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returntothepit >> discuss >> Napoleon Dynamite... by nate on Jan 3,2005 10:25am
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toggletoggle post by nate   at Jan 3,2005 10:25am
worth renting??



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 3,2005 10:32am
i just watched it last night with some friends and it was fuckin hilarious!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 3,2005 10:35am
looks like Welcome to the Dollhouse as a boy



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 3,2005 10:37am
yea kinda



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jan 3,2005 10:53am
"I live with my grandma and my older brother Kip. In the summer I sometimes spend it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines with my 12 gauge. I usually kill about 50 of um. My favorite animals are ligers, they are a cross between tigers and lions and are pretty much the king of the animal world or universe"



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 3,2005 10:54am
vote 4 pedro



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jan 3,2005 11:01am
"I like to hang out a lot with my best friend Pedro. He is cool, he has this sweet bike that we like to jump. He can get like 3 feet in the air. He has some good hook up skills too and is the only guy in school who can grow a mustache."



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 3,2005 11:03am
"You wanna get your ass kicked Napoleon?"

"Yea right! Whos the only one here that knows the illegal government ninja moves?!?"



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jan 3,2005 11:06am
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. "



toggletoggle post by suckreligionNLI at Jan 3,2005 11:19am
"Hey, gimme some of ur tots!"




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 3,2005 11:31am
i am renting this movie asap. when i saw the previews it looked stupid and i didn't want to see it, but i felt the same way about freddy got fingered and i loved that movie. i have a feeling it is one of those kind of movies. alot of my friends were talking about it this weekend and they all said the main character is just like my band's former rhythm guitarist (see the rttp pictures of my band from chariots of fire fest 2002 and look at the jesus guy with the leg injury), so i have to see it.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jan 3,2005 11:31am
hey napoleon, what did u do last summer, again?
I told you...I spent the summer hunting wolverines with my uncle in Alaska...they were attacking my cousin! what the heck would you do in a situation like that?!



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jan 3,2005 11:33am
" No, I'm freakin' starving! I didn't get to eat anything today. "




toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jan 3,2005 11:37am
Whatever i feel like doing! GOD!



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Jan 3,2005 11:40am
" She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. "



toggletoggle post by josiah_the_black  at Jan 3,2005 12:18pm
deb- "well is anyone else here?, i'm trying to raise money for college"
kip- "your mom goes to college..."



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jan 3,2005 2:36pm
hahaha yeah its funny shit.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jan 3,2005 2:43pm
Best movie of the year



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 3,2005 3:33pm
excellent movie!



toggletoggle post by tbone_r  at Jan 3,2005 6:14pm
wow josiah, i didn't think anyone else appreciated that part. it was probably the best part of the movie....although there were so many "you're just jealous because ive been chatting online w/ babes all day", the 'hook up skills', the liger and how it's 'bred for its skills in magic", 'thats what im talking about' after rico hits napoleon w/ the steak, and of course the sweet leg sweep that kip gives the guy from drew carey.

wow, i love lots of that movie



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Jan 3,2005 6:15pm
I fell asleep to this movie the other night, I here it's good though.



toggletoggle post by CongoogetalZobotomy  at Jan 3,2005 6:17pm
i saw it, i had to turn it off it sucked so bad.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 3,2005 6:18pm
i saw this movie in theaters, and it was the worst 2 hours of my life. the STUPIDEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER!!!!!! NOTHING WAS FUNNY. i love stupid and corny jokes like everyone else but these just weren't funny



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jan 3,2005 6:49pm
Kalopsia said:
i saw this movie in theaters, and it was the worst 2 hours of my life. the STUPIDEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER!!!!!! NOTHING WAS FUNNY. i love stupid and corny jokes like everyone else but these just weren't funny


there are no jokes in the movie. everyone thought this was a dumb movie. it wasnt. it was so dumb it was smart. sort of a spaceghost/aquateen hunger force phenomenon kinda thing.

goddamn i love this movie



toggletoggle post by CongoogetalZobotomy  at Jan 3,2005 7:03pm
the thing is spaceghost and aquateen are amazing, but this movie drink my grudle sweat



toggletoggle post by wakeoftears  at Jan 3,2005 10:21pm
I just saw this today. What a bizarre fucking movie. I loved it though, it was damn funny.



toggletoggle post by reuben  at Jan 4,2005 1:10am
it was a Serious let down, nothing like welcome to the doll house, which was well written, and worth watching



toggletoggle post by mikehuntstinks at Jan 4,2005 1:34am
liger that is my fav animal!



toggletoggle post by mikehuntstinks at Jan 4,2005 1:35am
LIGER NIGGERS! LIGER!



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Jan 4,2005 8:45am
1982!!!



toggletoggle post by suckreligionNLI at Jan 4,2005 9:15am
i think you have to have the right mentality and sense of humor to find this movie funny. also marijuana helps.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 4,2005 8:08pm
HERE IS YOUR FOOD YOU FATASS LAMA BITCH!



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Jan 4,2005 9:55pm
(points to ship)......i want that...



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Jan 5,2005 7:15am
I did not like this movie. I thought it was a bad movie.

EAT



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 6,2005 7:14pm
i didn't see it
don't relly care either way



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Jan 6,2005 8:14pm
bring me my chapstick . . .



toggletoggle post by spitfire  at Jan 6,2005 8:27pm
EAT THE FOOOD!!



toggletoggle post by spitfire  at Jan 6,2005 8:27pm
but my lips hurt real bad!



toggletoggle post by mark fucking richards at Jan 6,2005 9:30pm
hahahahaha....i love the "your mom goes to college part." my personal favorite is when napoleon throws the grapefruits at uncle rico. the wedding scene at the end is also quite amazing. "sorry i'm late...i was taming this white stallion."



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Jan 6,2005 9:59pm
the best was the kickball scene in the deleted scenes.

Don: [playing kickball] Hey, Napoleon. Did you wet the bed last night?
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?
Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up.
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up?
Don: What did you say?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say.
Don: Did you say something about my mom?
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
Don: Do you wanna die, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?
Don: Step up, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: [slaps him and runs]



toggletoggle post by arsonick   at Jan 7,2005 1:25am
hey can i use your guyses phone for a sec



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNlI at Jan 7,2005 1:55am
it's a sledgehammer



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