decided to browse some of the more popular channels on DALnet and see what kind of crazy desperate foreigners I can talk to. Here's the abridged version of what transpired. (My nick is "Dismal" on that network)



Session Start: Thu Oct 28 20:07:08 2004
Session Ident: #FamilySex
[20:07:08] * Now talking in #FamilySex
[20:07:08] * Topic is 'Age 16+. No Trading/fserves/offensive nicks or language. Limit your ads to once every 10 minutes. Have fun!'
[20:07:08] * Set by NYC-INK on Thu Oct 28 12:36:29
[20:07:34] <Dismal> any hot 2 year olds want to make talk of woopy sexilly?
[20:08:29] * yng-bi-f sets mode: +b *!*dismal@*.bos.east.verizon.net
[20:08:29] * You were kicked by yng-bi-f (You were warned about the age limit. 4(10 second ban in effect))
[20:08:29] * Attempting to rejoin channel #familysex
[20:08:30] * Unable to join channel (address is banned)
[20:08:46] * Attempting to rejoin channel #FamilySex
[20:08:47] * Rejoined channel #FamilySex
[20:09:24] <Dismal> any hot 16 year olds (who look 14 years younger) want to make talk of woopy sexilly?
[20:09:45] * yng-bi-f sets mode: +b *!*dismal@*.bos.east.verizon.net
[20:09:46] * You were kicked by yng-bi-f (You were warned about the age limit. 4(You have been banned.))
[20:09:46] * Attempting to rejoin channel #familysex
[20:09:46] * Unable to join channel (address is banned)
Session Close: Thu Oct 28 20:10:37 2004


now I get a private message from some guy in the channel....




Session Start: Thu Oct 28 20:09:42 2004
Session Ident: dad52-
[20:09:42] Session Ident: dad52- (DALnet, Dismal) (~dad52@d14-69-231-73.try.wideopenwest.com)
[20:09:42] <dad52-> hey care to chat
[20:10:21] <Dismal> you're creepy
[20:13:05] <dad52-> y u say that?
[20:13:25] <Dismal> do you have any pictures of horses having sex with babies?
[20:13:41] <dad52-> no, i wish, do you?
[20:14:00] <Dismal> no.. alright. you're my kind of person ;-P
[20:14:08] <dad52->
[20:14:22] <dad52-> do u suck dogs or have u tried fucking them?
[20:14:58] <Dismal> nah. not yet. maybe some lucky day though.
[20:15:20] <dad52-> i tried fukin my golden, couldnt get it in
[20:15:42] <dad52-> i let her lick me while i jack off
[20:16:08] <Dismal> haha that's fantastic
[20:16:48] <dad52-> she's here with me now, my cocks so hard.
[20:19:33] <Dismal> that must be one sexy dog.
[20:19:33] No such nick/channel
Session Close: Thu Oct 28 20:19:51 2004


fuck... he quit or changed his nick or was klined or was arrested by the FBI. got only knows now :(

i love you

aren't you worried about you?

like what if you get into trouble?

that wasn't you was it?

I'm not the one sitting naked at my computer with a dog licking my balls and downloading pictures of old men having sex with their 8 year old sons. I think I'm in the clear.

hahahaha
ok
i actually reread what you typed in there and it was only silly

i think i just peed myself laughing, seriously

hahahahahahaha

ohh let me say...i was chatting in one when i was in college in montreal and this guy starts talking to me...

told him i was italian, he was too and stuff and then he asked from where...and i named the area...and then he told me where he was from and he happen to be born 1 town over....what a fuckin coincidence...we found out we knew the same people and chatted for a while

it was funny and dumb at the same time i guess...i met him in a coffee shop downtown..oh but before i did i wrote down all the info i had on him just in case...man i did some dumb things...but not as dumb as when i picked up 4 guys when i got lost driving in the city

hahahaha

haha nice.

My friend Trent used to go into talkcity chats claming to be a teenage girl, he'd have rediculous cyber sex with someone (and throw in rediculous actions like '/me sticks my tounge in your ear and licks around in circles') than after he would announce that he was a guy and log thier reactions....

Come to think about it, it was really funny before I typed all that out and realized how creepy and gay it was..

I had someone randomly aim me..
I don't know who it is, but it's very "radical dirt biker"

zeroskaters666: r u a guy
BachogreCtron: does that matter?
zeroskaters666: yea
BachogreCtron: why?
zeroskaters666: cuz either ur a preppy chick wit an aditude wich i hate
zeroskaters666: or ur a gay guy wit an aditude
zeroskaters666: wich i dont hate
zeroskaters666: but dun like that much
BachogreCtron: which ever I am, I assure you i'm a total fag
zeroskaters666: awsome

i met a girl in a chat once, hung out with her for exactly 1 full hour then we spent the night at her house... hehehe

rev, that was me actually... no, im lying

niccolai said:

hey things are funnier when you're bored.. tomorrow I'm sure I'll realize I had a 2 minute long conversation with a guy who had his cock in a dog's mouth the whole time. This time it won't be joe/notcommon.

I love IRC. I go on the dalnet hub and get cracks for every pornsite you could ever want.

i just realised, i have no idea what IRC is

Internet Relay Chat

It's like a chat room environment, but you can transfer files and such, almost like a filesharing app. The software is free, just do a search for mIRC, and you can add scripts like Invision 2.0 so that you can search for music and software and such.

