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returntothepit >> discuss >> my conversation with the vocalist from Wretched Asylum by Joe/NotCommon on Oct 25,2004 12:53pm
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toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 12:53pm
asylum666singer: hey fuckface
asylum666singer: u sure do talk alot of shit
NotCommonRecords: yeah because you are a fag
asylum666singer: and speaking about bands going nowhere
asylum666singer: lol
asylum666singer: your first two bands looked they were miserable fucks onstage... and they sucked ass!!!!!!
NotCommonRecords: yeah great
asylum666singer: such great equipment too
NotCommonRecords: What do you want?
asylum666singer: i would like to murder you but I would get in trouble for that
NotCommonRecords: Yeah great
NotCommonRecords: Anything else?
asylum666singer: lol..... yeah... just to let you know u are a pussy and next time you have something to say about someone u should say it to their face
NotCommonRecords: yeah okay, nice processed vocals.
NotCommonRecords: Later
asylum666singer: lol.... i don't use any effects u fuckstick
asylum666singer: there was a power amp and a mixing board
asylum666singer: totally dry and no effects......... i am sorry that your singers can't sing like me
NotCommonRecords: Why are you still talking to me?
NotCommonRecords: I am sorry he can't either
NotCommonRecords: It would be cool if he sounded like a total fag
NotCommonRecords: maybe he can dress like a total fag too
NotCommonRecords: and get an electronic drum kit
asylum666singer: lol... pathetic........ have a great fucking career notcommonrecords will go many places i am sure
NotCommonRecords: Yes I am sure it will, like your bands gimmick wardrobe
asylum666singer: and so will bands like Kevorkians Angels .... lol
NotCommonRecords: ROLMAO!!!
NotCommonRecords: You are the biggest fag ever
asylum666singer: and you are a joke
NotCommonRecords: Because I dress in halloween costumes on stage?
NotCommonRecords: Oh wait, what was you
asylum666singer: LOL
asylum666singer: you and your bands suck at life.... really... they do.....
NotCommonRecords: Stop typing with faggy internet abbreviations, pussy
NotCommonRecords: Yeah we do.
asylum666singer: LOL....
asylum666singer: LOL
asylum666singer: lol
NotCommonRecords: I will tell kevorkian's angels to play mall metal and dress in costumes, and maybe Mark can dance around like a queer bastard
asylum666singer: LOL!!!!! please do... cuz what they are doing now does not appeal to anyone but your sorry self....
NotCommonRecords: Oh, okay. I must have imagined all their record sales and tours.
NotCommonRecords: Maybe in your wonderful world of Fantasia nobody cares. and Korn is a great band.
asylum666singer: LOL...... horrid
asylum666singer: whoever said Korn is great?
asylum666singer: you are the most narrow minded fuck I have ever met
NotCommonRecords: No kidding
NotCommonRecords: I also hate women
asylum666singer: at least you know
asylum666singer: right... i got that.... it's okay to be gay these days
asylum666singer: u can even get married
NotCommonRecords: I know, want to fuck me?
NotCommonRecords: cuz you sure looked gay on stage
asylum666singer: nah man... you are not my type
NotCommonRecords: What if i wear make up?
asylum666singer: maybe
asylum666singer: it will hide your ugly face
NotCommonRecords: And little braids in my hair like your guitarist?
NotCommonRecords: He was so cute
asylum666singer: guitarist had braids???
asylum666singer: what are you talking about?
NotCommonRecords: Your band
NotCommonRecords: I love the whole gimmick
NotCommonRecords: It's like Disurbed meets Dope
asylum666singer: neither of the guitarist's had braids you assfuck
NotCommonRecords: You guys looked totally crazy on that stage
asylum666singer: oh yeah.... we sound and look just like them
NotCommonRecords: Yeah you do
asylum666singer: you got it nailed......
NotCommonRecords: I know
NotCommonRecords: Did you think you were going to make me apologize or convince me that Kevorkian's Angels sucks?
NotCommonRecords: I just think you are even gayer now
asylum666singer: no asshole... my main purpose in messaging u is to let you know that if ya got something to say... say it to me... not my manger you assdick
NotCommonRecords: She asked me what I thought and I answered her
asylum666singer: whatever......
NotCommonRecords: If you can't handle that then hang your costume up and call it quits
asylum666singer: that won't happen... and I can handle it .... i could give two fucking shits what anyone thinks... especially people like u
NotCommonRecords: thats probably why you messaged me I guess
asylum666singer: nah
NotCommonRecords: Then leave me alone
asylum666singer: why are u still typing ?
NotCommonRecords: Haha fag
NotCommonRecords: Bye
asylum666singer: later dick



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 25,2004 1:01pm
~who is wretched asylum?
~why did he IM you if you were talking to their manager?

hahaha

he doesn't care what you think, then why message you?
If you don't care for a band and someone asks you your opinion...esp if yer joe..you will be honest...

i love how he has to put down your label and your bands...

when did he see them anyhow?




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:01pm
they played together Friday night.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 25,2004 1:03pm
Haha. Why are nu-metal fags so concerned with "making it"? Anytime a heavy band goofs on a nu-metal band their response is always about how they'll never get big playing that kind of music. So fucking stupid.

Joe, what did you say to their manager?




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:05pm
She asked me what I thought, and I said they were gay. Nothing more then that.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:06pm
I went and posted it on baystate rock also, so all the nu-metal bands can get upset.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2004 1:07pm
I tried to formulate an actual response here, but it's impossible to describe how gay nu-metal and anybody that has anything to do with it is.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 1:08pm
do these cocks have a website?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:08pm
haha check out their website: http://www.wretchedasylum.com/
just the into is amazing



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:09pm


tell me that guy doesnt have little braids in his hair



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:11pm
here is a good shot of them



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 1:13pm
HAHAHA! NICE FUCKIN HOT TOPIC SKIRT FAGMO!!!



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 25,2004 1:15pm
Wow, that guy has extra big pants, a chain necklace and gay tribal tatoos. I think that covers every generic nu-metal fashion.

They should just have that broad play naked and fuck herself with beer bottles.




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:16pm
Josh_Martin said:

They should just have that broad play naked and fuck herself with beer bottles.


If thats all they were, I would sign them.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 25,2004 1:18pm
Someone from this board should pick her up, fuck her, and post pics all over the internet.
Who's got the best game?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:19pm
I nominate Christ Raper



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 1:20pm
HAHAHAHA! ID TOTALLY FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND VIDEO TAPE IT WITH OUT HER KNOWING!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Oct 25,2004 1:21pm
hahah I'm not into bashing bands much anymore...but damn.. I told you guys they are pretty horrible and it was sad seeing them on a show with BOE.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:21pm
I think she was with the guy in the band with the cute little braids, the one the singer denied was in the band.

I bet he calls that fag up and tells him to cut those off.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 1:25pm
I was gonna braid my hair like that but then i remembered i dont like to put things in my asshole.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 25,2004 1:29pm
Yeah, I figured she was doing one of the guys in the band (why else would you have a broad in the band?) That's why it would rule if someone from here fucked her.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2004 1:30pm
I think it was actually the drummer who had the braids.. which made this fag's comments even more funny. If he wasn't ashamed of his drummer then he would have said "that was my drummer with the braids". But instead, he kind of tried to make it sound like nobody in his band had braids without actually lying. what a homo.


Joe/NotCommon said:
NotCommonRecords: And little braids in my hair like your guitarist?
NotCommonRecords: He was so cute
asylum666singer: guitarist had braids???
asylum666singer: what are you talking about?
NotCommonRecords: Your band
NotCommonRecords: I love the whole gimmick
NotCommonRecords: It's like Disurbed meets Dope
asylum666singer: neither of the guitarist's had braids you assfuck





toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 25,2004 1:32pm
i wonder how long it takes for any band member to see this

time for a new RTTP shirt logo

where can you go to talk shit about bands?"
RTTP!


~~
lol



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:32pm
I also posted the conversation on baystate rock, so they will find it.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 1:36pm
tell me where to find this girl, ill fuck her



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 1:39pm
Shit thats right ive got a girlfriend and im actually making an attempt to not cheat on this one. Fuck! Any of the guys in my band would do a good job as well though.



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Oct 25,2004 1:41pm edited Oct 25,2004 1:42pm
" I also hate women" fucking genius Joe.
I nominate Lee Marshall to fuck her



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2004 1:42pm
it's not cheating if you only stick your fist up her. Make sure she's crying first though.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 25,2004 1:42pm
Lee could wow her with his DOPESICK FAAARRRRRTS



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Oct 25,2004 1:44pm
SHIT PAPER BALLS



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 1:45pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
it's not cheating if you only stick your fist up her. Make sure she's crying first though.

OF COURSE she'll be crying! "It wont hurt, really! Ill tell ya what....we'll try it for a little bit and if it hurts ill stop. I promise!"
HAHAHAHA!!!!




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 1:49pm
WHOPPER CORN CHIPS!



toggletoggle post by grindwhore666   at Oct 25,2004 1:55pm
so many great parts to that conversation, OH MAN was i laughing



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Oct 25,2004 1:58pm
I like how they say talk shit to their faces, but they are talking shit about us to you. Isn't that the same thing they are bitching about.
P.S. none of us in Kevorkian's give a fuck what Mudvayne thinks of us



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 2:03pm
I think he wanted me to walk right up to him and just blurt out 'your band is gay!'

Actually we were doing that between their songs.

The world would crumble without Kevorkian's Angels.



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Oct 25,2004 2:05pm
I don't know if it would crumble, but there would be alot more booze in it



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 2:06pm
Kevorkian's Angels is keeping the liquor companies in business, Wretched Asylum is keeping Maybeline and Revlon in business.

Who is more important?



toggletoggle post by spitfire  at Oct 25,2004 2:08pm
asylum666singer: your first two bands looked they were miserable fucks onstage... and they sucked ass!!!!!!
NotCommonRecords: yeah great
asylum666singer: such great equipment too



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Oct 25,2004 2:08pm
Lee Marshall



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 2:11pm
maybe if you guys could convince your parents to buy you lots of equipment, you could be as huge as them



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Oct 25,2004 2:11pm
This is completely retarded, I wish I actually saw them at that show so I could bash them too. Now I'm pissed I missed that.
And I can't believe they have a fucking manager, this is totally stupid.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 2:15pm
Anne lets double team the bass player and video tape it! mwahahahahaha!



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Oct 25,2004 2:16pm
Deal.



toggletoggle post by spitfire  at Oct 25,2004 2:16pm
well i can't argue there.Everybody was miserable we left early cause the sound gay fucked up both shows with his GREAT EQIPMENT and surpreme knowledge. Fucking homo.If he was at all intellegent he would shut his mouth now before the wrath of WEYMOUTH comes down on his ass.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 2:18pm
armageddonday said:
Deal.


sweet




toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Oct 25,2004 2:18pm
Yeah I don't know shit about soundboards and I bet I could have done better.



toggletoggle post by johnny P at Oct 25,2004 2:45pm
these pieces of shit played with my friends band a while ago at millys tavern in manchester. they spent most of the night in the bathroom putting on makeup before they got on stage. and the singer talks a lot of shit but when u get in his face he dosent do jack shit and hides behind the bouncers all night for fear of getting his ass kick. then at the end of the night they went striaght to their cars and got the hell out of there as fast as they could



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Oct 25,2004 2:46pm
johnny P said:
these pieces of shit played with my friends band a while ago at millys tavern in manchester. they spent most of the night in the bathroom putting on makeup before they got on stage. and the singer talks a lot of shit but when u get in his face he dosent do jack shit and hides behind the bouncers all night for fear of getting his ass kick. then at the end of the night they went striaght to their cars and got the hell out of there as fast as they could


haahahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by spitfire  at Oct 25,2004 2:56pm edited Oct 25,2004 3:04pm
sounds about right. And what those guys think there heading somwhere?
The fact that he can't take any critisim especially from a label goes to show how far there gonna make it



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 2:58pm
asylum666singer: Hahahaha... good one man
NotCommonRecords: don't talk to me
asylum666singer: lol
asylum666singer: if you hate me so much.... block me asshole
NotCommonRecords: What are you messaging me for now?
asylum666singer: to annoy u
NotCommonRecords: Can we hold hands and listen to Mudvayne together?
asylum666singer: Lol..... I know you are gay and all... but I told you.. you are not my type
NotCommonRecords: LOL!!@
NotCommonRecords: Must be all the make up I wear on stage, turned me onto cock
NotCommonRecords: I'd prefer the guy in your band with the cute braids
asylum666singer: I'll let him know that you want to fuck him
NotCommonRecords: okay thanks
NotCommonRecords: Guys with girly hairdos are awesome
NotCommonRecords: but I love the hot topic skirt you wear in some of those live pictures
NotCommonRecords: It's really manly
NotCommonRecords: http://www.wretchedasylum.com/images/IM000941.jpg here it is
asylum666singer: Hahaha.... where the fuck were you that night anyways??? All this bullshit and you would think you would have said something to me... but it's funny because I don't remember you
NotCommonRecords: Those really original tribal tattoos are pretty cool too
NotCommonRecords: That is the most hilarious thing ever, huh?
asylum666singer: Thanks for visiting my site and increasing the number of hits.... wow... you really are doing quite a bit of work for us first promoting us on BSR and now you are going to our site... it's alright... i know you are a fan
NotCommonRecords: yeah, I am a fan of watered down generic nu-metal bands in make up.
asylum666singer: i know
NotCommonRecords: Especially when one of them has cute little braids in his hair
asylum666singer: hey look... you actually have someone that respects you
NotCommonRecords: Everyone respects me
asylum666singer: right..... and Jesus Christ was not a sinner
NotCommonRecords: Thats the gayest thing anyone ever said to me.
asylum666singer: i am gay though... remember
NotCommonRecords: How could I forgot
NotCommonRecords: Maybe you can stop worrying about being a marketing gimmick and try to write some good music.
asylum666singer: you are not respected by anyone dick...... it's unfortunate that you actually breath the same air that I do
NotCommonRecords: I don't want to be respected by anyone who likes you.
asylum666singer: that's a great idea man!! why didn't I think of that
NotCommonRecords: I don't know, because you think you will make it big by copying Orgy and Dope?
asylum666singer: I never said anything about making it big you asshole
NotCommonRecords: Don't get mad phillip
asylum666singer: I am not mad joseph
NotCommonRecords: Then stop swearing.
asylum666singer: no
asylum666singer: does it offend you ?
NotCommonRecords: Is this the way to rebel against your rich parents who bought you guys all that nice equipment and make up?
NotCommonRecords: I am easily offended, please be more courteous
asylum666singer: wow..... trying to get personal huh? well it won't work here you fucking dolt
NotCommonRecords: Oh gosh!
NotCommonRecords: I have to go, this conversation is giving me AIDS



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 25,2004 2:58pm
part 2 was from after he saw my post on Bay state rock



toggletoggle post by blue  at Oct 25,2004 3:01pm
hes online right now! terrorize!



toggletoggle post by taste of semen at Oct 25,2004 3:08pm
i love wretched asylum we are going to tour with them next year.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 25,2004 3:08pm
Joe AIM him again and try and get that broads phone number.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Oct 25,2004 3:10pm
I want to crush his balls...if he has any.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 3:15pm
Josh_Martin said:
Joe AIM him again and try and get that broads phone number.


yeah! then give it to me and anne!



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 25,2004 3:32pm
armageddonday said:
I want to crush his balls...if he has any.


Anne is a living WASP song.




toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 25,2004 3:39pm
ha, this one comes close to topping joe's conversation with that girl about strawberries and ice cream last year. joe should post all his aim conversations on here. i laughed at that other one for months.

i like how that idiot made fun of kevorkian's angels equipment. since when did having expensive equipment make someone a good musician? i love how poor that kid's logic is. i heard his band before and it sounded like some dudes got together and said "you know what would be so awesome? taking lamb of god and hatebreed and mixing it with nu metal. that would be so original and unlike anything in music today. then we could put make up on and call ourselves goth even though we're not. "



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 25,2004 3:41pm
BALLCRUSHER!!!!!



