i'm deadly, like your young child with a case of SIDS,
a mystery like the egypitian pyramids
i'm crazy, and all you bitches get played
fuck spinners, i've got uzis on my escalade
unstoppable, like christophers reeves wheelchair,
cover you in green fluid like that show double dare
i don't care if take my words don't go to your heart,
i'll drink a forty at an embrace today show that i bought at wal-mart
its just the start, mutilation is the means to an end
like radiohead bitch, givin you the bends
i send, transmission, then end it - like a network song
break a guitar neck, then take a hit from my bong
you was wrong, talking shit - indie rock with keys?
i take your bitch home and make her get on her kness nigga PLEASE.

bitch.

swamplorddvm said:

Jonny wins

I've been in some epic 1+ hour battles with Jonny.

Drunken rap battles rule.I shut up some spanish wannabe white kid once,it was hillarious.His name was Chico.

I can only eat Wheaties, because I got Diabetes

Break it down, *awkward white guy dancing*

jonnyrites said:

ohhhhhh shit.....thats shits tight yo....tight as twelve yr old. word.

my left tit itches
boy yous a bunch of funny bitches

i turned that freestyle into a full song, and in honor of Carcinogenic_Cookies it's called 'i'm crazy'. look for the myspace page soon.

I told him he could take the "i'm crazy" thing straight to the top. I'm so proud.