I was on IRCII like 10 years ago scripting bots.
it was fun.. sort of

[19:45:36] <Dismal> my dad is so fucking hot
[19:45:41] <TelcoBob> i know
[19:45:52] <Dismal> you've seen my website too?
[19:45:56] <TelcoBob> yea
[19:46:02] <|cfh|> we all have
[19:46:04] <|cfh|> of course.
[19:47:04] <Dismal> this week in the show, me and my dad are going to french kiss all the neighborhood dogs. Then after we finish fucking each other, we're going to double team my newborn sister
[19:47:19] <TelcoBob> shweet
[19:47:41] <Dismal> yeah. it'll be hotter than the time I destroyed the world trade center
[19:47:49] <TelcoBob> dont joke about that
[19:47:54] <TelcoBob> some of us were there
[19:48:08] <Dismal> that's hot

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

you know the guys doing the same thing you are on the other end. he's probably posted the convo himself on some weird doppleganger rttp in another dimension or something like that...

fucking dopplegangers...save it for queen dopplepoplous!


hmm i seem to have gotten off track a bit. oh well.

<Vladimir0> I wonder what a drunk bushman chick sounds like. are their clicking noises slurred?

<Vladimir0> I wonder what a drunk bushman chick sounds like. are their clicking noises slurred?

I have an entire folder of quotes from IRC. IRC is God's greatest gift to his children.

haha, yeah I should post my collection

what irc networks do you waste time on?

I haven't in forever. I used to be on Starchat all the time, in various channels far too embarassing to recall.

the_reverend said:


beautiful

RichHorror said:

#d&d ?

<\'aero> i wanna be a cigarette vendor so i can learn redneck-speak, consume budweiser, and then kill myself with my leather biker pants.
<silver_> i wanna fuck the girl form alex mack
<[BrainBug]> i ejaculate to god bless america
<Dismal-[afk]> you know what i found out recently that was interesting? <bloodcar> that your dick is really the leftovers from your simese twin?
<bloodcar> i've jacked off while standing on a table during a party before
<[BrainBug]-jr> people think i'm stupid and have turrets anyways <[BrainBug]-jr> CHIPANZEE BISCUITS
<aod-> dude <aod-> my dog is smart <aod-> everytime i'm pissing and he walks in on me he scury's off <aod-> he looks away fast <Yury\'> he's probably ashamed of his owner's penis.
<elwood> i've got gas <elwood> fucking bad gas <Hex40> elwood... you should get a balloon and a one-way valve <Hex40> fill the balloon up and sell it at a rave
<snex> its always arabian ppl that work in them places <snex> this one guys name was munzer <snex> im like wtf wheres your turban <snex> you dont even have computers in yemen <snex> and you want to put your dirty paws on mine? <snex> go drink some crab juice mohammud
<\'aero> have you ever taken a shit so painfully ass-burning and so gooey it could only be considered masterpiece?
<silver\'-away> i have chunky jiz 2-night <silver\'-away> globs <elwood> make a sammich
<Bedocan> it would be funny if we all got drafted <\'aero> what would be funnier <\'aero> is if we all met up in canada
<\'aero> i can't wait until pop stars start masturbating on film
<\'aero> how do you get 100 babies into a bucket? with a blender! how do you get them out again? with doritos!
<eyer0nik> OMG I just got back from the HS Volleyball game, and the girls wear spandex shorts, I saw more camel toe than in a warehouse full of camels
<det0x> you ever seen a horse ejaculate? <det0x> its beautiful
<[BrainBug]> i wanna fuck a deaf chick so i can hear her scream MOHHH MOHHH! DIHMPER!! DIHMPER!!
<SenorDurden> I'd fuck a baby if it were already dead. <SenorDurden> Well I'm not going to kill a baby. That's just sick.
<SenorDurden> Why do niggers put their trash out in clear plastic bags? <SenorDurden> So Puerto Ricans can window shop.
<elwood> sweet <elwood> sweet like the gooey nectar of a 2yr old
<[BrainBug]> i like my women like i like my whiskey..... 12 years old and mixed with coke
<Carl_Winslow> circumsized bear dick sno-cones
<Carl_Winslow> enigma-- has phone sex with gay mimes
<Carl_Winslow> i think about facefucking burt reynolds all day
<i2xa> I made a bracelet with "WWHD?" on it so that whenever I had a dilemma I could just contemplate what Hitler would do if he were in my position. You'd be pretty surprised how often Hitler would "eat more cake and then masturbate."
<Carl_Winslow> racism is coming back in a huge way anyway

menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:

I said embarassing.

<Stucky> I'd forgotten that faggot
<Stucky> I hope he chokes on rat turds
<Stucky> He's a good guy, though

<Carver> One time I got so drunk I ran around with a chainsaw.
<Carver> Then hit everyone with a bamboo stick, then hit myself in the face with said stick until I bled.
<Stucky> I hate those things. Those things are just awful.
<Carver> Then I vomited on the walls.
* Stucky puts his hand on his chest like some offended southern cocksuckstress.
<Carver> And ran on my mom's couch and shat on it.
<Carver> And then passed out.
<PumpkinEscobar> lol
<Carver> Later I awoke to walk around naked with shit on my cock.
<Stucky> lol
<PumpkinEscobar> lmao
<Carver> I've never felt as alive.
<TheGuzz> Rich, you're one of a kind.
<Stucky> And that's a damn good "ting"!
<Carver> And live my life to recapture that one moment when Jesus said "Ruch, you are my most wondrous creation."
<Carver> That cocksucker never gets my name right.

<Carver> Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Robinson?
<CaptofIndustry> No, I'm jacking off in front of you because I want you to tell me the weather. Ass.