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Oct 25,2004 3:52pm
i wanna start a nu-metal band now



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 25,2004 3:56pm
Remember that gay band Nothing Face?
My old band opened at the Pantera show at the Tsongas Arena. Nothing Face's label bought them onto the tour. We had our shit in the hall backstage and one of the Nothing Face fags walks by and laughs at our equipment. He says to our drummer, "Dude, that's just a practice kit, right?"
So, drummer boy (John Kevorkian) says something to the effect of "no, that's my real kit, we're not gay enough to have a major label buy us equipment"
Phil Anselmo happened to walk by when John said that and laughed his ass off. The guy from Nothing Face suddenly changed his attitude and acted like he was just kidding.
So, he's a double faggot. First for caring about the quality of our equipment, second for backing down because the singer of Pantera laughed at him.

The moral of this story is that bands who have their equipment paid for by major labels or mommy and daddy should shut the fuck up about DIY bands.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Oct 25,2004 4:09pm
this is mint!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 25,2004 4:17pm
this is indeed mint.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 25,2004 4:18pm
i just went on baystate rock and vented. i've been keeping all my opinions to myself lately because i know alot of my friends are tired of hearing about how gay the devildriver effect bands are, but i couldn't keep it in any longer. those kids on that board are so fucking dumb.



toggletoggle post by bradness at Oct 25,2004 4:18pm
i said it before and i'll say it again....queer eye for the soundguy.
So we don't have top of the line gear, who cares. Fucking elitist swine. You have a manager and you're STILL playing all ages VFW type shows? Wow. That's just incredible. Our gear has been across the country and back. Where has yours been, besides in a climate controlled storage facility.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2004 4:27pm
I knew that guy was fucking dumb right from the beginning. The first thing that came out of his mouth was him calling the best bands on the show friday night terrible. How the fuck do you honestly make fun of CWAF and KA? That guy is a fucking joke.



toggletoggle post by bradness at Oct 25,2004 4:29pm
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
I knew that guy was fucking dumb right from the beginning. The first thing that came out of his mouth was him calling the best bands on the show friday night terrible. How the fuck do you honestly make fun of CWAF and KA? That guy is a fucking joke.


thanks,much appreciated.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Oct 25,2004 4:32pm
Obviously if they play Nu-metal they have absoluteyl no taste/no clue whatsoever.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2004 4:52pm
bradness said:
thanks,much appreciated.


no problemo man. It's well deserved.



toggletoggle post by bradness at Oct 25,2004 5:04pm
jesus christ, this guy is a fool....

weymouthrock (4:30:41 PM): fag
asylum666singer (4:30:58 PM): lol
weymouthrock (4:30:58 PM): wha!!!
weymouthrock (4:31:12 PM): learn how to use your gear
asylum666singer (4:31:27 PM): ummmm..... who is this?
weymouthrock (4:31:34 PM): it's me, weymouthrock
asylum666singer (4:31:40 PM): nice screenname
asylum666singer (4:31:40 PM): lol
weymouthrock (4:32:06 PM): so explain to me why the pa kept cutting out, i though Mackie made good shit
asylum666singer (4:33:41 PM): cwaf didn't cut out
weymouthrock (4:33:51 PM): that's not what people tell me
asylum666singer (4:33:57 PM): it was when kevorkian came up
weymouthrock (4:34:10 PM): people i trust said both sets were cutting out
weymouthrock (4:34:18 PM): drums and vocals
weymouthrock (4:34:27 PM): so tell me, why was it cutting out
asylum666singer (4:35:21 PM): you guys were way too loud!!!!!! instrumentally.... you had your volume up like u were playing a huge venue
asylum666singer (4:35:26 PM): you were in a hall
weymouthrock (4:35:43 PM): ok, so you were the soundguy, TELL US TO TURN DOWN!!!
asylum666singer (4:35:46 PM): how come no bands after Bane of Existence had problems?
asylum666singer (4:35:55 PM): I am NOT a soundguy....
asylum666singer (4:36:03 PM): I told you that in the first place
weymouthrock (4:36:05 PM): were you running the board?
asylum666singer (4:36:11 PM): I was
weymouthrock (4:36:18 PM): then you were the soundguy
asylum666singer (4:36:19 PM): cuz it's mine
asylum666singer (4:36:24 PM): whatever......
weymouthrock (4:36:30 PM): if you can't run the gear then find someone who can
asylum666singer (4:36:40 PM): you didn't allow the singer to do a vocal check in kevorkians
asylum666singer (4:36:52 PM): i didn't put on the show... it was a favor for Megan
asylum666singer (4:37:02 PM): he cut
asylum666singer (4:37:36 PM): look......... i have no problem with you man..... i don't care if you don't like me... whatever.....
weymouthrock (4:37:37 PM): so besides KA's singers amp crapping out, what's wrong with our gear? We used the same amp as BOE and you don't seem to have a problem with them?
weymouthrock (4:38:14 PM): i'm just of elitist douchebags talking shit
weymouthrock (4:38:26 PM): typo
weymouthrock (4:38:30 PM): sick of i meant
asylum666singer (4:38:42 PM): your band didn't stick around and support the show... and once Bane got off you took your drum mics that i asked you to leave for the other bands.... you showed no respect
weymouthrock (4:39:01 PM): i said as long as we're here, you can use them
weymouthrock (4:39:04 PM): exact quote
asylum666singer (4:39:25 PM): yeah..... u too good to support local music and watch other bands regardless of their style?
weymouthrock (4:39:45 PM): we left because the show sucked, the sound sucked, and Megan and the other guy were being rude and hostile to us, why would we stick around?Plus her name is Megan afterall.
weymouthrock (4:40:16 PM): i have no problem with other people playing shitty music, the world is full of that shit.
asylum666singer (4:40:24 PM): bands like yours don't respect the local music community
weymouthrock (4:40:29 PM): sure
asylum666singer (4:40:38 PM): you don't.... and that's a fact
weymouthrock (4:40:56 PM): that's why we signed to a local label, book shows in Boston and Providence with local bands
weymouthrock (4:41:44 PM): and you respect us by saying we suck on a message board? we were there for an hour after we played, plenty of time to talk to us
asylum666singer (4:42:39 PM): i didn't say that on the local music board... nor would i ever... i said it to Joe.... to put some fire up his ass........
asylum666singer (4:42:48 PM): then he posted our aim message
weymouthrock (4:43:19 PM): right, my bad
asylum666singer (4:43:33 PM): that guy is a big piece of shit and he makes you look bad
asylum666singer (4:43:51 PM): for the record... i don't think you suck.....
weymouthrock (4:44:10 PM): Joe is very opinionated, yes
weymouthrock (4:44:24 PM): he's done more for the metal scene than you know
asylum666singer (4:44:28 PM): yes he is.... narrow minded.....
weymouthrock (4:44:31 PM): no
weymouthrock (4:44:54 PM): he just likes what he likes and doesn't sugar coat things to not offend people
asylum666singer (4:44:56 PM): well his attitude is not one that I call "good promotion" ... not at all
asylum666singer (4:45:12 PM): he goes out of his way to offend people.... there is a difference
weymouthrock (4:45:27 PM): what other shows have you guys played? Have you toured?
asylum666singer (4:45:39 PM): we are a new band....
weymouthrock (4:45:52 PM): ok, previous band experience?
asylum666singer (4:46:20 PM): we have became a full band in January.... don't even have a demo fully ready... and playing on the same bill as you guys......
weymouthrock (4:46:45 PM): huh?
asylum666singer (4:46:50 PM): i promote my band...... and i work hard at it.... so for the time being together and out in the scene.... we have played quite a few places..... etc.
asylum666singer (4:47:52 PM): i am not about comparing our bands man...... my gripe is with Joe..... not your bands
weymouthrock (4:48:10 PM): you gripe with Joe and you gripe with us
asylum666singer (4:48:28 PM): well fine then.....
weymouthrock (4:48:37 PM): "asylum666singer: your first two bands looked they were miserable fucks onstage... and they sucked ass!!!!!! "

weymouthrock (4:48:45 PM): explain
asylum666singer (4:49:14 PM): as i said... i don't think you suck.... i said it to rev up Joe.... BUT
asylum666singer (4:49:32 PM): your drummer looked like he was falling asleep...... 0 stage presence.... 0!
weymouthrock (4:49:40 PM): HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
asylum666singer (4:49:48 PM): you didn't say shit to the crowd... to try and get them involved
weymouthrock (4:50:05 PM): that's why he's played with Today is the Day and Anal Cunt right? No stage presense? HAHAHAH!!!!!!
asylum666singer (4:50:18 PM): the shows, and the scene.... it's about the bands AND people who come out to watch and show support
asylum666singer (4:50:21 PM): NONE!
weymouthrock (4:50:29 PM): sorry, he's to busy being a DRUMMER!
asylum666singer (4:50:41 PM): ahhh...
asylum666singer (4:50:43 PM): forgot
asylum666singer (4:51:05 PM): and anal cunt and today is the day....... lol
weymouthrock (4:51:09 PM): and far more talented than any drummer you'll ever play with
weymouthrock (4:51:14 PM): yeah
weymouthrock (4:51:27 PM): bands on Relapse and Earache
weymouthrock (4:51:32 PM): AmRep
asylum666singer (4:51:37 PM): whatever man..... exactly my point
weymouthrock (4:51:39 PM): yeah, total slacker bands
asylum666singer (4:52:21 PM): i never said slacker
weymouthrock (4:52:23 PM): well, time for my spongebath
weymouthrock (4:52:27 PM): later


what a fucking dolt, he couldn't even own up to saying shit about us



toggletoggle post by bradness at Oct 25,2004 5:05pm
fucking amatuers, FUCKING AMATUERS MAN
you want a toe, i can get you a toe....



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2004 5:23pm
bradness said:
asylum666singer (4:49:32 PM): your drummer looked like he was falling asleep...... 0 stage presence.... 0!


aaaaahahahahahaa. what fucking show was he watching? Every time I see John Play drums I cry myself to sleep later in the night.

And you can add another one to the talley of people that said the vocals cut out. I was up front and I did notice the vocals cutting out for CWAF.

And those were you guys' drum mics? what did wretched asylum need drum mics for anyway? they had an electronic kit. I thought I was at a prodigy concert.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Oct 25,2004 5:27pm
John no stage presence? Blasphemy!
Man, I'm getting angry, if you want carnage bring me that kid, I'll chop him and cook him up in a stew.
Did he even noticed that John played 2 sets in a row?



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Oct 25,2004 5:30pm
that kid now must be killed for putting up a half assed attempt at knocking the best drummer in Boston. Dammit john, where's your stage presence behind the kit? poser....



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 25,2004 5:33pm
well... maybe in their defense... I guess John didn't spend 3 hours braiding his hair and putting on makeup. And I didn't see him reprogramming his drumkit during their set to allow him to play double bass on his floor tom or make the other drums sound like techno. C'mon guys, have some stage presence.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Oct 25,2004 5:57pm
asylum666singer: you are the most narrow minded fuck I have ever met
NotCommonRecords: No kidding
NotCommonRecords: I also hate women


thats my favorite



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 25,2004 6:18pm
i want to book a show at obriens with these guys and then beat the shit out of them out in the patio



toggletoggle post by Todd(bombshelter) at Oct 25,2004 6:21pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
I think she was with the guy in the band with the cute little braids, the one the singer denied was in the band.

I bet he calls that fag up and tells him to cut those off.




She is with the guy with the braids, He is the Drummer not the guitarist...bashing bands is stupid ,People ,now that is fun haha



toggletoggle post by noosebomb666  at Oct 25,2004 6:33pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Josh_Martin said:

They should just have that broad play naked and fuck herself with beer bottles.


If thats all they were, I would sign them.


Josh, that was the best quote ever!




toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Oct 25,2004 6:34pm
I don't pump up the crowd between songs, I guess our songs aren't enough I'm supposed to do fucking backflips for these fucks



toggletoggle post by noosebomb666  at Oct 25,2004 6:36pm
asylum666singer: you are the most narrow minded fuck I have ever met
NotCommonRecords: No kidding
NotCommonRecords: I also hate women
asylum666singer: at least you know
asylum666singer: right... i got that.... it's okay to be gay these days
asylum666singer: u can even get married
NotCommonRecords: I know, want to fuck me?

Joe, you fucking rule. Thats hilarious!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 25,2004 6:36pm
i like how he talked shit about today is the day. steve austin is one of the most creative and unique musicians around, and all this guy can say is "lol, today is the day..."



toggletoggle post by Rich Horror NLI at Oct 25,2004 7:06pm
Holy gay. Joe was actually totally professional when talking to the mall faggots' manager. Unlike me and my "they reminded me of faggots and AIDS" review. I hope that one-man Michale Graves tribute band gets uteran cancer.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 26,2004 8:57am
I would like to say, for the record (in my own defense), I have never alienated or offended anyone who could actually make any difference to any bands I like. Atleast not to my knowledge. For one they just seem to be cooler people, and two I am running a business. The nu-metal band seems so intent on talking about how my attitude and the fact that CWAF and KA left after Bane of Existence is bad for the scene. That band is not in the same scene. For a band who just formed and isn't at all involved with the our scene, they sure are experts on how unproductive I am.
Not to mention all the times Brad has helped out at some of the Block shows with sound. Way to not support bands Brad.

And John Gillis is the drummer the other drummers drool over, knocking him is pitiful.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Oct 26,2004 9:37am
OMG! HIS NAME IS BRANDON LEE!!! JUST LIKE THE CROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLZZZZZZ!!




toggletoggle post by Soloman   at Oct 26,2004 10:36am
the dread locked drummer licks his crash symbols in between songs.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 26,2004 10:50am
I wish he'd bite them. That way I could run up and hit one.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 26,2004 11:03am
Now I guess the truth can come out about why Anal Cunt broke up. It was because John had no stage presence. We told him over and over again "dude, you really need more stage presence"....

John does close his eyes when he's playing but I never thought it looked like he was sleeping, more like he was in some drummer trance or something.





toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Oct 26,2004 11:08am
Hey Joe, Evil Tracy says she agree's with your points. heh.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 26,2004 11:12am
this is the most entertaining thing of the week. it is even more entertaining than hearing the mastamindz singer's voice crack on the live recording of their rage against the machine cover.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Oct 26,2004 11:13am
maybe this kid is fighting with you to gain your respect and become your friend hahahahahha seriously though i bet he thinks in reality you think hes cool and he thinks your cool and youll look back on this and laugh



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 26,2004 11:21am
Josh_Martin said:
Now I guess the truth can come out about why Anal Cunt broke up. It was because John had no stage presence. We told him over and over again "dude, you really need more stage presence"....

John does close his eyes when he's playing but I never thought it looked like he was sleeping, more like he was in some drummer trance or something.




I always assumed it is because he is playing so fast that if he opened his eyes it would send him back in time 50 years or something. I'd don't know much about astrophysics though.



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Oct 26,2004 12:26pm
asylum666singer: hey look... you actually have someone that respects you
NotCommonRecords: Everyone respects me
asylum666singer: right..... and Jesus Christ was not a sinner
NotCommonRecords: Thats the gayest thing anyone ever said to me.

joe without a doubt in my mind, you're the fucking man, i can't stop laughing



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Oct 26,2004 1:28pm
Hey Josh how about some snow tonight ?



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 26,2004 1:37pm
mark dude, you have a problem



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Oct 26,2004 1:39pm
Suck my dick you fag



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Oct 26,2004 1:42pm
the first step is admitting it. Don't snort your life away you talented shithead



toggletoggle post by MarkKevorkian  at Oct 26,2004 1:45pm
You don't know shit about me fuck off



toggletoggle post by Siberia   at Oct 26,2004 2:24pm
bradness said:
fucking amatuers, FUCKING AMATUERS MAN
you want a toe, i can get you a toe....


Classic!!!!!!!!!!

