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returntothepit >> discuss >> nerds will be able to lose virginty online by d.crayon nli on Oct 18,2004 1:26pm
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toggletoggle post by d.crayon nli at Oct 18,2004 1:26pm
A new computer gadget enables someone to apply direct physical stimulation sexually to another person over the Internet, thus advancing "cybersex" far beyond its previous limitation of mere words and pictures. According to a September report on Wired.com, the vibrating "Sinulator," with wireless receiver, can be activated remotely at different speeds and force by a spouse or anyone else who uses the device's password at Sinulator's Web site, and that manipulation can be done not only by keyboard and mouse, but by a male placing the Sinulator's transmitting sleeve ("Interactive Fleshlight") over his penis and thrusting at his (or the recipient's) preferred speed and force. "Thus," summarized the Wired writer, "a man can be thrusting in Cleveland while a woman is penetrated in Seattle." [Wired.com]



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 18,2004 1:27pm
This is the greatest day of my life.



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Oct 18,2004 1:28pm
wow. that's umm....well, pretty sad. oh lordy! what will they think of next?!



toggletoggle post by d.crayon nli at Oct 18,2004 1:29pm
i think this is a good invention for long distance relationships



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 18,2004 1:31pm
I think it's a good invention for my penis.



toggletoggle post by Josh_hates_you  at Oct 18,2004 1:33pm
i just had way too many thoughts and visions flash through my head.

can they make a version where i can donkey punch bitches across the globe?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 18,2004 1:33pm
i want to feed animals bits of barbed wire



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Oct 18,2004 1:34pm
I plan on using this invention to rape Jamey Jasta in the mouth.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 18,2004 1:39pm
GReat!! I will be hacking into a broads dildos and setting them to the 'Devastate' speed option.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 18,2004 1:40pm
and hacking the guys to 'the angry snaggletooth drag' option.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Oct 18,2004 1:42pm
You remember that silver ball with the drill in Phantasm that would chase people and kill them. Id kinda like a remot control dildo that can do that!



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Oct 18,2004 2:05pm
I have a hand. TWO hands! and baby oil!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Oct 18,2004 2:07pm
I slapped a girl in the face really hard this one time, and her cro-magnum boyfriend didn't even do anything about it. He was standing right next to her when I did it. Best day of my life.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Oct 18,2004 2:08pm
I wonder if it will look like this:





toggletoggle post by Hooker  at Oct 18,2004 2:08pm
"cro-magnum"


You're a regular jeenyus there, Mankind.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Oct 18,2004 2:09pm
this is what would occur.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Oct 18,2004 2:11pm
Id need an external drive, my tower isnt that accessable



toggletoggle post by retzam at Oct 18,2004 2:25pm
HAHAHAHA this is incredible!



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Oct 18,2004 5:33pm
This came up on the mcs site about a year ago, as far as I know, it's fake.
although I do have dreams about having sex with my PCU...



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Oct 18,2004 6:09pm
Josh_hates_you said:
i just had way too many thoughts and visions flash through my head.

can they make a version where i can donkey punch bitches across the globe?


officially the funniest thing i have ever read.



toggletoggle post by orgyM.F.....ilostmypassword at Oct 18,2004 10:16pm
ohhh man....this is ridiculous



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Oct 18,2004 11:04pm
next they'll have cyberAIDS... i wonder if crabs would be considered a computer virus?



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Oct 18,2004 11:29pm
the best day of my life will be when i get this yay!



toggletoggle post by Dissector   at Oct 19,2004 2:30pm
Wow...I'm sure I'd use it though. But just wow...



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