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returntothepit >> discuss >> Cunty whores on the train by attendmyrequiem on Dec 8,2004 12:37am
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toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem at Dec 8,2004 12:37am edited Dec 8,2004 12:44am
Today this kid I know, but not really friends with was on the same train as me today.

He sat down next to this 'lady' and she was like, "excuse me!?"
Then this kid accidentally bumped her with his backpack and she she said, "Will you take that fucking thing off already? You're annoying the hell out of me."

At this point she was annoying me more than anything, so I bumped in and was like, "I wish I was a bitch, too."
She turned to me and said, "Well, it happens ya know."
Then I said, "Wait... I totally meant to say cunt"
She scruffled up her face for a bit.

I decided to do alittle eye for an eye and said, "Did I ever tell you my theory of why bitches deserve to be hit?"
And she got up and yelled, "Did he just say what I think he said? I don't believe he said that!"
I went on to say, "They need to know their role."

She at this point was super offended and kept glaring at me while I gave her a nice pleasant smile in return. She got up to get off at Brookline Village stop and I then got up because that, too, is my stop. When she saw me get up she went to go sit back down.

moral of the story: If you want to be an asshole, don't expect people to give you head for it. Expect to get what you give.



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 8,2004 12:45am
And i commend you....eye for an eye...cunt for a cunt...clap*clap*



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 8,2004 12:48am
Middle-aged women from Brookline are always cunts and they almost always have a huge grey jewfro, some stupid African/Tibetian/Indian/Third World handcrafted jewelry on.



toggletoggle post by Billy Bitchtits at Dec 8,2004 1:02am



toggletoggle post by Robdeadskin  at Dec 8,2004 1:02am
And fuckin sandles...crush there athritic toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 8,2004 2:15am
when impaled nazarine plays here... it will be my wet dream



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 8,2004 2:32am
I hate when you are driving and the person in front of you is smoking and you smell it in your car. it's always some stupid middle-age wrinkle bag. I want to make a sign that says "thanks for smoking, cunt" and hold it up on my window when I drive by them.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 8,2004 2:34am
nice one!



toggletoggle post by Ninkaszi187   at Dec 8,2004 2:46am
keith, impaled nazarene is playing a show in toronto sometime next spring i think. should be awesome.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 8,2004 4:26am
holy shit really?



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 8,2004 3:32pm
ok... looks like im goin to toronto



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 8,2004 3:56pm
I saw Impaled Nazarene in 96...I remember the show but I blacked out after. I came back home covered in bruises, nose bleed, and a neck ache for 1 week...

I love Finnish people, every time we have a Finnish band over it's ALWAYS a blast...last year: Forca Macabra, Rattus, Rotten Sound, this year...Rotten Sound again and Riistetyt.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 8,2004 4:38pm
That flyer rules - they have guns.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 8,2004 4:40pm
HAhahaha nice! You rule!



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 8,2004 4:40pm
i believe the word is "cuntly"



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 8,2004 4:44pm
the_reverend said:
I hate when you are driving and the person in front of you is smoking and you smell it in your car. it's always some stupid middle-age wrinkle bag. I want to make a sign that says "thanks for smoking, cunt" and hold it up on my window when I drive by them.


a better solution would be to run the old bag off the road and pull over to watch her cuntmobile explode.

holy crap, that rhymed!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 8,2004 4:45pm
OR you could roll up your window.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 8,2004 4:46pm
finnish bands rule



toggletoggle post by retzam at Dec 8,2004 5:15pm
largefreakatzero said:
That flyer rules - they have guns.


and alcohol, hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem @ school at Dec 8,2004 6:39pm
assuck said:
i believe the word is "cuntly"


nope... definitely CUNTY

like a screamy vocals. not screamly vocals.
cunty bitch works fun.



toggletoggle post by attendmyrequiem @ school at Dec 8,2004 6:39pm
*works fine



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 8,2004 6:58pm
you missed the reference



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Dec 8,2004 7:12pm
armageddonday said:
I saw Impaled Nazarene in 96...I remember the show but I blacked out after. I came back home covered in bruises, nose bleed, and a neck ache for 1 week...

I love Finnish people, every time we have a Finnish band over it's ALWAYS a blast...last year: Forca Macabra, Rattus, Rotten Sound, this year...Rotten Sound again and Riistetyt.


fucking sick, rotten sound again.



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