We played with them back this summer sometime, I HAD to leave during their first song, I honestly couldn't remember the last time I was that turned off by a band. All attitudes and idiocy asside, thruth of the matter is that the band is complete crap. Add all the other stuff in and what a bunch of winners we've got here!




toggletoggle post by cdan   at Oct 26,2004 3:03pm
haha, awesome, we had the misfortune of playing with them couple months ago. i was in absolute shock by their gayness. i have a video clip of them, so fucking funny, i'll post it if i find it.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Oct 26,2004 3:14pm
MarkKevorkian said:
Hey Josh how about some snow tonight ?


Sounds good to me.




toggletoggle post by bradness at Oct 26,2004 4:50pm
MarkKevorkian said:
Hey Josh how about some snow tonight ?


how about a speaker cable next time we practice dickhead



toggletoggle post by LordGrimballs at Oct 26,2004 5:27pm
From the site:

"Stephanie Canelas
BASS GUITAR, MARKETING CONCEPTS"

Hahahaha, marketing concepts.



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Oct 26,2004 5:33pm
i used to work with a girl named stephanie canelas, and once she told me that marilyn manson spit on her at a concert and it was the greatest moment of her life, wonder if its the same girl...



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Oct 26,2004 5:47pm
Most likely...that defenitely sounds like it could be that bitch.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 26,2004 5:51pm
its been confirmed. it's the same girl



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 26,2004 5:57pm
i'm going to get a marketing concepts person in my band to stand on stage while we play and come up with great marketing concepts.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 26,2004 5:59pm
mastamindz



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 26,2004 6:00pm
RustedAngel said:
Hey Joe, Evil Tracy says she agree's with your points. heh.


link me up, yo.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 26,2004 6:01pm
she probably met the rest of their band and became friends when the singer told her how marilyn manson came in his ass.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Oct 26,2004 6:56pm
MarkKevorkian said:
You don't know shit about me fuck off


No shit...

Get it right... Mark has an ALCOHOL problem, not a skiing problem.



toggletoggle post by Wraithious  at Oct 26,2004 10:15pm
The bass player is fucking HOT!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by Wraithious  at Oct 26,2004 10:19pm
Hey Joe, Can I put that "interview" up on my website? heh heh.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 27,2004 12:49am
BestialOnslaught said:
MarkKevorkian said:
You don't know shit about me fuck off


No shit...

Get it right... Mark has an ALCOHOL problem, not a skiing problem.


Mark has a heritage problem, fucking wop.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 27,2004 12:56am
BestialOnslaught said:
OMG! HIS NAME IS BRANDON LEE!!! JUST LIKE THE CROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLZZZZZZ!!



It's the retarded lovechild of Mortiis and Jonathan Davis.




toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 27,2004 1:02am
Insanity has always been a dark secret of society; its victims were confined behind padded walls and numbed by Thorazine - shunned by the populous at large as the undesirables. These unfortunates, who were deemed “mad” by the so-called “rational” psychologists of the modern age, lingered in a twilight world where all time is lost, the mind is subdued, and the spirit destroyed. The mentally ill have been subjected to the worst crimes humanity has ever imagined and their screams were either ignored or fell upon deaf ears…until now.
Out of the dust of the abandoned asylums a force has been unleashed upon the world; the tortured souls of a forgotten past will no longer be content to linger in the shadows. Their combined voices have been made manifest…the time for the reckoning has come! Its shape is pure anger. Its sound is absolute violence. Its enmity toward mankind is all consuming. Five outcasts have become a combined power to take vengeance upon the world that had abandoned them. They have become known collectively as Wretched Asylum.


Wesley Willis is so much better at being retarded and making music than these fags.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 27,2004 1:05am
Five outcasts have become a combined power to take vengeance upon the world that had abandoned them. They have become known collectively as Wretched Asylum.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 27,2004 1:07am
A journey beckons, the five hear the call. Wretched Asylum targets the Taco Bell that fired Stephanie for wearing a lip ring!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 27,2004 1:44am
BobNOMAAMRooney said:
Insanity has always been a dark secret of society; its victims were confined behind padded walls and numbed by Thorazine - shunned by the populous at large as the undesirables. These unfortunates, who were deemed “mad” by the so-called “rational” psychologists of the modern age, lingered in a twilight world where all time is lost, the mind is subdued, and the spirit destroyed. The mentally ill have been subjected to the worst crimes humanity has ever imagined and their screams were either ignored or fell upon deaf ears…until now.
Out of the dust of the abandoned asylums a force has been unleashed upon the world; the tortured souls of a forgotten past will no longer be content to linger in the shadows. Their combined voices have been made manifest…the time for the reckoning has come! Its shape is pure anger. Its sound is absolute violence. Its enmity toward mankind is all consuming. Five outcasts have become a combined power to take vengeance upon the world that had abandoned them. They have become known collectively as Wretched Asylum.


Wesley Willis is so much better at being retarded and making music than these fags.


that brought a tear to my eye. seriously guys, you should sooo respect them. i bet your gay bands don't use huge words like abandoned, tortured, anger, vengeance and enmity. i bet you don't even know how to comprehend them...you don't know what it's like to be shunned by the world for being a dumbass...how would you like it if your parents didn't give you lunch money every day or if your dad only had pictures of naked gay dudes in the garage instead of naked girls. that's ABANDONMENT. ::sniffle::

what a bunch of retards. i hope i get to see them at some point so i too can partake in the comedic delight that few have shared. it would be even cooler to see them in person so i could congratulate them personally on officially sucking huge.



toggletoggle post by spitfire  at Oct 27,2004 9:30am
that guy is doing deep knee bends in the pickle patch



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 27,2004 9:49am
spitfire said:
that guy is doing deep knee bends in the pickle patch


hahaha, this is one of my favorite threads EVER



toggletoggle post by grindwhore666   at Oct 27,2004 9:56am
yeah, this just keeps getting better and better!



toggletoggle post by Soloman   at Oct 27,2004 10:09am
cdan said:
haha, awesome, we had the misfortune of playing with them couple months ago. i was in absolute shock by their gayness. i have a video clip of them, so fucking funny, i'll post it if i find it.


Whoa. This cdan character has a video? Make with the post.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 27,2004 10:59am
i think these guys are taking some of the weight off of mastamindz' shoulders



toggletoggle post by cdan   at Oct 27,2004 11:43am
hahaha, this is even funnier than i remember, check this vid: http://www.pillorygrind.com/swinecube/WA.mov



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 27,2004 11:47am
this thread really is one of the funniest i have ever read. the lovechild of mortiis and jonathan davis, the wesley willis reference, the deep kneee ends in the pickle patch. this is the best. i'm glad the bsr boards provide rttp with retards to make fun of.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 27,2004 11:48am
that just made my day



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Oct 27,2004 11:54am
Made my day too, and this is defenitely one of my favorite threat...
What a bunch of retards.



toggletoggle post by cdan   at Oct 27,2004 12:03pm
he's wearing latex gloves, he's crrrrazy!



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 27,2004 12:22pm
hahahaha

i had to join in on the fun, so i'm talking to him too...



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 27,2004 12:36pm
Napalm Death 04: hell yeah!
asylum666singer: who are u?
Napalm Death 04: you guys fuckin ruled the other night, man
Napalm Death 04: i saw you in braintree
Napalm Death 04: fuck all those fags on rttp
Napalm Death 04: have you seen that shit?
asylum666singer: yeah
asylum666singer: people like them waste my time
Napalm Death 04: theyre all talkin shit about your band
asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it
Napalm Death 04: im just wanted to say good set the other night man
asylum666singer: lol thanks
Napalm Death 04: i got two questions:
Napalm Death 04: 1. i was wondering if you had a demo or anything i could get?
asylum666singer: not yet
Napalm Death 04: 2: is your bassist the slampig of the band, or are you?
asylum666singer: hahaha
Napalm Death 04: cause honestly, i'd sodomize both of you if i had the chance
Napalm Death 04: id probably do it with a wiffle ball bat
asylum666singer: napalm death is awesome..... stop wasting your time chatting with me and go suck their dicks
Napalm Death 04: oh i'll get right on that
Napalm Death 04: they probably wont like it though
asylum666singer: you are boring... go away
Napalm Death 04: theyll say "damn, this kid isnt as good as the bassist from wrechid asylum
Napalm Death 04: that chik gave a mean hummer."
asylum666singer: and you have no intelligence.... now leave me alone
Napalm Death 04: i have enough intelligence to realize that nu metal is the gayest thing ever to grace the erath
Napalm Death 04: earth
asylum666singer: erath
asylum666singer: lol
asylum666singer: good speller huh?
Napalm Death 04: and that you, by association, and as a proprietor of nu-metal, are also a homosexual
Napalm Death 04: i can spell rape
Napalm Death 04: cause thats what im gonna do to your whole band
Napalm Death 04: starting with your bassist
Napalm Death 04: then you
Napalm Death 04: and thenn your drummer
Napalm Death 04: his braids are dreamy
asylum666singer: i am sure joe would be proud of you man......
Napalm Death 04: joe's gonna be there too
asylum666singer: why are you wasting time?
Napalm Death 04: hes gonna videotape it
Napalm Death 04: cause i have the flu, and im bored
asylum666singer: nothing u say affects me....... not one bit........ i laugh at ya.... and you are a joke
Napalm Death 04: i also have genital herpes, which i will pass along to your girlfriend
Napalm Death 04: i might take you calling me a joke more seriously if you didnt wear eyeliner
asylum666singer: so... promote your band... or do something productive.... u obviously need it
Napalm Death 04: who says im in a band?
asylum666singer: who cares...
Napalm Death 04: maybe i am...
Napalm Death 04: maybe not...
Napalm Death 04: i could drum on my own turd-peanuts with a plastic spoon and it would still sound better than anything your band has done
asylum666singer: Hahahaha.... turd-peanuts is funny.... but you are pathetic
Napalm Death 04: i know
asylum666singer: good
Napalm Death 04: im a sad, sad little man
asylum666singer: yeah.... agreed
Napalm Death 04: i cry while i masturbate thinking about your bassist
Napalm Death 04: as well as your sexy tribal tatttoos and latex gloves
asylum666singer: sensitive type I guess?
Napalm Death 04: absolutely
asylum666singer: nothing wrong with that..... most gays are....
Napalm Death 04: my asshole is so sensitive, when your bassist hit a low e note, i creamed in my pants
asylum666singer: how old are you?
Napalm Death 04: old enough to cream in my pants
asylum666singer: hahaha
asylum666singer: you are funny..... but dumb
Napalm Death 04: its good to know my talents are appreciated my no talent-fucks such as yourself
asylum666singer: ummmmmm......... exactly like I said..... dumb
Napalm Death 04: you act like your laughing, but you know youre gonna go cry to your hot girlfriend and say "WHY DID YOU SUCK NAPALM DEATH'S DICKS?! YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDNT LIKE SUCKING COCK!"
asylum666singer: LOL..... you are making me laugh asshole....... not offending me....... you are a low-life piece of shit..... that makes me laugh.... not your words.
Napalm Death 04: and she'll say "I just dont like suckng YOUR cock. let me give you an example: have you ever tried to suck milk out of a cats nipple? thats how i feel when i try sucking your cock!"



thats pretty much the end of it



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 27,2004 12:40pm
asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it.

I should send Anne after him.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 27,2004 12:41pm
haha yea you should

he'll pee himself out of fear for his life

i know i would



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 27,2004 1:06pm
hahahaha this thread is awesome.

all I kno is, I busted my balls to buy my equipment, and fags like this get their shit handed to em on a fucking silver deli tray.
I always hated 'that guy' that had all the sweet eqip that never appreciated it, and walked around the venue all night bitching. I fuckin hate that. I fuckin hate it enough to stick one of their fag heads into their brand new 7000 dollar speaker cab, turn it on, crank up a dissonant harmonic, and make his head blow the fuck up!



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 27,2004 1:08pm
mmmmmmmm

dissonant harmonic



toggletoggle post by sacreligionbownt at Oct 27,2004 1:21pm
perhaps you guys are wasting your time



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 27,2004 1:22pm
Perhaps you should stop reading these threads if you think so.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 27,2004 1:22pm
yes...yummy harmonics make me poop yaaaay.
they need to make an 'evacuate' effect pedal, that when you step on it, it emits a frequency that makes people run away.

aka: the powerkok is pantless and bending over pedal.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 27,2004 1:31pm
Assuck come camping with us saturday! Drugs and booze for everyone!!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 27,2004 1:36pm
drugs and booze?
what kind of both?



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 27,2004 1:54pm
camping, ey?

i'll let you know how my schedule looks....



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 27,2004 2:11pm
powerkok said:
drugs and booze?
what kind of both?

Is YOUR name Assuck??????? Just kiddin...
Seeing as how its Halloween and these are my friends were talking about i think its safe to say therell be many kinds of both. We always go out in the woods somewhere, start a fire and start drinkin. Meat, booze, bonfire, and drugs! WOOOOO!!!
Ben if you decide to come youll need a sleeping bag and most likely some sort of tent like device. chances are everyone'll try and pile up in the same tent because nobody ever remembers to bring their own.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Oct 27,2004 2:51pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it.

I should send Anne after him.


Yeah, if you want to train me to kill people with my hands he might be the one to feed me then...I would do a carnage of that kid.
Just get me some booze before I start.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 27,2004 3:48pm
I wanna see anne kick this guys ass!!!



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 27,2004 3:52pm
Christraper said:
powerkok said:
drugs and booze?
what kind of both?

Is YOUR name Assuck??????? Just kiddin...
Seeing as how its Halloween and these are my friends were talking about i think its safe to say therell be many kinds of both. We always go out in the woods somewhere, start a fire and start drinkin. Meat, booze, bonfire, and drugs! WOOOOO!!!
Ben if you decide to come youll need a sleeping bag and most likely some sort of tent like device. chances are everyone'll try and pile up in the same tent because nobody ever remembers to bring their own.


WHooooah easy there horsie...I wasnt inviting myself...just curious.
meat beer fire and drugs are good.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 27,2004 3:56pm
powerkok said:
meat beer fire and drugs are good.


Truer words were never spoken. Unless anyone ever said Wretched Asylum blows goats for pocket change....



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 27,2004 3:58pm
Napalm Death 04: i have enough intelligence to realize that nu metal is the gayest thing ever to grace the erath
Napalm Death 04: earth
asylum666singer: erath
asylum666singer: lol
asylum666singer: good speller huh?
Napalm Death 04: and that you, by association, and as a proprietor of nu-metal, are also a homosexual
Napalm Death 04: i can spell rape
Napalm Death 04: cause thats what im gonna do to your whole band




HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by grindwhore666   at Oct 28,2004 1:28am
FUCK I LOVE THIS THREAD! HAHA THANKS JOE! i've laughed so many times and keep coming back for more!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 29,2004 10:24am
keep it bumped



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 29,2004 10:29am
I posted both conversations in a similiar thread on baystate rock, but over there nu-metal reign supreme, so there was alot of backlash against me. It was pretty funny stuff, there was even a thread started just to bash me.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 29,2004 10:30am
i've looked at this thread so many times since it first started. keep fueling it.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 29,2004 10:32am
Joe/NotCommon said:
I posted both conversations in a similiar thread on baystate rock, but over there nu-metal reign supreme, so there was alot of backlash against me. It was pretty funny stuff, there was even a thread started just to bash me.


everytime I've tried to post a drummer ad on baystaterock I've gotten some nu-metal mutant response who doesn't know his dick from his ass



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 29,2004 10:33am
dreadkill said:
i've looked at this thread so many times since it first started. keep fueling it.


this and the NEVERENDING THREAD OF DEATH, neck and neck!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 29,2004 10:33am
nu-metal mutant haha



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Oct 29,2004 10:44am
it's funny seeing the singer of WA's skirt get in a bunch over all of this.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 29,2004 10:46am
Hahaha! "Dont get yer panties in a wad Asylum!"



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 29,2004 10:46am
I think I'd rather put a cigarette out in my ass than ever have to watch this band



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 29,2004 10:47am
Theres better things to put in your ass, like my dick.....



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 29,2004 10:48am
Christraper said:
Theres better things to put in your ass, like my dick.....


but I'm not Christ!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 29,2004 10:49am
Thats ok, hes my bitch. Its not like he can do anything about it.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 29,2004 10:51am
Christraper said:
Thats ok, hes my bitch. Its not like he can do anything about it.


