what does ralphie have to do with mordor?

Do not ask questions that do not have answers.

there's something about ralphie

(is it the frank or the beans?)

nobody understands me because I am so deeeeeeeeeeeeep

I don't even know how to spell your name, thats how deep you are.

I should write a haiku today

i can't think of one

so which rock on the map is your house?

Barad-dûr, The Dark Tower

ba'rad doorr
The final 'r' should be pronounced - 'rr' is used here to emphasize this
--Encyclopedia of Arda
http://www.glyphweb.com/arda/default.htm

cool. I wanna party there.

you know it. We'll watch Excalibur and blast the Rhapsody CDs

although Coil and footage of volcanos may be more appropriate to Mordor

fuckin rhapsody they are fucking silly

really silly