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returntothepit >> discuss >> Metalhead Moms Rule by Christraper on Nov 8,2004 2:56pm
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toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 8,2004 2:56pm edited Nov 8,2004 3:08pm
I just got a package from my Mom in Chile. She sent me 4 patches. Kreator, Sodom, Destruction, and Therion



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 8,2004 2:57pm
is your mom hot?



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Nov 8,2004 2:58pm
awww

=)

you're chilean?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 8,2004 2:59pm
Well......yes. I didnt want to say it but yea way too many guys that are my age hit on her.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Nov 8,2004 3:00pm
your mom is a milf...

=)

well not me but i mean the male species



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 8,2004 3:01pm
dirteecrayon said:
awww

=)

you're chilean?

sweetie do i look Chilean to you? my mother married an astronomer so theyve lived in several different places where there are observatories, mountains, etc.




toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Nov 8,2004 3:03pm
haha hey i dont know anymore

just thought i'd ask





toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 8,2004 3:04pm
Its pretty ridiculous when we go out together everyone thinks shes my girlfriend or something. When i tell people shes not my girlfriend they never bother to ask "well shes not your mom is she?". I never thought id have to get guys my age to keep the hell away from my mom!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 8,2004 3:05pm
You should start dating her, just to keep other guys away.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 8,2004 3:05pm
you should try selling her on the black market



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 8,2004 3:06pm edited Nov 8,2004 3:06pm
when my dad was alive and we'd go out..guys would think he was my boyfriend
hahahaha
gross!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 8,2004 3:07pm
personally id rather hit my balls repeatedly with a hammer than sleep with my mother but apparently lots of other guys feel differently....



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Nov 8,2004 3:08pm
When I use to hang with Carina's dad people thought I was his boyfriend.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 8,2004 3:10pm
don't make jokes about my dad
period, that's an issue with me



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Nov 8,2004 3:12pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
When I use to hang with Carina's dad people thought I was his boyfriend.


dude whats you're fucking problem?!?!?!

you take things way to fucking far sometimes!



toggletoggle post by metalmatt666 at Nov 8,2004 3:13pm
My mom gets me funny shit all the time too



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Nov 8,2004 3:20pm
Oh, boo hoo!

Take a joke.



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Nov 8,2004 3:20pm
apparently i'm a bitch but whatever

i don't care who you are friend of mines or not

you don't make jokes about anyones relative who have passed away.




toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Nov 8,2004 3:24pm
Dirteecrayon I agree with you...
Joe should also learn not to slap me in the face cause I'm really going to French him if he does that again.
Perios, that's an issue with me.

AS far as Christraper's mom, if she's as hot as you are, well I can see why guys (and girls) hit on her.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 8,2004 3:32pm
hahahaha! i dont know why people dont realize we're somehow related. we look almost exactly alike except my hairs lighter and i dont have tits. we even have the same dimples for christs sake! its not that hard to figure out but i suppose guys dont think of these things when their dicks are talking for them.

thanks Anne! You know i love the french girls......



toggletoggle post by dan. at Nov 8,2004 3:44pm
thats awesome



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 8,2004 4:33pm
Chile? Nice, good Metal heads down there. Too bad the last time I visited my family down there I wasn't into Metal.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 8,2004 4:42pm
Metal heads in Chile fuckin rule! Totally brotherly about everything! I didnt know anyone down there and spoke very little spanish but i made a million friends as soon as i got down there. The women are gorgeous too and for some strange reason they love Americans.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 8,2004 4:44pm
Christraper said:
The women are gorgeous too and for some strange reason they love Americans.



No shit. same with Mexico.











yankee go home!



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Nov 8,2004 4:44pm
swamplorddvm said:
Chile? Nice, good Metal heads down there. Too bad the last time I visited my family down there I wasn't into Metal.


i thought u were swedish and chinese?

;)



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Nov 8,2004 4:45pm
You thought i was Chilean



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Nov 8,2004 4:48pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon  at Nov 8,2004 5:48pm


to both of you knucleheads!

=)



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