If you thought Anne dishing a beating down on me was harsh, keep talking to larisa like that and see what happens to you.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 29,2004 10:52am
I'm sure she knows im joking. Id have to see her before I fuck her ass y'know.....



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 29,2004 10:54am
Joe/NotCommon said:
Christraper said:
Thats ok, hes my bitch. Its not like he can do anything about it.


If you thought Anne dishing a beating down on me was harsh, keep talking to larisa like that and see what happens to you.


hahaha, I should watch Kill Bill more often

SWORD



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 29,2004 10:54am
I'd do her bandmate in the ass, mouth, whatever.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 29,2004 10:54am
Christraper said:
I'm sure she knows im joking. Id have to see her before I fuck her ass y'know.....


librarians are ugly



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 29,2004 10:57am
You aren't ugly Laryssa.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 29,2004 10:59am
litacore said:
Christraper said:
I'm sure she knows im joking. Id have to see her before I fuck her ass y'know.....


librarians are ugly

Thats not true, i fucked a wicked hot girl in the library she worked at.




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 29,2004 11:00am
Joe/NotCommon said:
You aren't ugly Laryssa.


awwwwww



toggletoggle post by putAhexonyou at Oct 30,2004 12:52pm
you ought too be ashamed of yourselves.



toggletoggle post by lick me at Oct 30,2004 1:01pm
cdan said:
haha, awesome, we had the misfortune of playing with them couple months ago. i was in absolute shock by their gayness. i have a video clip of them, so fucking funny, i'll post it if i find it.


YOU MORONS ARE SUCH COCK SWALLOWERS! YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING JEALOUS IT MAKE ME PUKE

THEY COULD KICK YOUR ASSES ON AND OFF STAGE

ONLY PUSSIES TALK ABOUT ASSAULTING A GIRL. WHAT A BUNCH OF CLOWNS

"HEY MAN, I'M IN A BLACK METAL BAND AND I RULE"


GO FUCK YOU MOTHER AND THEN SUCK YOUR DICK



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Oct 30,2004 1:31pm
you're stupid.



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Oct 30,2004 1:47pm
Is there a need for that man emoticons? It kinda seems like you based your insults off of the availible emoticons.



toggletoggle post by ArrowHead  at Oct 30,2004 1:49pm
haha, must be the bassist from WA. Only a chick would use that many emoticons.

They posted this entire thread on BSR under the name "chainsaw boners boyfriend". Priceless.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 30,2004 2:02pm
there's nothing better than angry sex, and thats what me and the bassist will have



toggletoggle post by spitfire  at Oct 30,2004 4:22pm
YOU MORONS ARE SUCH COCK SWALLOWERS! YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING JEALOUS IT MAKE ME PUKE


the only thing I'm jealous about is not being there when they fucking rape you cunt!!!



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 30,2004 5:04pm
haha

you're more than welcome to join in on the rape-fest



toggletoggle post by iren_the_viking   at Oct 30,2004 5:49pm
i think this thread has taught us all a valuable lesson: if you braid your hair, play faggot mall goth rock, and have a bassist with more than 4 orifices, you will be raped



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 30,2004 6:10pm
Is anyone else really looking forward to
when their manager books them with some
hardcore bands and FSU shows up and pounds
the shit out of skirt boy?



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 30,2004 6:47pm
i sure as hell am



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Oct 30,2004 7:21pm
putAhexonyou said:
you ought too be ashamed of yourselves.


I'm knot.



toggletoggle post by phantos   at Oct 30,2004 7:39pm
ha



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Oct 30,2004 10:08pm
I'm jumping into the discussion on BSR. This will be fun.



toggletoggle post by Bradberry douche at Oct 31,2004 8:19am
we nedd to assemble an army to go to one of their shows



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 31,2004 8:38am
I would like to publicly apologize for my involvement in this whole matter, I learned my lesson. Responding to IM threats from over zealous marketing gimmicks, err singers, who cannot take criticism is a shameful way to act. I just hope Phil can forgive me for sticking up for his ignorant remarks about Kevorkian's Angels. It will never happen again.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Oct 31,2004 11:37am
damn straight



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 1,2004 1:13pm
bump



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 1,2004 1:45pm
yayyyyy!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 1,2004 1:53pm
I do think the 'deep knee bends in the pickle patch" statement is a classic quote



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Dec 1,2004 1:59pm
now ain't this a 'hot topic'

bahaha im hilarious



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 1,2004 1:59pm
Abbath said:
asylum666singer: hey look... you actually have someone that respects you
NotCommonRecords: Everyone respects me
asylum666singer: right..... and Jesus Christ was not a sinner
NotCommonRecords: Thats the gayest thing anyone ever said to me.

joe without a doubt in my mind, you're the fucking man, i can't stop laughing


I thought of this JUST AS I WAS GOING TO SLEEP last night and I giggled for like TWENTY MINUTES




toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 1,2004 2:00pm edited Dec 1,2004 2:00pm



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 1,2004 2:00pm
haha, I know at work I am going to keep thinking about that and just laughing for no reason.



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 1,2004 2:02pm
oh, ok. I wasn't aware of all this. now I understand all the dong-huffing jokes at practice over the past month or so.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 1,2004 2:02pm
this whole thread just deserves to be kept alive forever... pure hilarity



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 1,2004 2:02pm
thats my favorite phrase "dong huffer" it is forever an integral part of my vocabulary



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 1,2004 2:03pm
the pickle patch thing is way up there too



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 1,2004 2:05pm
RTTP has created a whole new metal ebonics



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 1,2004 2:06pm
lick me said:
"HEY MAN, I'M IN A BLACK METAL BAND AND I RULE"


Yea thats exactly what i fuckin said you moron. Dont get pissy with me bitch, its not my fault everyone thinks you guys are a bunch of ass clowns.

Your band sucks. Once youve admitted this to yourself all will be well. Untill then you can expect to get looked down upon by..............well pretty much anyone who knows how to play their instrument.
Youre a cheap GAY immitation of already washed-up wattered-down "metal" bands that 13 year old closet cases worship.

But why are you posting messages on the computer???
You should hurry over to your TV and make sure you havent missed the latest fashion trends MTV tell you to follow!

And youre absolutely right. Were soooooooooo jealous of your uber cool black jnco's with the straps conveniently attached to the sides for me to hold onto while i rape you and your dirty whore of a bass player.




toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 1,2004 2:08pm
hahahaha thats awesome



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 1,2004 2:32pm
they have a manager too, heh

why won't she join in the fun?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 1,2004 2:34pm
asylum666singer: ......... i am sorry that your singers can't sing like me
NotCommonRecords: Why are you still talking to me?
NotCommonRecords: I am sorry he can't either
NotCommonRecords: It would be cool if he sounded like a total fag
NotCommonRecords: maybe he can dress like a total fag too
NotCommonRecords: and get an electronic drum kit




toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 12:04pm
electronic drumkits R00L



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 2,2004 12:05pm
hahaha

this is the best thread , it should be kept bumped



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 12:07pm
i feel like talkin to this kid again...



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 2,2004 12:08pm
torment his nu metal ass



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 12:08pm
it has begun



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 12:17pm
oh man this is fun



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 2,2004 12:18pm
you have to post the conversation



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 12:20pm
i will



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 2,2004 12:29pm
one of the best things i was ever told about this band was that they use a charles manson sample that even the most stereotypical nu metal kid would find cliched. i laughed for a while about that.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 12:31pm
iAmNowYourEnemy: how ya been, little buddy?
asylum666singer: what could you possible want?
asylum666singer: possibly
iAmNowYourEnemy: entertainment
asylum666singer: so ... go to a gay bar
asylum666singer: that's more your style
asylum666singer: which faggot are you again? I don't remember
iAmNowYourEnemy: will you guys be playing there?
asylum666singer: which lame band again?
iAmNowYourEnemy: i think your girlfriend said she could get me backstage
asylum666singer: you anonymous pussies are so fucking gay....
iAmNowYourEnemy: she said anyone who can do what i do with my tongue and a cheesegrater deserves to be backstage
iAmNowYourEnemy: i'm in abhorred
iAmNowYourEnemy: i have non problem revealing that
asylum666singer: go ahead and text edit this conversation and post it on one of your fucking websites... please.... it helps us
iAmNowYourEnemy: i will do that
iAmNowYourEnemy: for the greater good
iAmNowYourEnemy: of all mankind
asylum666singer: good... i encourage it... because you are too much of a pussy fucking faggot to post the true conversations.... so fucking lame
asylum666singer: all of mankind huh? don't you mean all of the 15 people who actually know who you or your band is?
iAmNowYourEnemy: id rather have 15 people know who by band is while playing music i actually like than have a ton of people know us while playing faggety mall goth core
iAmNowYourEnemy: or "black metal" as you like to call it
iAmNowYourEnemy: which is the most asinine statement EVER
asylum666singer: pathetic individual you are
asylum666singer: when the fuck did I ever say we are a black metal band?
iAmNowYourEnemy: gimme a minute
iAmNowYourEnemy: cant find it
iAmNowYourEnemy: somewhere you had mp3s
iAmNowYourEnemy: and it was described as blackmetal
iAmNowYourEnemy: with industrial something-or-other
iAmNowYourEnemy: when in reality, you are mallgothcore
asylum666singer: those are genre's that are put on the site, designed to appeal to people interested in that particular type of music
iAmNowYourEnemy: and people interested in that particular type of music, such as black metal, would never listen to your band
asylum666singer: they are made by the site, i have never once said we were black metal or any other type of metal
asylum666singer: yes they will
iAmNowYourEnemy: unless they listen to cradle of filth or dimmu borgir
asylum666singer: and they do you asshole
iAmNowYourEnemy: but they are not black metal
asylum666singer: why is it you fucking people are so narrow minded, it's pathetic
asylum666singer: really it is
iAmNowYourEnemy: i'd call em more of a grey metal type deal
iAmNowYourEnemy: NARROW MINDED?!
iAmNowYourEnemy: ha
iAmNowYourEnemy: thats the funniest thing youve ever said
iAmNowYourEnemy: there's a difference between being narrow minded and not liking pathetic attempts at being mysterious
asylum666singer: iamnowyourenemy
asylum666singer: iamnowyourenemy
iAmNowYourEnemy: how am i narrowminded?
iAmNowYourEnemy: seriously, i wanna know how you can back that up
iAmNowYourEnemy: ready..................................
iAmNowYourEnemy: GO
iAmNowYourEnemy: c'mon
iAmNowYourEnemy: i know you got somethin for me
iAmNowYourEnemy: oooooooh you're typing
iAmNowYourEnemy: i cant wait
iAmNowYourEnemy: now youve enterd it....
iAmNowYourEnemy: drum roll please.....
iAmNowYourEnemy: brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrttttt
iAmNowYourEnemy: that was a drumroll
iAmNowYourEnemy: but you still havent said anything
iAmNowYourEnemy: or were you waiting for the cymbal crash at the end of the drum roll?
iAmNowYourEnemy: PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH
iAmNowYourEnemy: still nothing
iAmNowYourEnemy: you're lettin me down, man
asylum666singer: anything that you do not like, sucks according to your world.... if it's not in this very narrow spectrum of musical taste you spend your time hating the music and musicians instead of focusing on other important things.... i took my time asshole to see what else you could come up with..... obviously you are done now
iAmNowYourEnemy: nope
asylum666singer: yup
iAmNowYourEnemy: would you like me to run through a list of music i listen to?
asylum666singer: i really don't give a shit
asylum666singer: not at all
asylum666singer: i don't spend my time wasting on bullshit like that
iAmNowYourEnemy: get your shit straight before you accuse me of having a "very narrow spectrum of musical taste"
iAmNowYourEnemy: to save time on listing bands/artists you've never heard of, here are some genres
asylum666singer: I DON'T CARE
asylum666singer: later
iAmNowYourEnemy: metal (with its many subgenres)
iAmNowYourEnemy: jazz
iAmNowYourEnemy: blues
iAmNowYourEnemy: funk
iAmNowYourEnemy: classical
iAmNowYourEnemy: classic rock
iAmNowYourEnemy: should i continue?
iAmNowYourEnemy: or are you jerking off thinking about my narrow mindedness and how much better the world would be if people like me would just accept you and your homosexuality?
iAmNowYourEnemy: now you're ignoring me
iAmNowYourEnemy: i see how it is
iAmNowYourEnemy: i will just continue to make the little bar at the bottom of your screen flash
asylum666singer: i am at work asshole
iAmNowYourEnemy: hopefully you are epileptic
asylum666singer: fuck off
iAmNowYourEnemy: wait you cant be epileptic
asylum666singer: i have more important things to do right now
iAmNowYourEnemy: other wise all those crazy cool strobe lights you use to distract people from how bad your band sucks live would have killed you by now



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 2,2004 12:36pm
HAHAHA I like the bit about black metal, that was pretty fucking amusing




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 2,2004 12:37pm
iAmNowYourEnemy: or are you jerking off thinking about my narrow mindedness and how much better the world would be if people like me would just accept you and your homosexuality?

FUCKING CLASSIC!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 2,2004 12:38pm
I give this thread and A plus



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 2,2004 2:43pm
The strobe light comment was inspired.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Dec 2,2004 2:55pm
despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.

I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.

I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.



toggletoggle post by Iren_the_Viking   at Dec 2,2004 4:01pm
you keep your positive messages out of here



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 2,2004 4:03pm
Its much more fun to berate people



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 2,2004 4:05pm
Yea dude! You and your fucking ethics! Cant you just let us have our fun bullying this asshole?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 2,2004 4:10pm
well also consider he instigated it by IM-ing Joe out of the blue



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 2,2004 4:34pm
he brought all of this on himself, and it is fucking hillarious



toggletoggle post by phobia  at Dec 2,2004 4:43pm
haha, wow that entire conversation was ridiculous



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Dec 2,2004 5:11pm
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.

I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.

I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.


I'm disappointed... You'd been turning down the emo-level of late... And now this :(



toggletoggle post by CongoogetalZobotomy  at Dec 2,2004 5:38pm
maybe phil (WA) and the taste of silver can get together and cry together then have gay sex.



toggletoggle post by pessimist  at Dec 2,2004 6:13pm
BestialOnslaught said:
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.

I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.

I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.


I'm disappointed... You'd been turning down the emo-level of late... And now this :(


hahahahahhahaha



toggletoggle post by neutral at Dec 2,2004 7:21pm
neutral party here who posts on this board regularly and will not take sides as i don't want me or my band in the middle of this and this is just a question

from what i am reading i wonder if you all really think that his feelings are hurt? i get the feeling you all think this dude is really distraught about all of your comments
i have my own opinon bout it but i don't know him so cant be sure



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 7:26pm
if i found out his feelings were actually being hurt, it would bring a tear of happiness to my eye



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 2,2004 7:27pm



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 7:28pm
awesome



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 2,2004 7:29pm
I wonder if he has "Mommy and daddy wouldn't buy me an icecream" written on that shirt



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 7:33pm
he keeps that shirt in the closet, if you know what i mean



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 2,2004 7:34pm
the mommy and daddy one



toggletoggle post by Wraithious  at Dec 2,2004 10:29pm
My opinion on this band is that they sounded like marylin manson mixed with slipnot, not very appealing. I did however get to whip the hot blond manager chick (the singer's girl) while she was snapping 80,000 pics of the band. I still think the bassist is fucking HOT!!!
So this kid I work with is supposedly the singer's nephew or something, and he keeps giving us WA bumper stickers and stuff (which I first cauterize then circular file them) and talks up the band untill I just want to choke him. Listen to this fucking bullshit he spewed into my ear the other day, he said that tWA is supposed to be going to the grammy awards or some shit, I couldn't even believe it. I was like what the fuck are you talking about, they don't even have a CD out yet! and he said, I don't know man, they're fucking good, they are rising to the top and crushing all.
I call him grammy every day at work now when I 'speak' with him
Also he told me he hooked the band the fuck up at a show after the emerald hall thing, He borrowed a bunch of chains from work and hung them up all around the stage and they loved it, swung around on them like raped apes and loving it.
I was like, you go grammy, GO! hee hee...



