http://www.retrocrush.com/costumes/index.html

This page is hilarious!

I suspect that "Mommy I want to be Atari's Asteroids Game for Halloween" was only slightly less creepy for parents to hear than, "Mommy, I just chopped up Fido with a shovel and had sex with his face!"  Kids who couldn't afford this one had to settle for being Intellivision's "Astroblast" game, instead.

that was the best

yes, I'm speechless..
but I really want to watch the electric company now.. the episodes with the homo-erotic spiderman.

the village people costume is hysterical but the atari's asteroids thing and fido chopped with a shovel is hillarious

haha, I just looked at that too

I want the Small Wonder mask

"word power"

small wonder is a show that always creeped me out, in a way it is scarier than any slasher film

what scared me most about it was the way she talked...*shudder*

seriously. And the way she zapped the can into her hand during the theme song

paganmegan said:

hahaha--YES!

And that dress was scary too, vicky the fucking monotone robot child

and they all would act like they had no idea she was actually a machine

The Rubik's Cube costume cracks me up.

I'm gonna reaarange your face