for.her.i.can.be.a.hero (my vote for worst band name of all time)
planes mistaken for stars
gutter poet
bravo fucking bravo
lullacry





go:

13 winters
six
the early november
the get up kids
Q

There Were Wires
Seth
From A Second Story Window
any name that is a stupid pun or misspelled
Porno Theatre Ushers
The Stills
The Music
Yeah Yeah Yeahs

I think 3 Inches Of Blood is a pretty stupid name, but their music is good.

the monkeys

The White Stripes
The Vines
Candy Striper Death Orgy
Shaniqua and the Skullfuckers
The Midget who stole God's map of the Universe
50 cent
hell, most rappers' names
any punk/emo band with a day of the week in their name (i.e. Thursday, Taking back Sunday)
Hoobastank

across five aprils, rufio, kids like us, comeback kid, love is red, practically any punk/emo name ....

I kindof like from a second story window though.

I completely disagree Kalopsia. I think The Midget Who Stole God's Map Of The Universe is quite possibly one of the finest band names ever.

girth
seconds to late
dope
never look back
Q
butcher abc
gigantic brain
caution

retzam said:



yea and there's a crackpipe right next to you... soo.....................................

eddie said:

Ok,the band name is kinda dumb,but they are a great band

when hope dies, if hope dies, everytime i die, as i lay dying, it dies today, insert adverb and form of the word die here

hand-choke-neck
ahahaha, I was the first one to type it!

Kalopsia said:

Have you been spying on me??

the_reverend said:


Jesse is my neighbor,and is a big muthafucker....Need I say more??

um... that was carina typing on my computer.

hand choke neck is pretty bad but no worse then 5 Minutes Hate

heyyyy no it wasn't!

click my profile and see the band link.

oh man...dead dead death
"we were making fun of hot hot heat!"
GAY

dreadkill said:

don't for get as hope dies, and as friends rust.

worst band name EVER: i killed the prom queen

upon crimson wings

I think cream abdul babar is the worst.

Either that or Stretch Armstrong

hey, hey....Hand choke neck is only stupid if you dont get it!

Life at Zero

i dont get what raising kubrick is sposed to mean

Life at zero is a cool name, and makes sense!
Raising Kubrick, I think means that they had a little Kubrick and are raising it.

kubrick is dead..they want to raise him from the dead with thier metal..man!

I heard they were originally called Raising Penny Marshall but her movies aren't very "core" if you will.

slayer

kannibal kubrick korpse

twiztid, demon slayer, cannibal corpse, fear factory, the blood brothers, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead (i think), the number twelve looks like you...shit i don't know.

I like the blood brothers and #12, but meh.

Kalopsia said:


holy shit! theres a band with that name?!?

time bandits anyone? if you havent seen it, see it. pure genius.
i give any band super credit for anything giving a nod to time bandits

speaking of nods, 5 minutes of hate=1984? or was it called something else?

hoobastank
sum 41
mastamindz [or however you spell it]
dog fashion disco
nashville pussy

__THeMoor__ said: well the bands name was "5 minutes hate" no "of" It is taken from 1984. The original name wa going to be 2 minutes hate as direct quote from the book, but a hardcore band on Thorp Records had the name already. The name of the band was before I was in it. So dont blame me for the misquote of the book

RED RIGHT HAND( Tim K. is cool as hell but the names gotta go)..oh yea ,Don't get me started on how gay the name "Screaming Ferret Wreckords" is.

The guy from 13 Winters stole your topic..

http://p214.ezboard.com/f13wintersfrm9.showMessage?topicID=88.topic

weird...this is such an obscure topic...

Danger Danger
Britney Foxx
For Her I Can Be Abusive
Every Single Dying Heart
every single emo name
13 Winters

I could keep going but its giving me a headache. I do like The Midget Who Stole Gods Map Of The World though. Never heard them but thats a great name.

ehhng wrong. britney fox is awesome in every way.

wow dude.

hand choke neck
further seems forever
thursday
over the top
eighteen visions
hatebreed
crowbar
zealot
diasterpiece

dneirflrigruoydeliani said:

5 minutes Hate...Isn't that in the book 1984 by George Orwell?

everyone posted stupid ones.

bathtub shitter
the black
curse of the golden vampire
paracoccidiodomicosisprotitissarcomucosis (only because i can't fucking say it)
eX-Girl
The Hurt Process
A Javelin Reign
squash bowels
mincing fury and guttural clamour of queer decay
mortuary hacking session
nunwhore commando 666
papercut homocide
sofa king killer

yeah, but curse of the golden vampire is sooooooo noisey!

feed us fetus is pretty damn awful too. i thought they were a joke band, which would make it a good name.

there has to be a band named CUNT, if theres not, Im making one.

powerkok said:

Not if i do first!

Shaniqua and the Skull Fuckers has to be the worst name I've ever heard, it's a complete failure at making a humorous name, which obviously denotes a lack of creativity among the band members, which means I can make judgements on their music without even hearing it.

Other bad names are: In Dire Need, the Automata, Back of the Neck, terminally your aborted ghost, life in seconds, feed us fetus, death before dishonor, since the flood, Upon Crimson Wings, two dead sluts one good fuck, and pantera.

Vertical Horizons is pretty fagtastic. Any 'Three-name-band'...getting R-e-A-l OLD!!! Perfect Circle is lame. Velvet Revolver is also very queerorific. Oh...the band 'To Be Announced' is fuking cockmastic too. How the hell are you ever going to know when and where they are really playing? Bad move guys. Bad Company is another ballicka failure!

bringbacknh said:

guns and roses/velvet revolver

i thought it was clever.

Stoned Pistol may have worked better, or bazooka bouquet,

powerkok said:

well there's Anal Cunt. close enough

ratt
euorpe
audioslave
bury your dead

i just get frustrated with the band names that are hard to pronounce