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 9:49am
and the award for "Band Happiest About the Cure for HIV" goes to...



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 9:56am
HAHAHA the thread of never ending hatred



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 3,2004 9:57am
I still say this band is the perfect mixture of AIDS and faggots.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 9:57am
HAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 10:03am
I don't know about anyone else who talked to him, but if Phil is trying to claim I edited anything in the conversation then he is lying to try to look like less of an idiot. I seriously doubt that Brad or Ben edited anything either.

As far as having a narrow view of music, I would say that a person who plays in a band like Wretched Asylum would be more narrow minded then a person who bashes metalcore or nu-metal. Top 40 music is inheritantly 'dumbed' down to appeal to a larger market, so for a musician who plays more of a niche sound and is more talented or plays a more original/ less 'dumbed down' style of music then that makes them more open minded, in general.

This guy Phil from WA is like 23 or something, and playing high school watered down mall goth rock stuff, so he is either really pathetic or in this only to make money. I think he is more the pathetic type, trying to act like he is above this name calling sort of activity, but lets not forget he messaged me first. He is far from the intellectual type he tries to pass himself off as.

Okay, that being said, I loved this line:

asylum666singer: i have more important things to do right now

I wonder if he meant his make up, or maybe he was doing the drummer's hair or something?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 10:08am
HE is the fucker who instigated it he deserves all the derision he gets....



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 10:09am
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.

I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.

I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.


if you really mean what you wrote then I just lost some respect for you.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 10:09am
what she said



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 10:10am
oops



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 10:10am
he deserves every load thats been shot into his eye



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 3,2004 10:16am
Joe/NotCommon said:
the_taste_of_cigarettes said:
despite the fact that it is, in general, really amusing, I can't help but think there's someone on the other end of that screenname. And that maybe it hurts his feelings to be dumped on so much.

I mean, granted you don't like his music; and granted you could make an argument about how it is just cashing in; but I dunnow, dude probably hates having everyone rag on him.

I think it would be funnier if people sent him black metal mp3s and stuff so he could better understand what it is he's saying his band is.


Nick is Stuart Smalley.




toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 10:25am
because i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 12:57pm
Wraithious - quick question for you? What is the singers nephews name, and where or what town do you work in?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:22pm
Don't answer him wrathious, this could be a trap.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:24pm
of course its a trap, look at the person posting's name



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:28pm
as long as he's not a cockfighter

thats illegal



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 1:29pm
Paranoia huh? The reason I ask is because I seriously doubt that this guy of 23 years would have a nephew old enough to work in the US, it's possible but unlikely. I am questioning his validity. If someone can be assuck why cant I be cocklover. I may just be a woman who loves cock. So, what is the guys name you work with? That's all I want to know, I dont even care what town it's in.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:31pm
there is no such thing as paranoia



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:31pm
assuck is a band

i realize it may imply that i suck ass, but i only do that every other weekend for money, and the money i raise goes to help the homeless and the retarded











and the retarded homeless



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:33pm
You are trying to put Wraithious into a trap, it won't work.

Maybe he is the youngest sibling, and his older sister or brother had a kid at an early age. My dad's niece is nearly his age.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 1:38pm
I am not trying to put him in a trap. I am simply asking the name of this guy he works with. That's all. Even, just a first name. Other than "grammy"

As I said. It's possible for it to be his nephew, but unlikely.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:43pm
well, we know this guy isnt that silverice person

he spelled "am" right



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:44pm
silverice is way more underground then wretched asylum, diecast people! diecast!




toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 1:44pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
here is a good shot of them


"I just saw... the gayest guy one earth... gayest guy on earth"



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 1:49pm
I agree, he may be gay, especially by the looks of that pic. That's none of my concern. Just asking for a name.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:50pm
Why do you want his name? So you can track down Wraithious and jump him or something?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 1:54pm
No, I am a peaceful person. What's in question is validity. I read through this whole topic and find some things very, very hard to believe. I am starting with this, I will have other questions.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 1:54pm
hey, tribal tattoos are cool dooood



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:55pm
Nobody cares what you find hard to believe, guess you will have to live your life never knowing the truth about Wretched Asylum.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 1:56pm
or look under the "male for male" section of the pheonix classifieds



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 1:58pm
It's not the truth about Wretched Asylum or the singer that I am interested in. It's about the integrity of people like yourselves, and your sources.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:59pm
integrity?? no one said anything about that



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 2:00pm
My sources? All I did was post the conversation I had with the guy. It's not like I wrote an article about his love life.

You are an idiot.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 2:01pm
what was that post by powerkok before about ignoring anonomous posters?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 2:01pm
please create a bibliography of all sources in alphabetical order



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 2:02pm
do we need to footnote all quotes?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:03pm
It seems you have done more than that, is your name even Joe? Anyways, speaking of women the way that is done on this topic is highly frowned upon, by many. So, the name?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 2:04pm
WORKS CITED:

Asylum, Wretched, 'AIM Conversation with Joe.' AOL INSTANT MESSENGER Oct. 25, 2004. Copyright 2004: NotCommon Records and Promotions.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 2:05pm
cocklover said:
It seems you have done more than that, is your name even Joe? Anyways, speaking of women the way that is done on this topic is highly frowned upon, by many. So, the name?


What the fuck does that mean, speaking of women....etc????



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 2:05pm
where have you been, everyone knows joes an asshole... its all a matter of what side of it your on



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 2:06pm
haha, my name really isn't Joe... I fooled everyone! I am really Dick Dastardly! Mwar har har!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 2:07pm
Keith can vouch for my identity, we went to kindergarden together



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 2:10pm
ya... and his last name is really notcommon too... just like mines mutiny... weird huh?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:13pm
That's all nice to hear, especially the pleasant kindergarten story, let's continue. Obviously I haven't been on this board, this is the first time hearing of this Joe or Dick Dastardly character. So, that's why I am asking some questions. It seems everyone is real quick to jump on this with some aggressive comments. So, still waiting for the name?



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 2:17pm
sign up for the board



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:23pm
I might. If this all sparks my interest enough to the point where I need to do something like that. Until then, I'll be known as cocklover Keith Mutiny.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:28pm
Another question, why care if I sign up for the board? Does it really serve a purpose?

Oh, and to answer the question for Pagan Megan above (which is your last name Pagan? or Megan?), this post includes many of you speaking of women in a very dis-tasteful, degrading and disrespectful manner. I don't so much care for the rest of it.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 2:30pm
What's your last name cock or lover?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:34pm
It's simply cocklover.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 2:35pm
exactly



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:36pm
A touching bio, by Keith Mutiny:

Well, my name is Keith, obviously... I dont get along with people that try to be something they are not. I can be an ass when I want, but at the same time I could be the best thing that ever happened to a person, its all a matter of perception and how someone treats me. As one may be able to tell easily, I am a fan of metal, ranging from melodic death, to black, to grind, its all about what I may be in the mood for. I also very much enjoy working on, or in, cars of all types... preferably fast ones. I'm self employed and am very well experienced in what I do, sometimes work even becomes an overwhelming part of my life, consuming me completely for weeks at a time. I would rather enjoy the company of a few real good friends than a swarm of people I cannot trust, but yet still associate with. When it comes down to it I am a very well cultured man that has been through many trials and tribulations in his life, but I've learned from my experiences and only wish for a positive life from here on in...



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:39pm
Is this the purpose you speak of? Why you wish me to sign up to the board? So you can find personal things of me? That, will never happen.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 2:40pm
anyone can read that... everyone has, hahaha all you gotta do is click myspace in my profile fucktard, hahahahahaha



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:43pm
The link to Keith Mutiny's bio, for those interested in becoming more personal with him.

http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1187931

There is an adorable pic of this boy exposing his middle finger.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Dec 3,2004 2:45pm
cocklover said:
Oh, and to answer the question for Pagan Megan above (which is your last name Pagan? or Megan?), this post includes many of you speaking of women in a very dis-tasteful, degrading and disrespectful manner. I don't so much care for the rest of it.


You don't care for the rest of it? So you do like the sexist, degrading stuff at least, right? That's good...



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 2:45pm
ok, this is making less and less sense

oh well



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 2:45pm
thanks for the plug, but most people on here are already "personal" with me hun



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Dec 3,2004 2:45pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
You are trying to put Wraithious into a trap, it won't work.


I dunno, Wraithious has never been the swiftest one ;)



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 2:47pm
litacore said:
ok, this is making less and less sense

oh well


I agree



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:47pm
You're welcome for the plug, hun, just trying to get personal with some of you and helping you get personal with others.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 2:49pm
This is making less and less sense now? Hmmmm? I thought that after reading the first several posts. Takes a little while to catch on, huh?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 2:51pm
I think it has more to do with you contra-dick-ticting yourself, dong huffer



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 2:54pm
s/he loves the attention

maybe cocklover will be there Jan 1st at GOODTIMES!



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Dec 3,2004 2:55pm
Haha well I doubt many people from here will be ;)



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 2:57pm
it wouldn't surprise me



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 3:00pm
Being anywhere on January 1st, that includes anything to do with this message board, you people or this post is the last place you will find me.



toggletoggle post by donghuffer at Dec 3,2004 3:09pm
I think I will be at that Goodtimes show



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Dec 3,2004 3:10pm
cocklover said:
Being anywhere on January 1st, that includes anything to do with this message board, you people or this post is the last place you will find me.


You wouldn't care about this thread if you weren't in Wretched Asylum or bendover buddies with one (or more) of em.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 3:14pm
it was worth logging out just so I could be "Donghuffer" for three minutes, haha



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 3:15pm
i thought it was cocklover being clever



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 3:23pm
I am nothing more than an observer. My motive is completely irrelevant to those in a band. All I ask for is one name, then some things will unfold. Wraithious?



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Dec 3,2004 3:25pm
I don't see why you're criticizing people like Joe over something that Wraithious said... And as for waiting for the name, maybe he doesn't spend all day on this board, he hasn't posted since you asked, so it's safe to assume he's not online right now.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 3:27pm
litacore said:
it was worth logging out just so I could be "Donghuffer" for three minutes, haha


HAHAHA you sneaky bitch, thats awesome... I thought it was cocksucker or lover being clever too



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 3:29pm edited Dec 3,2004 3:37pm


irrabile dictu, don't you agree?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 3:39pm
hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 3:40pm
cocklover quad nomen mihi est?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 3:42pm
I did not criticize Joe, I simply stated that he has done more than post a simple conversation. Is that a fact? It seems he encourages thinks like

"it's not cheating if you only stick your fist up her. Make sure she's crying first though."

"OF COURSE she'll be crying! "It wont hurt, really! Ill tell ya what....we'll try it for a little bit and if it hurts ill stop. I promise!"
HAHAHAHA!!!! "

"HAHAHAHA! ID TOTALLY FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND VIDEO TAPE IT WITH OUT HER KNOWING!"

So, with that said, I am starting with Wraithious since he actually knows and works with someone who knows them. I am looking for validity.

Bestial Onslaught I agree that he is not online right now, I am not stupid.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 3:42pm
you're in rare form dude



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 3:42pm
that comment was for litacore, not cocksucker to clarify



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 3:43pm
cocklover said:
I did not criticize Joe, I simply stated that he has done more than post a simple conversation. Is that a fact? It seems he encourages thinks like

"it's not cheating if you only stick your fist up her. Make sure she's crying first though."

"OF COURSE she'll be crying! "It wont hurt, really! Ill tell ya what....we'll try it for a little bit and if it hurts ill stop. I promise!"
HAHAHAHA!!!! "

"HAHAHAHA! ID TOTALLY FUCK HER IN THE ASS AND VIDEO TAPE IT WITH OUT HER KNOWING!"

So, with that said, I am starting with Wraithious since he actually knows and works with someone who knows them. I am looking for validity.

Bestial Onslaught I agree that he is not online right now, I am not stupid.




If you take shit like that seriously, you are actually really quite dumb



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 3:45pm
oh man this thread got even better since i left



toggletoggle post by BUNGHOLE! BUNGHOLE! BUNGHOLE! at Dec 3,2004 3:49pm


there ya go!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 3:51pm
*phew!*

I have more split personalities than Regan McNeil today



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 3:51pm
yes!!!!* settle down beavis*



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 3:52pm
I will go to the Goodtimes show . . .

if there will be free TP



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 3:54pm
HAHAHA

only if there will be free tp for my bunghole



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 3:57pm
Mind Prison words by Mouth

I realize,
I despise,
Every minute I sit in my mind
I become,
Everyone,
Never wanted to be
Now I try,
To subside,
This fucking pill that I hide behind
I become,
Everyone,
You never want see!

Come inside you take me
Fever burning raking
Come inside you take me
Neurotic cravings

Enslaved….
Trapped inside myself
Enraged….
Live in my own hell
Embrace…
Home I call my cell
Escape…
Ritual mind fuck

Come inside you rape my mind
Come inside you take my life
Come inside you take me
Fever burning raking
Come inside you take me
Neurotic cravings

Enslaved….
Trapped inside myself
Enraged….
Live in my own hell
Embrace…
Home I call my cell
Escape…
Ritual mind fuck

Come inside you take me
Fever burning raking
Come inside you take me
Neurotic cravings

I realize,
I despise,
Every minute I sit in my mind
I become,
Everyone,
Never wanted to be
Now I try,
To subside,
This pill I hide behind
I become,
Everyone!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 3:59pm
you really are assuming many personalities today



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 4:01pm
I can't take the credit--those are by Wretched Asylum



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 4:04pm
gay



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 4:06pm


Skittles!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 4:07pm
the picture and the lyrics go so well

hahaha



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 4:14pm
How about I give you the name myself?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 4:21pm
I don't think anyone gives a rats ass about this persons name, its just fun to berate people



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 4:26pm
If that's what you refer to it as, keep up the good job. It's working.



toggletoggle post by BestialOnslaught  at Dec 3,2004 4:29pm
His name is Grammy, we already knew that.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 3,2004 4:34pm
I think what cocklover is getting at is that we're all talk online but in reality we're pussies who hide behind our usernames. Which is a great theory until you realize that most of us have links to myspace profiles with our pictures on them and cocklover is afraid to register and display personal information. That is, cocklover's theory seems pretty damn accurate until you get to the part where it is completely wrong.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 4:41pm
Bob Nomaam Rooney,

You are real close to what I am getting at, BUT my motive is much, much different for why I am posting here.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 4:45pm
quit trying to be ellusive and mysterious



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 3,2004 4:46pm
iAmNowYourEnemy: there's a difference between being narrow minded and not liking pathetic attempts at being mysterious



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 4:47pm
no, she seems to be hinting towards the anti-woman remarks made in a few areas, which we all know SOOOOOO TRUE... so it has something to do with that.








wait... shouldnt you be at ani defranco right now?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 3,2004 4:47pm
hey cocklover, i want to poop on your face. can this be arranged?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 4:48pm
I am not trying to be ellusive, nor mysterious. Perhaps you need a dictionary? Simply looking for some information. And I will find it eventually.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 3,2004 4:49pm
Sure you can poop on my face, let's arrange this.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 3,2004 4:51pm
excellent! what should i eat before i go over to cocklover's shanty and release my bowels all over his face? all suggestions are welcome. let's see some.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 3,2004 6:11pm
thanks for killing the thread, dick


hahaha



toggletoggle post by MikeFuck at Dec 3,2004 6:40pm
I like musics.



toggletoggle post by Wraithious  at Dec 3,2004 7:41pm
hey cocklover, you are the most mysterious chick I ever met! and inquisitive, too!

holy fuck this thread nailed it since I was last here! it will live forever!!!
and as you could guess, I'm not about to say the kid's name, hence the reason I only refered to him with the loving co-worker name of grammy!
as for the stuff I said, it's all true, and the stuff I said he said, I have no fucking clue if it's true, he started working there a few months ago so I don't know him very well, he's cool and all, and I believe he worships WA souly because one of his relatives is in the band. (but he likes new metalica so I could be wrong, he probably does love WA's 'nu' and 'inovative' sound) He is getting sucked into a realistat scam from some info-mercial and plans on moving to texas within a year, that is all the info I'm giving out.

hey bestial, you are right tho, I used to get sucked into flame wars pretty easily, mostly in the MMBB days, but I've E-matured some (a little) since then



toggletoggle post by Wraithious  at Dec 3,2004 7:46pm
Oh yeah, and I really didn't hit the blond with the whip, but a few snaps were within a c hair! there are witnesses to that to, hell, Notcommon hooked me up with the whip and the kick in the ass to do it, but I was just fucking around, having fun.



toggletoggle post by __THeMoor__  at Dec 3,2004 9:57pm
i have lost all faith in humanity



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 12:51pm
Despite cocklover's misgivings Wretched Asylum is still a faggot band. Discuss



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 4,2004 1:10pm
KeithMutiny said:
thanks for killing the thread, dick


hahaha


ha, sorry dude. looks like the thread is back on track now.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 4,2004 1:32pm
i'm getting all vechhhhlempt



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 4,2004 1:33pm
bring the PAIIINN



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 4,2004 2:08pm
you should eat something spicy so it burns her eyes



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 4,2004 2:23pm
assuck said:
you should eat something spicy so it burns her eyes

hahahahaha



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 2:53pm
Well well... how interesting. Through my findings I have found out that Wraithious actually followed the guys from Wretched Asylum back to their rehearsal space after that show with a couple other people. He helped them unload gear and then smoked some drugs with them as well, all while telling them how much he enjoyed the show. Some even more interesting news is there's a rumor there is video footage from the night (which I have not seen, so I cannot confirm) of Wraithious up front through the entire Wretched Asylum set cheering them on. Not whipping anyone, or expressing his dislike for the band, although it's true that he does have whip in hand. I will get my hands on this video.

