someone sent this to me:




i think it is..

he however, doesn't seem to think so..


OK assholes, do your research before you deal with me...
Current mood: Hung Over

A mullet is a haircut that is short on top and long in back, made famous by that dipshit Billy Ray Cyrus. I see many every day, I live in Kentucky. However, my hair is all one length, since all I ever do is shave it and let it grow. By definition it cannot be a mullet. Call it a shitty haircut, tease me about my receding hairline, but it simply is not a mullet.

I am a bit of a redneck, although you don't find many with IQs of 136. I'd even go so far as white trash. However, you would have to be very simple minded to settle at that, considering the IQ issue, my impending graduation with a BS in Computer Science, and the fact that I am eloquent, personable, and polite.

Besides, what kind of stupid fucking assholes wander this site looking for someone that makes them feel inferior just by existing and then send them hostile messages? Grow the fuck up you twits. Go masturbate or something, spend your time doing something with a point.

if it's long in the back and short in the front...

it's a mullet...


this is like when hipsters/scenesters swear they aren't scenesters. yeesh.

hmmm smells like a mullet to me

yes. it's a "natty (natural) mullet'

people with high IQs aren't necessarily smart. And the fact that he waves that around adds to it.

not to be critical, of course. He seems like a nice guy. But the best advice i can give him is just because you have a high IQ doesn't mean you can't make total fucking idiotic mistakes, or say really stupid shit.

trust me on this.

A white trash redneck with a mullet...

Go figure, who would have thunk!

that's too half assed to be a mullet.

MULLET!!

i think he's lying. i think he shaves the sides. what a dildo.

yes

haha

the guy in macabre had a mullet

from that particular pic, yeah it looks like a mullet

thats a house arrest mullet

(aka the kid rock )

hahahahaha....

house arrest mullet....

haha, mullet.org is the dictionary to all mullets.

thats a mullet. but he has it longer on top so he can say that it's not.

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Mullet.

I'm going to vote mullet. His high IQ obviously hasn't let him realize that if you shave off all your hair and let it grow back one length, it's not going to LOOK like it's one length. The hair in the back starts off a few inches lower than the hair in the front, so it will hang down lower.

I probably didn't have to explain that, as he can't reply.

stoopid.