I was hanging out with some friends.
one of them had something in the back of his truck..

a huge dead seal. There was an organ bulging out.
I unforunately left my camer at home.
actually, I'm going to go see if I can take some pictures of it now.

Maybe it was a member from beyond the sixth Seal. HAR!

I guess beyond a sick seal would be a dead seal.

DOH!!!

ooo that gets my jagon so hard, i want to fuck that seal in its thresher while you suck my jagon

bump for dead seals.

id be better if he was in the back of a truck with organs hanging out.

both of those seals appear to have been clubbed in the face

I WOULD RATHER THE NEGRO WERE DEAD
NOT FROM RACISM, BUT SIMPLE MATH
SEALS (THE ANIMAL) ARE NEARER TO EXTINCTION THAN NEGROES
WHICH MAY BE PLANT OR MINERAL
SINCE THEIR AVG IQ IS IN THE 80s

where did they get that? and why? i feel bad for teh seal.

infoterror said:

i would rather the negro were dead
not from racism, but simply because his music sucks balls.

a baby seal walked into a club

RYAN
THAT TOO

contagion said:


I was thinking the same thing, its not everyday im driving down the street and im like, oh, theres a seal on the road, lets toss it in the truck and drive around and show people.

BUT, my friend did have a goat, and it died, and we tried to lay it out so that rigormotis would set in and we'de be able to stand it up in the back of his truck and drive around with christmas light and a cowboy hat on it.

Ryan_M said:


HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Another funny thread!!!

nnoooooooooooo
his friend works at an animal shelter
when they find out about one dying they go get it and figure out how it died

yes, he does work at a shelter, but this was for his volunteer at the boston aquarium.

ok, this thread is so fucking funny.

if i walked past someones truck and there was a dead seal in the back, i just dont know what the fuck i would do.

also the thing about that pet goat dying and trying to stand it up and put lights on it literally made me piss my pants

davefromthegrave said:

ha