Wraithious, you have definitely "E-matured"! It's ok that you just want to fit in with the rest of the beraters, I am sure they are very much just like you in the fact that they speak of false truths to make themselves look like their existence is worthwhile. There is also many other false accusations and improvisations on this topic, so I hear, from actual valid sources. So I no longer take your rape statements seriously, nor any of you or your bands. Infact, I think I may have to check this Wretched Asylum band out, I stand corrected about the show on Jan. 1st, didn't realize they were playing. So, if any of you want to poop on my face, you may find me there. I may re-visit this topic but I really don't see much need as I find it a joke, although perhaps I can get my hands on that video and post it somewhere.



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Dec 4,2004 3:41pm
well, cocklover is definetly not in Wretched Asylum, he/she can spell and type in complete sentences.

deep knee bends in the pickle patch



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 5:28pm
cocklover said:
Well well... how interesting. Through my findings I have found out that Wraithious actually followed the guys from Wretched Asylum back to their rehearsal space after that show with a couple other people. He helped them unload gear and then smoked some drugs with them as well, all while telling them how much he enjoyed the show. Some even more interesting news is there's a rumor there is video footage from the night (which I have not seen, so I cannot confirm) of Wraithious up front through the entire Wretched Asylum set cheering them on. Not whipping anyone, or expressing his dislike for the band, although it's true that he does have whip in hand. I will get my hands on this video.

Wraithious, you have definitely "E-matured"! It's ok that you just want to fit in with the rest of the beraters, I am sure they are very much just like you in the fact that they speak of false truths to make themselves look like their existence is worthwhile. There is also many other false accusations and improvisations on this topic, so I hear, from actual valid sources. So I no longer take your rape statements seriously, nor any of you or your bands. Infact, I think I may have to check this Wretched Asylum band out, I stand corrected about the show on Jan. 1st, didn't realize they were playing. So, if any of you want to poop on my face, you may find me there. I may re-visit this topic but I really don't see much need as I find it a joke, although perhaps I can get my hands on that video and post it somewhere.


Way to write like a reviewer for anus.com




toggletoggle post by Wraithious  at Dec 4,2004 5:55pm
it is true that I went back, helped them unload, and got them baked, I was hanging out with my co-worker that night and didn't want to make a big scene or to take off on him when I said I'd hang out with him, so I was respectfull to them too. Hell, I missed a fucking good time at bickfords with Mike and Joe after the show because I was hanging' with grammy, but I stuck to my original plans for the evening to/and avoid being a dickhead.
+ you only know half the story anyway, like I told Joe before the show ever even happened that grammy had been handing out flyers, bumper stickers and stuff at my work, telling everyone that WA is #1. I never heard the band before that so I wanted to see if grammy was full of shit or if this band was really the 'sickest, hardest metal band ever' as he kept telling us.
Well I heard them, and altho they play good, on time, and don't fuck up, they are a nu metal band and nothing more. I never said they suck as a band, just that they sound like maralyn manson mixed with slipknot, and that is the truth. but think what you want, I don't care. I hope you do find that video of me whipping at the manager chick during their set, but it looked like she was the one filming so I doubt you will see me.

originally spewed forth from "cocklover"
I am sure they are very much just like you in the fact that they speak of false truths to make themselves look like their existence is worthwhile.


I am famous, and important, and I'm an Individual!!!

sorry, I recently watched rudolph the red nosed reindeer



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 5:58pm edited Dec 4,2004 10:24pm
I wrote:
You already knew they were playing because you are either in the band or friends with the band. Why else would you attempt to intimidate Wrathious, what would be your motivation? Your arguement against Wrathious is based on a video of the show he attended. How would you see this video if you were an impartial observer to the affair? Is Wretched Asylum on MTV right now!? Or did you see this video on Uranium because it's more underground? Excuse me while I set up my TiVo.


cocklover's reading comprehension score: 0/100



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 6:04pm
A gay said:

asylum666singer: such great equipment too


Herman Blume said:
But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.






toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 4,2004 6:05pm





toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 6:12pm



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 4,2004 6:13pm
bob is on target today!



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 8:28pm
Ha! Oh please, I am definitely in the band, you got me! I said re-visit the topic, which obviously I am, but never said this site sucks. I actually find it quite entertaining, the site that is. I also said "may", which means it's possible for me to post on it (the topic) from time to time, but my interest in your comments have dissipated considering all the bullshit you speak. Oh, I also found out that the Grammy Awards thing is all true, make sure you tune in your TV's, hahaha. And Wraithious, from what I hear you are definitely on the video, with a mask with glowing eyes cheering them on the whole way. And whipping at the manager chick? Come on now. A comment like that sure does make you look like a cool guy! If only it were true, I can just imagine the possibilities.

Great pics!!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 8:57pm edited Dec 4,2004 8:57pm
"I am sure they are very much just like you"

You are retarded




toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 9:00pm
cocklover said:
but my interest in your comments have dissipated considering all the bullshit you speak.


I take it your group home picked up a thesaurus? By the way, great use of "have".



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Dec 4,2004 9:08pm
cocklover is by far one of the most annoying people ever to post on this board. congratulations.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 9:12pm
Thank you!



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 9:15pm
It's also a great thing knowing that you are all English majors, and I thought you were all just plain stupid.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 4,2004 9:18pm
cocklover said:
It's also a great thing knowing that you are all English majors, and I thought you were all just plain stupid.


i dont think you meant to put the 'and' after that comma. it still doesnt make sense though...



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 9:22pm



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 9:28pm
My favorite internet quirk is when someone calls a pseudo-intellectual idiot on horrible grammar the response is usually, "UR NOT MY TECHER!" or "Whatever, ENGLISH MAJOR!" As we all know, studying basic grammar is reserved for high level college English courses.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 9:58pm
Bob Nomaam Rooney

Hahahaha! You like Mayhem, make $250,000 and higher and you are a Christian. Hahahaha!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 10:11pm
I own a mansion and Jesus was black metal, duh!



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 10:19pm
Right, and I am a member of Wretched Asylum.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 10:25pm
"People who actually listen to or want to be guests on my radio show "Blood, Fire, Death" on SFR (www.suffolk.edu/radio) Fridays 6-7pm. "

Be a guest! Can I? Can I? Please, I'll get naked!! Blood, Fire, Death - now that's metal.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 10:29pm
Hey Bob Nomaam Rooney,

Since you are a proud parent, I was wondering if any of your kids were female? Perhaps you can post some pics on here and we can all talk about fist fucking her. If they are male, maybe I can try and see if the singer from Wretched Asylum wants for fuck his un-tainted ass until he bleeds. Perhaps? Just a suggestion.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 10:33pm
Sure, come on my show. You can fistfuck my kids and punch me in the face for not loving your or your friend's shitty band



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 10:34pm
Actually, maybe it's not an un-tainted ass. Daddy may love little boys and girls.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 10:34pm
What's the point of "revealing" this information if we list it in our public profiles?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 10:36pm
No Bob Nomaam Rooney,

I told you all before. I am a peaceful person. I would personally never fistfuck kids. That's just wrong.



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Dec 4,2004 10:39pm
cocklover said:
Actually, maybe it's not an un-tainted ass. Daddy may love little boys and girls.


you suck at making fun of people



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 10:40pm
No cocklover,

You accused Joe and Keith of being horrible rapists because they talk about rape. By that logic you fistfuck little boys and girls.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 10:40pm
Watch out eddie,

He knows you are in Dissector



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 10:49pm
Bob Nomaam Rooney,

Please tell me when I accused Joe and Keith of being horrible rapists. I would like to see the quote. Goes to show how well you people pay attention.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 10:49pm
Dissector, who is that?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 10:51pm
Infact, I don't think I ever accused anyone of being a horrible rapist. I said that Joe encourages certain comments, that's all. Hmmmm? Still waiting on that one.



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Dec 4,2004 10:54pm
oh know! he knows to much!!!

cocklover said:
Dissector, who is that?



i dunno, but he'll rape your girlfriend along with a group of zombies. Better not fuck with him!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 4,2004 10:55pm
Why do you encourage us to fistfuck children?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 11:01pm
Hahahaha. Diassector. I have heard phenomenol things about the Chopping Block.



This is surely the reason they are no longer.

What is it with death metal and young upstart bands always fucking owning the big names? First Decapitated kicks everyone's ass, and forces bands like Deicide and Morbid Angel to get their shit together back in the turn of the millenium, and now there's Dissector. The average age of the band members is 16, yet their sound is so true to the old school, you'd think these guys were old farts like Jeff Walker. Much akin to Carcass, their main influences lie in bands like Repulsion, Impetigo, and Nihilist- with some Exhumed-style vocals breakdowns to spare.

The minute the sample ends in 'Autopsy Assault' the blastbeat hits and you know this isn't some ordinary band. They're nothing special when it comes to technical skill, but this isn't technical death metal to put the kids to sleep. The fact that they're a by-the-book death/thrash metal band is what allows them to be so great - they isn't anything like this now. Of course, there's the all-out boner-wah-solo extravaganza song, which goes by the name of "Zombi Incantations." Oh fuck, what a solo. It's not that it's particularly hard, but like I said before, it just fits so well. Considering the fact that this whole demo was recorded with just a Boss mic, the production is damn good too. Higlights are: "Zombies Raped your Girlfriend," "Zombi Incantations," and the now-classic "It came from the Nutsack." Make sure to get the re-mastered version when it hits because there aren't any copies of the original anyone will ever be willing to give up.




toggletoggle post by eddie  at Dec 4,2004 11:06pm
halloween show- gives us rights to dress up as zombies



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Dec 4,2004 11:08pm
and thats our review? is that supposed to be insulting or something, or are you just showing off that you can go to our web site?



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 11:11pm
I would love to see him rape my girlfriend, or boyfriend for that matter.



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Dec 4,2004 11:11pm



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 11:11pm
It's supposed to be insulting. Great review!



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 11:16pm
If Halloween gives you a right to dress up like zombies, what gives you the right to be a shitty band?



toggletoggle post by eddie  at Dec 4,2004 11:37pm
^^^^3 posts up



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Dec 4,2004 11:39pm
I've changed my mind. Cocklover is by far the best message board troll ever. Congrats x 2!



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 4,2004 11:49pm
I actually enjoy being a troll. Please pay x 2 to pass.



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Dec 5,2004 12:02am
it shows. maybe you can teach a correspondence course at the local community college. Trolling 101 with Dr. Cocklover. That'd be nifty.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 5,2004 12:10am
A correspondence course, tell me, how do you know what this is?



toggletoggle post by yea whatever at Dec 5,2004 2:43am
this is turning into another CSDO thread...let it die already



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 5,2004 8:07am
Okay I just read everything since my last post, this cocklover guy is a moron and definately some how related to Wretched Asylum because he is trying so incredibly hard to not make the same mistakes that Phil made in the conversations he had with me. My guess is that it probably is Phil, because he talks just like him and Phil has been trying hard to not come across as a retard in his conversations with Ben, but since he is a moron that plan backfired and he actually looked like even more of a retard.

Notice how often he mentions he is not violent, and tries to word sentences like he is some intellectual, yet at the height of passion he falls out of character with statements like "If Halloween gives you a right to dress up like zombies, what gives you the right to be a shitty band?" and "I actually enjoy being a troll. Please pay x 2 to pass".

He is obviously failing at trying to turn people against me and against people who like me, such as dissector, on a board we all post on. Hell, I did it to his band (oh wait he isn't in Wretched Asylum) on baystate rock.

I am sorry to tell you Phil, but posting under an anonymous name to question our 'validity' is retarded. Everyone here knows I am a prick and are friends with me anyway. It isn't some revelation that only you have been smart enough to catch onto.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 5,2004 11:23am
I'll relay the message Joe Notcommon. I don't know the singer personally, I do know that he has read some things on this board, but he does not post on here. I speak of truth, unlike you. Just look how I revealed the truth about Wraithious. And you are correct, I am some how related to Wretched Asylum, but indirectly. I do not know them, but eventually I am sure I will.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 5,2004 11:36am
i lost interest in even responding on this topic



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 5,2004 11:47am
you insulted dissector

now you die



toggletoggle post by Paulie at Dec 5,2004 12:10pm
The wretched assylum website news starts like this...


"Thanks to all those who came out to support us at Goodtimes on Saturday
night!! Your support is unrelentless! "

"Unrelentless"? That isn't even a word. If it was, it would be a double-negative which would suggest that no one supported them at the show.

I guess that says something.



toggletoggle post by Wraithious  at Dec 5,2004 6:08pm
cocklover said:
Ha! Oh please, I am definitely in the band, you got me! I said re-visit the topic, which obviously I am, but never said this site sucks. I actually find it quite entertaining, the site that is. I also said "may", which means it's possible for me to post on it (the topic) from time to time, but my interest in your comments have dissipated considering all the bullshit you speak. Oh, I also found out that the Grammy Awards thing is all true, make sure you tune in your TV's, hahaha. And Wraithious, from what I hear you are definitely on the video, with a mask with glowing eyes cheering them on the whole way. And whipping at the manager chick? Come on now. A comment like that sure does make you look like a cool guy! If only it were true, I can just imagine the possibilities.

Great pics!!


what the fuck bullshit do I speak now? how have you 'uncovered my truths' as you say? everything I said is true, what have you 'exposed' about me??? nothing. still everything I said stands, except the whip, but no one posts here that saw it I guess or they would of backed up that story by now, but you go and find that video so I can rest easy, because you will see me doing it if it really was video taped. all your posts so far can be grouped by one 'Abortion clinic' song, entitled 'What the hell are you talking about'
jesus h dump, you said you were going to start the discrediting of our board posters with me, which you failed to do because I never lied about anything I said, are you gonna try and disprove the others? you won't get very far because we're not bullshitters here, we like to have our fun, but not wiothout a factual basis to fall back on. but keep posting tho, it's good for the board's recognition just like your shitty plugs are good for your band's recognition, and as far as what grammy said about going to the grammy's, I'll believe it when I see it there, bub. or should I say, you Hot Bassist you!!!




toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 5,2004 7:00pm
Hahahahahaha...... Wraithious.... your post.... simply priceless. I do not need to say more. Make sure you keep your TV tuned to the grammy's.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 5,2004 7:03pm edited Dec 5,2004 7:07pm


Aha...ahaha............cocklover........priceless.......thus spake false truths......ahahahahaha........tune your....................................................................................................................... televisions into the grammys........or I will resort to the non-violence I despouse.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................need not............say more...................



