So...Rodney Dangerfeild died today..Im pretty upset...
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/n...0041006/en_nm/people_dangerfield_dc

im killing myself now... this just tops off my bad day

well that bites ass =(

That's horrible. Rodney Dangerfield was probably the first comedian to actually make me laugh when I was a little kid. I probably watched Back To School at least once a day from the ages of 3-6, it wasn't my favorite movie but it was the one that I kept coming back to, mainly because the triple lindy was the coolest thing EVER.

"Jason, you can do anything ya want. Yer a melon!"

this is a very very sad day

"And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!"
"Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes."

and Spaldino, why the bad day? it seems like someone's always having a bad day on here...

i was at work for an extra 2 and a half hours because th guy coming in after me didnt show up and didnt call... then my girlfriend got called into work on her day off and is still working... so... yeah... kind of bad day.

This sucks...

dux...rodney ruled...rip

rodney was one of my favorites. i am going to miss that bastard.

Rodney Dangerfield will always be the best comedian ever. I am glad I have work off today, I don't know if I could handle tons of stupid customers after hearing this.

now that both jonathan brandis and rodney dangerfield are dead, i guess theres no way im getting my long awaited sequal. gay.

Some one liners from Rodney

· I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy....I'd have nothing to play with.

· A girl phoned me the other day and said .... "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

· During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

· One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

· Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

· I was such an ugly kid........When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

· I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

· I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

· I'm so ugly...My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

· When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father........ I'm very sorry....... We did everything we could......But he pulled through.

· I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness....... AFTER I was born.

· I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

· Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman, and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him .... "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said. "I don't know, kid ... there are so many places they can hide."

· My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

· I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

· I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

· I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

i watched caddyshack again last night while i was trying to fall asleep. looks like rodney movie marathon this week.

jake said:

i never knew jonathan brandis died...... when and how did that happen i wonder.

that really sucks ass about rodney though.....the weirdest part is you guys posted some of this yesterday, and i have'nt seen one thing on the news about this yet....

kinda retarded how when kurt nobrain died, everyone knew within 20 seconds after they found the body, but some people did'nt know about this until today....some people probably still don't know....pretty gay.

he was a funny bastard, it's really just too bad.

R.I.P.

Thats because he doesn't get the respect he deserves. He is a champion.

Joe/NotCommon said:

well said