With any order over $150.00 from The Kingdom Of Steel you will receive a Free Exclusive Manowar Chocolate Ingot. This exclusive item is the size of a gold bar right out of Fort Knox comprised of pure custom made chocolate fudge with the Manowar logo branded across the bar.





HAHAHAHAHA! why didn't i think of this!

wtf dude

if that was really metal, it'd be aturd with the manowar logo on it, and manowar would come to your house and force you to eat it.

how do you know that's not in the fine print? it does say "custom made chocolate fudge"...

that's one hell of a manobar

150 bucks is a little steep, but if i hit the lottery id buy a shit load of those

hopefully theyll start selling fun-sized ones in stores soon

Fuck, I gotta save up and make an order haha... I wouldn't mind having a Battle Hymns windbreaker heh. And I need the DVDs.

hehe, manowar's packin fudge

i like how they call it free......free if you spend 150. whatever though best 150 anyone could ever spend.

dan. said:

I dunno about that. Maybe if they were selling original LP pressing in their webstore.

i didnt really look at what they were selling but manowar merch is usually not a letdown

I like how it's marketed as a "chocolate ingot", rather than a "chocolate bar", hahahaha.

KeithMutiny said:

hahaha

dan. said:

Yeah, it's overpriced as hell though. If anyone needs to catch up their backcatalog on CD though, at least the site offers that...

PS - That means ALL OF YOU who don't own the first 4 albums.

PPS - Damn, no Sign Of The Hammer :(

hahahahhaa manowar

manowar manowar chocolate on the road
when we're in town, chocolate explodes
now we don't attract wimps
cause we're too brown
just true chocolate people
that's manowar's crowd!

They wanna keep us down
but they can't last,
when we get up we're gonna chocolate your ass
gonna keep on packin' we always will
other bands play, Manowar fills

we like it hard, we like it fast
we got the biggest chocolate bars, man they blast
true chocolate people wanna rock not pose
wearing chocolate bar wrappers, not cracker jack clothes

They wanna keep us down
but they can't last,
when we get up we're gonna chocolate your ass
gonna keep on packin' we always will
other bands play, Manowar fills

We're the kings of chocolate, comin' to town
When we light up, the chocolate melts down
Don't try to tell us that chocolate's no good
'Cause there ain't no way that we'll eat other food

MANOWAR!

etc etc.

sorry.

haha that rules

pure poetry *wipes tear*

oh shit, that was awesome!

ahahahah that was awesome.


Eat Manowar fudge for dessert after you

GRILL WITH POWER.
FRY FRY.
GRILL WITH POWER.
FRY FRY FRYYYYYYYYYYY.





That was horrible.

silly

haha, whenever I have to GRILL or FRY something at work I'm going to sing that song. My job needs more manowar anyway