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 5,2004 7:08pm
Wraithious, are you concerned you will no longer be respected by the beraters?



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 5,2004 7:14pm
THEN, when we had got down to the sea shore we drew our ship into the water and got her mast and sails into her; we also put the sheep on board and took our places, weeping and in great distress of mind. Circe, that great and cunning goddess, sent us a fair wind that blew dead aft and stayed steadily with us keeping our sails all the time well filled; so we did whatever wanted doing to the ship's gear and let her go as the wind and helmsman headed her. All day long her sails were full as she held her course over the sea, but when the sun went down and darkness was over all the earth, we got into the deep waters of the river Oceanus, where lie the land and city of the Cimmerians who live enshrouded in mist and darkness which the rays of the sun never pierce neither at his rising nor as he goes down again out of the heavens, but the poor wretches live in one long melancholy night. When we got there we beached the ship, took the sheep out of her, and went along by the waters of Oceanus till we came to the place of which Circe had told us. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Here Perimedes and Eurylochus held the victims, while I drew my sword and dug the trench a cubit each way. I made a drink-offering to all the dead, first with honey and milk, then with wine, and thirdly with water, and I sprinkled white barley meal over the whole, praying earnestly to the poor feckless ghosts, and promising them that when I got back to Ithaca I would sacrifice a barren heifer for them, the best I had, and would load the pyre with good things. I also particularly promised that Teiresias should have a black sheep to himself, the best in all my flocks. When I had prayed sufficiently to the dead, I cut the throats of the two sheep and let the blood run into the trench, whereon the ghosts came trooping up from Erebus- brides, young bachelors, old men worn out with toil, maids who had been crossed in love, and brave men who had been killed in battle, with their armour still smirched with blood; they came from every quarter and flitted round the trench with a strange kind of screaming sound that made me turn pale with fear. When I saw them coming I told the men to be quick and flay the carcasses of the two dead sheep and make burnt offerings of them, and at the same time to repeat prayers to Hades and to Proserpine; but I sat where I was with my sword drawn and would not let the poor feckless ghosts come near the blood till Teiresias should have answered my questions. "The first ghost 'that came was that of my comrade Elpenor, for he had not yet been laid beneath the earth. We had left his body unwaked and unburied in Circe's house, for we had had too much else to do. I was very sorry for him, and cried when I saw him: 'Elpenor,' said I, 'how did you come down here into this gloom and darkness? You have here on foot quicker than I have with my ship.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'Sir,' he answered with a groan, 'it was all bad luck, and my own unspeakable drunkenness. I was lying asleep on the top of Circe's house, and never thought of coming down again by the great staircase but fell right off the roof and broke my neck, so my soul down to the house of Hades. And now I beseech you by all those whom you have left behind you, though they are not here, by your wife, by the father who brought you up when you were a child, and by Telemachus who is the one hope of your house, do what I shall now ask you. I know that when you leave this limbo you will again hold your ship for the Aeaean island. Do not go thence leaving me unwaked and unburied behind you, or I may bring heaven's anger upon you; but burn me with whatever armour I have, build a barrow for me on the sea shore, that may tell people in days to come what a poor unlucky fellow I was, and plant over my grave the oar I used to row with when I was yet alive and with my messmates.' And I said, 'My poor fellow, I will do all that you have asked of me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Thus, then, did we sit and hold sad talk with one another, I on the one side of the trench with my sword held over the blood, and the ghost of my comrade saying all this to me from the other side. Then came the ghost of my dead mother Anticlea, daughter to Autolycus. I had left her alive when I set out for Troy and was moved to tears when I saw her, but even so, for all my sorrow I would not let her come near the blood till I had asked my questions of Teiresias. "Then came also the ghost of Theban Teiresias, with his golden sceptre in his hand. He knew me and said, 'Ulysses, noble son of Laertes, why, poor man, have you left the light of day and come down to visit the dead in this sad place? Stand back from the trench and withdraw your sword that I may drink of the blood and answer your questions truly.' "So I drew back, and sheathed my sword, whereon when he had drank of the blood he began with his prophecy.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "You want to know,' said he, 'about your return home, but heaven will make this hard for you. I do not think that you will escape the eye of Neptune, who still nurses his bitter grudge against you for having blinded his son. Still, after much suffering you may get home if you can restrain yourself and your companions when your ship reaches the Thrinacian island, where you will find the sheep and cattle belonging to the sun, who sees and gives ear to everything. If you leave these flocks unharmed and think of nothing but of getting home, you may yet after much hardship reach Ithaca; but if you harm them, then I forewarn you of the destruction both of your ship and of your men. Even though you may yourself escape, you will return in bad plight after losing all your men, [in another man's ship, and you will find trouble in your house, which will be overrun by high-handed people, who are devouring your substance under the pretext of paying court and making presents to your wife.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'When you get home you will take your revenge on these suitors; and after you have killed them by force or fraud in your own house, you must take a well-made oar and carry it on and on, till you come to a country where the people have never heard of the sea and do not even mix salt with their food, nor do they know anything about ships, and oars that are as the wings of a ship. I will give you this certain token which cannot escape your notice. A wayfarer will meet you and will say it must be a winnowing shovel that you have got upon your shoulder; on this you must fix the oar in the ground and sacrifice a ram, a bull, and a boar to Neptune. Then go home and offer hecatombs to an the gods in heaven one after the other. As for yourself, death shall come to you from the sea, and your life shall ebb away very gently when you are full of years and peace of mind, and your people shall bless you. All that I have said will come true].'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'This,' I answered, 'must be as it may please heaven, but tell me and tell me and tell me true, I see my poor mother's ghost close by us; she is sitting by the blood without saying a word, and though I am her own son she does not remember me and speak to me; tell me, Sir, how I can make her know me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'That,' said he, 'I can soon do Any ghost that you let taste of the blood will talk with you like a reasonable being, but if you do not let them have any blood they will go away again.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "On this the ghost of Teiresias went back to the house of Hades, for his prophecyings had now been spoken, but I sat still where I was until my mother came up and tasted the blood. Then she knew me at once and spoke fondly to me, saying, 'My son, how did you come down to this abode of darkness while you are still alive? It is a hard thing for the living to see these places, for between us and them there are great and terrible waters, and there is Oceanus, which no man can cross on foot, but he must have a good ship to take him. Are you all this time trying to find your way home from Troy, and have you never yet got back to Ithaca nor seen your wife in your own house?' "'Mother,' said I, 'I was forced to come here to consult the ghost of the Theban prophet Teiresias. I have never yet been near the Achaean land nor set foot on my native country, and I have had nothing but one long series of misfortunes from the very first day that I set out with Agamemnon for Ilius, the land of noble steeds, to fight the Trojans. But tell me, and tell me true, in what way did you die? Did you have a long illness, or did heaven vouchsafe you a gentle easy passage to eternity? Tell me also about my father, and the son whom I left behind me; is my property still in their hands, or has some one else got hold of it, who thinks that I shall not return to claim it? Tell me again what my wife intends doing, and in what mind she is; does she live with my son and guard my estate securely, or has she made the best match she could and married again?'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "My mother answered, 'Your wife still remains in your house, but she is in great distress of mind and spends her whole time in tears both night and day. No one as yet has got possession of your fine property, and Telemachus still holds your lands undisturbed. He has to entertain largely, as of course he must, considering his position as a magistrate, and how every one invites him; your father remains at his old place in the country and never goes near the town. He has no comfortable bed nor bedding; in the winter he sleeps on the floor in front of the fire with the men and goes about all in rags, but in summer, when the warm weather comes on again, he lies out in the vineyard on a bed of vine leaves thrown anyhow upon the ground. He grieves continually about your never having come home, and suffers more and more as he grows older. As for my own end it was in this wise: heaven did not take me swiftly and painlessly in my own house, nor was I attacked by any illness such as those that generally wear people out and kill them, but my longing to know what you were doing and the force of my affection for you- this it was that was the death of me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then I tried to find some way of embracing my mother's ghost. Thrice I sprang towards her and tried to clasp her in my arms, but each time she flitted from my embrace as it were a dream or phantom, and being touched to the quick I said to her, 'Mother, why do you not stay still when I would embrace you? If we could throw our arms around one another we might find sad comfort in the sharing of our sorrows even in the house of Hades; does Proserpine want to lay a still further load of grief upon me by mocking me with a phantom only?'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'My son,' she answered, 'most ill-fated of all mankind, it is not Proserpine that is beguiling you, but all people are like this when they are dead. The sinews no longer hold the flesh and bones together; these perish in the fierceness of consuming fire as soon as life has left the body, and the soul flits away as though it were a dream. Now, however, go back to the light of day as soon as you can, and note all these things that you may tell them to your wife hereafter.' "Thus did we converse, and anon Proserpine sent up the ghosts of the wives and daughters of all the most famous men. They gathered in crowds about the blood, and I considered how I might question them severally. In the end I deemed that it would be best to draw the keen blade that hung by my sturdy thigh, and keep them from all drinking the blood at once. So they came up one after the other, and each one as I questioned her told me her race and lineage.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "The first I saw was Tyro. She was daughter of Salmoneus and wife of Cretheus the son of Aeolus. She fell in love with the river Enipeus who is much the most beautiful river in the whole world. Once when she was taking a walk by his side as usual, Neptune, disguised as her lover, lay with her at the mouth of the river, and a huge blue wave arched itself like a mountain over them to hide both woman and god, whereon he loosed her virgin girdle and laid her in a deep slumber. When the god had accomplished the deed of love, he took her hand in his own and said, 'Tyro, rejoice in all good will; the embraces of the gods are not fruitless, and you will have fine twins about this time twelve months. Take great care of them. I am Neptune, so now go home, but hold your tongue and do not tell any one.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then he dived under the sea, and she in due course bore Pelias and Neleus, who both of them served Jove with all their might. Pelias was a great breeder of sheep and lived in Iolcus, but the other lived in Pylos. The rest of her children were by Cretheus, namely, Aeson, Pheres, and Amythaon, who was a mighty warrior and charioteer. "Next to her I saw Antiope, daughter to Asopus, who could boast of having slept in the arms of even Jove himself, and who bore him two sons Amphion and Zethus. These founded Thebes with its seven gates, and built a wall all round it; for strong though they were they could not hold Thebes till they had walled it. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then I saw Alcmena, the wife of Amphitryon, who also bore to Jove indomitable Hercules; and Megara who was daughter to great King Creon, and married the redoubtable son of Amphitryon. "I also saw fair Epicaste mother of king OEdipodes whose awful lot it was to marry her own son without suspecting it. He married her after having killed his father, but the gods proclaimed the whole story to the world; whereon he remained king of Thebes, in great grief for the spite the gods had borne him; but Epicaste went to the house of the mighty jailor Hades, having hanged herself for grief, and the avenging spirits haunted him as for an outraged mother- to his ruing bitterly thereafter. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then I saw Chloris, whom Neleus married for her beauty, having given priceless presents for her. She was youngest daughter to Amphion son of Iasus and king of Minyan Orchomenus, and was Queen in Pylos. She bore Nestor, Chromius, and Periclymenus, and she also bore that marvellously lovely woman Pero, who was wooed by all the country round; but Neleus would only give her to him who should raid the cattle of Iphicles from the grazing grounds of Phylace, and this was a hard task. The only man who would undertake to raid them was a certain excellent seer, but the will of heaven was against him, for the rangers of the cattle caught him and put him in prison; nevertheless when a full year had passed and the same season came round again, Iphicles set him at liberty, after he had expounded all the oracles of heaven. Thus, then, was the will of Jove accomplished. "And I saw Leda the wife of Tyndarus, who bore him two famous sons, Castor breaker of horses, and Pollux the mighty boxer. Both these heroes are lying under the earth, though they are still alive, for by a special dispensation of Jove, they die and come to life again, each one of them every other day throughout all time, and they have the rank of gods. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "After her I saw Iphimedeia wife of Aloeus who boasted the embrace of Neptune. She bore two sons Otus and Ephialtes, but both were short lived. They were the finest children that were ever born in this world, and the best looking, Orion only excepted; for at nine years old they were nine fathoms high, and measured nine cubits round the chest. They threatened to make war with the gods in Olympus, and tried to set Mount Ossa on the top of Mount Olympus, and Mount Pelion on the top of Ossa, that they might scale heaven itself, and they would have done it too if they had been grown up, but Apollo, son of Leto, killed both of them, before they had got so much as a sign of hair upon their cheeks or chin. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Then I saw Phaedra, and Procris, and fair Ariadne daughter of the magician Minos, whom Theseus was carrying off from Crete to Athens, but he did not enjoy her, for before he could do so Diana killed her in the island of Dia on account of what Bacchus had said against her. "I also saw Maera and Clymene and hateful Eriphyle, who sold her own husband for gold. But it would take me all night if I were to name every single one of the wives and daughters of heroes whom I saw, and it is time for me to go to bed, either on board ship with my crew, or here. As for my escort, heaven and yourselves will see to it." Here he ended, and the guests sat all of them enthralled and speechless throughout the covered cloister. Then Arete said to them: "What do you think of this man, O Phaecians? Is he not tall and good looking, and is he not Clever? True, he is my own guest, but all of you share in the distinction. Do not he a hurry to send him away, nor niggardly in the presents you make to one who is in such great need, for heaven has blessed all of you with great abundance." Then spoke the aged hero Echeneus who was one of the oldest men among them, "My friends," said he, "what our august queen has just said to us is both reasonable and to the purpose, therefore be persuaded by it; but the decision whether in word or deed rests ultimately with King Alcinous." BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "The thing shall be done," exclaimed Alcinous, "as surely as I still live and reign over the Phaeacians. Our guest is indeed very anxious to get home, still we must persuade him to remain with us until to-morrow, by which time I shall be able to get together the whole sum that I mean to give him. As regards- his escort it will be a matter for you all, and mine above all others as the chief person among you." And Ulysses answered, "King Alcinous, if you were to bid me to stay here for a whole twelve months, and then speed me on my way, loaded with your noble gifts, I should obey you gladly and it would redound greatly to my advantage, for I should return fuller-handed to my own people, and should thus be more respected and beloved by all who see me when I get back to Ithaca." BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "Ulysses," replied Alcinous, "not one of us who sees you has any idea that you are a charlatan or a swindler. I know there are many people going about who tell such plausible stories that it is very hard to see through them, but there is a style about your language which assures me of your good disposition. Moreover you have told the story of your own misfortunes, and those of the Argives, as though you were a practised bard; but tell me, and tell me true, whether you saw any of the mighty heroes who went to Troy at the same time with yourself, and perished there. The evenings are still at their longest, and it is not yet bed time- go on, therefore, with your divine story, for I could stay here listening till to-morrow morning, so long as you will continue to tell us of your adventures." "Alcinous," answered Ulysses, "there is a time for making speeches, and a time for going to bed; nevertheless, since you so desire, I will not refrain from telling you the still sadder tale of those of my comrades who did not fall fighting with the Trojans, but perished on their return, through the treachery of a wicked woman. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "When Proserpine had dismissed the female ghosts in all directions, the ghost of Agamemnon son of Atreus came sadly up tome, surrounded by those who had perished with him in the house of Aegisthus. As soon as he had tasted the blood he knew me, and weeping bitterly stretched out his arms towards me to embrace me; but he had no strength nor substance any more, and I too wept and pitied him as I beheld him. 'How did you come by your death,' said I, 'King Agamemnon? Did Neptune raise his winds and waves against you when you were at sea, or did your enemies make an end of you on the mainland when you were cattle-lifting or sheep-stealing, or while they were fighting in defence of their wives and city?' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'Ulysses,' he answered, 'noble son of Laertes, was not lost at sea in any storm of Neptune's raising, nor did my foes despatch me upon the mainland, but Aegisthus and my wicked wife were the death of me between them. He asked me to his house, feasted me, and then butchered me most miserably as though I were a fat beast in a slaughter house, while all around me my comrades were slain like sheep or pigs for the wedding breakfast, or picnic, or gorgeous banquet of some great nobleman. You must have seen numbers of men killed either in a general engagement, or in single combat, but you never saw anything so truly pitiable as the way in which we fell in that cloister, with the mixing-bowl and the loaded tables lying all about, and the ground reeking with our-blood. I heard Priam's daughter Cassandra scream as Clytemnestra killed her close beside me. I lay dying upon the earth with the sword in my body, and raised my hands to kill the slut of a murderess, but she slipped away from me; she would not even close my lips nor my eyes when I was dying, for there is nothing in this world so cruel and so shameless as a woman when she has fallen into such guilt as hers was. Fancy murdering her own husband! I thought I was going to be welcomed home by my children and my servants, but her abominable crime has brought disgrace on herself and all women who shall come after- even on the good ones.' "And I said, 'In truth Jove has hated the house of Atreus from first to last in the matter of their women's counsels. See how many of us fell for Helen's sake, and now it seems that Clytemnestra hatched mischief against too during your absence.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'Be sure, therefore,' continued Agamemnon, 'and not be too friendly even with your own wife. Do not tell her all that you know perfectly well yourself. Tell her a part only, and keep your own counsel about the rest. Not that your wife, Ulysses, is likely to murder you, for Penelope is a very admirable woman, and has an excellent nature. We left her a young bride with an infant at her breast when we set out for Troy. This child no doubt is now grown up happily to man's estate, and he and his father will have a joyful meeting and embrace one another as it is right they should do, whereas my wicked wife did not even allow me the happiness of looking upon my son, but killed me ere I could do so. Furthermore I say- and lay my saying to your heart- do not tell people when you are bringing your ship to Ithaca, but steal a march upon them, for after all this there is no trusting women. But now tell me, and tell me true, can you give me any news of my son Orestes? Is he in Orchomenus, or at Pylos, or is he at Sparta with Menelaus- for I presume that he is still living.' "And I said, 'Agamemnon, why do you ask me? I do not know whether your son is alive or dead, and it is not right to talk when one does not know.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "As we two sat weeping and talking thus sadly with one another the ghost of Achilles came up to us with Patroclus, Antilochus, and Ajax who was the finest and goodliest man of all the Danaans after the son of Peleus. The fleet descendant of Aeacus knew me and spoke piteously, saying, 'Ulysses, noble son of Laertes, what deed of daring will you undertake next, that you venture down to the house of Hades among us silly dead, who are but the ghosts of them that can labour no more?' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "And I said, 'Achilles, son of Peleus, foremost champion of the Achaeans, I came to consult Teiresias, and see if he could advise me about my return home to Ithaca, for I have never yet been able to get near the Achaean land, nor to set foot in my own country, but have been in trouble all the time. As for you, Achilles, no one was ever yet so fortunate as you have been, nor ever will be, for you were adored by all us Argives as long as you were alive, and now that you are here you are a great prince among the dead. Do not, therefore, take it so much to heart even if you are dead.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'Say not a word,' he answered, 'in death's favour; I would rather be a paid servant in a poor man's house and be above ground than king of kings among the dead. But give me news about son; is he gone to the wars and will he be a great soldier, or is this not so? Tell me also if you have heard anything about my father Peleus- does he still rule among the Myrmidons, or do they show him no respect throughout Hellas and Phthia now that he is old and his limbs fail him? Could I but stand by his side, in the light of day, with the same strength that I had when I killed the bravest of our foes upon the plain of Troy- could I but be as I then was and go even for a short time to my father's house, any one who tried to do him violence or supersede him would soon me it.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "'I have heard nothing,' I answered, 'of Peleus, but I can tell you all about your son Neoptolemus, for I took him in my own ship from Scyros with the Achaeans. In our councils of war before Troy he was always first to speak, and his judgement was unerring. Nestor and I were the only two who could surpass him; and when it came to fighting on the plain of Troy, he would never remain with the body of his men, but would dash on far in front, foremost of them all in valour. Many a man did he kill in battle- I cannot name every single one of those whom he slew while fighting on the side of the Argives, but will only say how he killed that valiant hero Eurypylus son of Telephus, who was the handsomest man I ever saw except Memnon; many others also of the Ceteians fell around him by reason of a woman's bribes. Moreover, when all the bravest of the Argives went inside the horse that Epeus had made, and it was left to me to settle when we should either open the door of our ambuscade, or close it, though all the other leaders and chief men among the Danaans were drying their eyes and quaking in every limb, I never once saw him turn pale nor wipe a tear from his cheek; he was all the time urging me to break out from the horse- grasping the handle of his sword and his bronze-shod spear, and breathing fury against the foe. Yet when we had sacked the city of Priam he got his handsome share of the prize money and went on board (such is the fortune of war) without a wound upon him, neither from a thrown spear nor in close combat, for the rage of Mars is a matter of great chance.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "When I had told him this, the ghost of Achilles strode off across a meadow full of asphodel, exulting over what I had said concerning the prowess of his son.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "The ghosts of other dead men stood near me and told me each his own melancholy tale; but that of Ajax son of Telamon alone held aloof- still angry with me for having won the cause in our dispute about the armour of Achilles. Thetis had offered it as a prize, but the Trojan prisoners and Minerva were the judges. Would that I had never gained the day in such a contest, for it cost the life of Ajax, who was foremost of all the Danaans after the son of Peleus, alike in stature and prowess. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "When I saw him I tried to pacify him and said, 'Ajax, will you not forget and forgive even in death, but must the judgement about that hateful armour still rankle with you? It cost us Argives dear enough to lose such a tower of strength as you were to us. We mourned you as much as we mourned Achilles son of Peleus himself, nor can the blame be laid on anything but on the spite which Jove bore against the Danaans, for it was this that made him counsel your destruction- come hither, therefore, bring your proud spirit into subjection, and hear what I can tell you.' BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "He would not answer, but turned away to Erebus and to the other ghosts; nevertheless, I should have made him talk to me in spite of his being so angry, or I should have gone talking to him, only that there were still others among the dead whom I desired to see. "Then I saw Minos son of Jove with his golden sceptre in his hand sitting in judgement on the dead, and the ghosts were gathered sitting and standing round him in the spacious house of Hades, to learn his sentences upon them. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "After him I saw huge Orion in a meadow full of asphodel driving the ghosts of the wild beasts that he had killed upon the mountains, and he had a great bronze club in his hand, unbreakable for ever and ever. "And I saw Tityus son of Gaia stretched upon the plain and covering some nine acres of ground. Two vultures on either side of him were digging their beaks into his liver, and he kept on trying to beat them off with his hands, but could not; for he had violated Jove's mistress Leto as she was going through Panopeus on her way to Pytho. "I saw also the dreadful fate of Tantalus, who stood in a lake that reached his chin; he was dying to quench his thirst, but could never reach the water, for whenever the poor creature stooped to drink, it dried up and vanished, so that there was nothing but dry ground- parched by the spite of heaven. There were tall trees, moreover, that shed their fruit over his head- pears, pomegranates, apples, sweet figs and juicy olives, but whenever the poor creature stretched out his hand to take some, the wind tossed the branches back again to the clouds. BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "And I saw Sisyphus at his endless task raising his prodigious stone with both his hands. With hands and feet he' tried to roll it up to the top of the hill, but always, just before he could roll it over on to the other side, its weight would be too much for him, and the pitiless stone would come thundering down again on to the plain. Then he would begin trying to push it up hill again, and the sweat ran off him and the steam rose after him. BERATERS, LIKE UNRELENTLESS IS NOT A WORD "After him I saw mighty Hercules, but it was his phantom only, for he is feasting ever with the immortal gods, and has lovely Hebe to wife, who is daughter of Jove and Juno. The ghosts were screaming round him like scared birds flying all whithers. He looked black as night with his bare bow in his hands and his arrow on the string, glaring around as though ever on the point of taking aim. About his breast there was a wondrous golden belt adorned in the most marvellous fashion with bears, wild boars, and lions with gleaming eyes; there was also war, battle, and death. The man who made that belt, do what he might, would never be able to make another like it. Hercules knew me at once when he saw me, and spoke piteously, saying, my poor Ulysses, noble son of Laertes, are you too leading the same sorry kind of life that I did when I was above ground? I was son of Jove, but I went through an infinity of suffering, for I became bondsman to one who was far beneath me- a low fellow who set me all manner of labours. He once sent me here to fetch the hell-hound- for he did not think he could find anything harder for me than this, but I got the hound out of Hades and brought him to him, for Mercury and Minerva helped me.'BERATERS IS NOT A WORD "On this Hercules went down again into the house of Hades, but I stayed where I was in case some other of the mighty dead should come to me. And I should have seen still other of them that are gone before, whom I would fain have seen- Theseus and Pirithous glorious children of the gods, but so many thousands of ghosts came round me and uttered such appalling cries, that I was panic stricken lest Proserpine should send up from the house of Hades the head of that awful monster Gorgon. On this I hastened back to my ship and ordered my men to go on board at once and loose the hawsers; so they embarked and took their places, whereon the ship went down the stream of the river Oceanus. We had to row at first, but presently a fair wind sprang up.BERATERS IS NOT A WORD



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 5,2004 7:18pm
Did you pull this from your elementary readings of Greek Mythology? Quite foolish. Like you.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 5,2004 7:19pm
Remember everyone, Blood, Fire, Death!



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney at Dec 5,2004 7:23pm
I love sentence fragments, they really make you seem like an intelligent aristocrat. Did you lift your personality from "Detached Villians of Film"? What a pity. Wow, that made me feel like I had a brandy snifter in one hand and a luger trained between Bond's eyes in the other.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 5,2004 7:49pm
I love obscure references. They make you seem like an intelligent retard.



toggletoggle post by cocklover at Dec 5,2004 7:55pm
I do not know who James Bond is.



toggletoggle post by dugoxistance at Dec 5,2004 9:09pm
this thread is like a train wreck. you can't stop looking at it. but for the love of balls, shut the fuck up already! You are NOT mysterious or clever or intelligent sounding or witty by any stretch of the imagination. I know I'm just feeding the fire here with this but I'm hoping you aren't as much of a low IQ attention whore you project yourself to be.



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 5,2004 10:34pm
bob no maam rooney, however, is god damn hilarious
























beraters is not a word



toggletoggle post by Bradness at Jan 1,2005 10:59am
Paulie said:
The wretched assylum website news starts like this...


"Thanks to all those who came out to support us at Goodtimes on Saturday
night!! Your support is unrelentless! "

"Unrelentless"? That isn't even a word. If it was, it would be a double-negative which would suggest that no one supported them at the show.

I guess that says something.





toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jul 22,2005 10:59am
ceremonial bump



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Jul 22,2005 11:10am
oh no



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jul 22,2005 11:34am
this is my favorite thread of all time



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Jul 22,2005 11:38am
was this really that long ago?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jul 22,2005 11:41am
classic



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Aug 1,2005 8:42pm
This is my favorite thread ever.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Apr 1,2006 2:23pm
Are Wretched Asylum going to be on the grammys this year?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 1,2006 5:40pm
i love this thread.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Apr 2,2006 12:16am
This thread is totally awesome, I agree. As well as Joe's classic conversation with an unsuspecting lady immortalized in the thread entitled "My heart is broken".



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Apr 2,2006 12:18am
wow



toggletoggle post by CraigForACurse  at Apr 2,2006 3:18am
Joe/NotCommon said:
asylum666singer: you are the most narrow minded fuck I have ever met
NotCommonRecords: No kidding
NotCommonRecords: I also hate women


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 2,2006 3:20am
retzam said:
This thread is totally awesome, I agree. As well as Joe's classic conversation with an unsuspecting lady immortalized in the thread entitled "My heart is broken".


my heart is broken is the single greatest thread of all time.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 2,2006 3:23am
asylum666singer: yeah its startin 2 pis me off. im gonna hafta 2 do sumthin bout it

WOW...thats a grammatical abortion right there.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 2,2006 3:29am
TWOASTED!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 2,2006 3:33am
bumped the broken heart thread, fuckin' great.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 2,2006 9:25am
I should have posted my conversation with the singer from the red chord. I don't know why I never did, it was probably the best.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 2,2006 11:50am
Did his end of it consist of reereereeeree reee eeeeeeeeee?



toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Apr 2,2006 1:52pm
What is with all the old ass threads being bumped?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 2,2006 2:36pm
probably because no one is posting any good ones lately, so we must resort to bumping old threads for entertainment?



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Apr 2,2006 3:11pm
bradness said:
fucking amatuers, FUCKING AMATUERS MAN
you want a toe, i can get you a toe....




ha ha ha!!!!! best movie ever!!!!


i'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, a line that you DO NOT CROSS!!!!!!




toggletoggle post by retzam at Apr 3,2006 3:39pm
This is probably my favorite part:

asylum666singer: LOL
asylum666singer: you and your bands suck at life.... really... they do.....
NotCommonRecords: Stop typing with faggy internet abbreviations, pussy
NotCommonRecords: Yeah we do.
asylum666singer: LOL....
asylum666singer: LOL
asylum666singer: lol



toggletoggle post by HungtaBleeed at Apr 3,2006 7:57pm
Joe/NotCommon said:


tell me that guy doesnt have little braids in his hair


Did you ask him which one of them started wearing inverted strap on dildos up their ass on stage first? That bitch goes to my school. She is one ugly cunt.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Apr 3,2006 10:16pm
HAHAHA I totally didn't know that was a broad.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 3,2006 10:19pm
Im glad this thread is back. I hope those guys get assraped by Michael Jackson.



toggletoggle post by jared_the_zompire  at Apr 4,2006 12:36pm
Christraper said:
Im glad this thread is back. I hope those guys get assraped by Michael Jackson.


Yeah that's it. Give them what they want.



toggletoggle post by sinistas   at Apr 4,2006 1:02pm
Just when I thought they were gone...



toggletoggle post by babyshaker not logged in at Apr 12,2006 6:51pm
i just spent like a half hour reading this and i been laughing my ass off the whole time



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Apr 12,2006 8:53pm
This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay



toggletoggle post by falcor at Apr 12,2006 11:13pm
they almost look as gay as bloodstruck



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Apr 12,2006 11:16pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay


hahahaha. The funny part about that is that you are comepletely right!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 12,2006 11:38pm
indeed



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 13,2006 6:09am
The funniest part is, despite being married, Pam Garnett is madly in love with me.



toggletoggle post by babyshaker not logged in at Apr 13,2006 5:15pm
falcor said:
they almost look as gay as bloodstruck


haha where not even a band anymore....how ever you continue to be an anonymous pussy



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Apr 13,2006 7:36pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
The funniest part is, despite being married, Pam Garnett is madly in love with me.



I am evidently madly in love with everyone.



toggletoggle post by pam nli at Apr 13,2006 7:37pm
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay






toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Aug 11,2011 9:50pm
Hey, did Wretched Asylum ever get on the Grammys?



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at Aug 11,2011 10:06pm
I don't know but this one discussion is so classic



toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney at Aug 11,2011 10:08pm edited Aug 11,2011 10:08pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Aug 12,2011 12:26am
SUP TO ALL THE PATIENTS OUT THERE!!!



toggletoggle post by BlownUpJamPad  at Aug 12,2011 4:01am
Classic RTTP I enjoyed reading this again



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toggletoggle post by Alx_Casket  at Aug 12,2011 7:28am



toggletoggle post by Phil from Wretched Asylum at Jan 31,2012 1:29am
so what's goin on guys?



toggletoggle post by DukeManjunk at Jan 31,2012 1:47am



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 31,2012 9:30am edited Jan 31,2012 9:32am
pam%20nli said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay





I've said it before, and I've said it again: RTTP needs consistent troll incursions to keep up its immune system.




toggletoggle post by bobnomaamrooney nli at Jan 31,2012 9:34am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
pam%20nli said[orig][quote]
BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:
This thread has the impact on RTTP that I suspect an alien invasion would have on humanity. No matter your political views we can all stand united in mocking this 64 gallon contractor bag of gay





I've said it before, and I've said it again: RTTP needs consistent troll incursions to keep up its immune system.



Unban Aril



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