i keep running into stubborn self-asorbed rock star wannabe jerks!

grrr

wheres lorrena bobbit when you need her?

j/k

We're assholes because its funny to us.

yea

assholes should be beaten with wet noodles!

awwww i'm sorry to hear this...that sucks =(
~~~

and i mean..i'm sorry to hear you went through crap...

guys can be really stupid and insensitive

i'm switching teams!!!

dirteecrayon said:
If shes hot enough ill eat it without noodles!

why are women ho's?

Oh! BEATEN!! I thought you said eaten! HAHAHAHA!

have you had your daily serving of ass today?

powerkok said:

women wouldn't be ho's if guys weren't such dicks!

I'll get my fill of ass after the show tonight.

Women are filthy lying sluts that are always looking to upgrade! They may say they love you now but as soon as someone with more money or a nicer car or a smaller dick or who listens to fucking rap comes around they start playing with your fucking head! " No Christraper we're just friends, really....." Women are expensive slam pigs!




































except my friends and my girlfriend....

it's part of our manly essence.

I keep my bitches in line!

the_reverend said:


first you send hooker moobs and now you want to do him in the butt...you move fast

DAMN, I could be all over this one on the MANY MANY MANY ways about why men are assholes and insensitive and suck and are selfish and ignorant and petty and Ok I'll stop now!

you girls expect too much.

;)

that's just human. Much like the taste of cigarettes in a co-ed dorm, it goes both ways.

yeah, i can think of a few things to say too... but i think women can be just a guilty sometimes...

the simplest answer that NOBOY here got.
"you are what you eat"
eos.

so most girls on here on dicks and most guys are pussys?


hahahahahaha

im a stubborn self-asorbed rock star wannabe jerk

carina, you've seen most of the people on here at shows
rule #1
1) none of them get laid.. basically ever..

so your assumption is wrong.

hahahahaa

what does that make you? and me?

succubus said:

Awesome fucking answer, but not just here. Thats in the general population!!!

Josh_hates_you said:

which is why you will prolly not be receving any black loving from me!

she said probably...
IOW: she wants your stank!

Everyone is shit, obviously. Guys suck. Girls suck. It's just that simple.

dirteecrayon said:

where there is a will there is a way.....................

dEoDIUMmORTIS said:

you ready for that manhug yet?

You ready for that chainsaw to the throat?

hahaha Ud eat that thing before you got near me, then Id hug your torso.
Youre getting hugged!! No if's and's or but's about it.

succubus said:

so can women

Members of the opposite sex always seem more stupid and insensitive then members of your own sex. That's just human nature.

dEoDIUMmORTIS said:


That's the best answer so far.

Yes, guys are assholes, and girls are cunts. Get used to it, pretty much everyone sucks ass.

you are obviously both

funny how there are a few threads bashing chicks..and this is the first anti boy one and everyone whines

hahaha

bash the women in your own threads

lol

you guys need to stop generalizing males and females...

succubus said:

typical of a female to say that

we all suck equally... it's just a matter of how many beers it takes some of us to suck...

i'm not a beer fan though

ok, how many shots then....

more than a few =)

dirteecrayon said:

sounds kinky i like it

**wets a noodle**

ok, bend over!!

hahaha

not all men are assholes...they just wanna fuck you...
not all women are bitches...they just want our money.
hence, the hooker.
the hooker fills the gap, the void, of the uncomfortable 'you wanna fuck' speech.

why are all women inept douchebags?

inept IS the word.
Like silly ass shit...like driving...little things that guys do, basically on instinct or common sense that woman ponder why or dont notice at all.

Fixing things....use your imagination...if theres no manual...woman are fucked.


musical instruments....I know there are a FEW talented woman in metal, but take that # and compare it to the men.....


taking hints....if its a psychical hint, women are all over it....yet u can wink click snap roll your eyes, with a verbal hint, and they stand there like deer.


I have more.

within womens nature are traits that are less apparent than that of mens, for instance, in general men seem to be better with their hands, ie fixing things

however it works the other way too, women seem to be better at cooking and making babies because a lot of it has to do nature vs nurture type shit, providing for the family has always been a trait of a womans composition


obviously there are exceptions to the rule as there always will be
we tend to generalize and stereotype both men and women and we are shocked when we find the exact opposite of what we were expecting


my mom for instance is very strong and very good with her hands, so to say that even most women are bad at driving or playing instruments is false because as time goes on it seems as though there is more of a crossbreed of a semi-equality so to speak between men and women

i mean... YA! WOMEN ARE FAGS

Josiah_the_Black said:

isn't that every guy's dream??

this is a thread about guys being assholes

if you wanna talk shit about women, a thread already exists

its all in the people you interact in. People get fixated on the idea that someone will change.... everyone is stubborn and set in their ways....

if you meet a girl who is stringing you along and just using you for your money, guess what!! shes not all the sudden gonna say "lets be boyfriend and girlfriend and you dont have to spend all this money on me anymore because i just want your love"

if a guy constantly makes jokes about everyone and everthing...and you think its hilarious... guess what you are gonna face those jokes some time... laugh it off... dont think you are gonna be off limits for those jokes.


people are who they are... if we all took some time to see how people really are...and truly accepted them for who they are... we wouldnt be sitting here complaining about men and women.

MyDeadDoll said:


i'm ready

I don't know.. personally, I'm a piece of shit, slime nd everyone knows it so why worry?

hahahaha

and here you are:

i think i'm a asshole magnet or something

:/

awwwww

=(

c'est la vie i guess...

powerkok said:

putting bitches in their places.

i need to keep assholes in place with my taser

that's why we ladies need to stop thinking about love and mushy stuff... we need to think like men... guys are good for two things: 1. money 2. sex

right now my guy is cooking for me

no need to brag

i'm just stating facts

MyDeadDoll said:

i dont think guys are interested in the money. i think its sex and food.

oh and sorry that you are dealing with assholes, as i've told you..we all have dated at least one...you are a great girl and deserve the best!

but don't be mad at me since i've never done anything bad to you

i'm not mad at you
i was kidding when i said you were bragging about rev cooking.

Jellyfish said:

Erm... I'm only interested in the sex. Damn trigger finger.

i'm sweet to the ladies, that's why the step all over me! yaaaaaaaaaa!

Men are assholes if they don't have the wit to see the big picture.

Women are annoying, clingy, manipulative sluts if they don't have the wit to see the big picture.

Most people are born stupid, and stay ignorant until they die. So help them along: bullet to the forehead.

succubus said:

we think alike.

men are assholes, girls are bitches. it's really human emotion that sucks. feelings. blegh. buh. boo.

MyDeadDoll said:



They are not really even needed for that
1. I make my own money
2. Vibrators

hahahaha

there are so many good explanations on this thread. i think alot of people just end up with the wrong person at the wrong time and people end up viewing each other as assholes. i'm sure some of the girls who treated me like shit in the past really aren't that bad and might actually be treating someone nicely right now. that's just my dumb opinion. all i know is i am with a great girl now and i hope things go well for a long time.

anonymous said:


oops, that was me

I don't know what anyone is talking about, I am not an asshole.

joe shut up! you're the biggest asshole i know

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

d.crayon nli said:

you probably don't know alot of people then

whatever

you're still an asshole!

MyDeadDoll said:

women already think like that anyways

Defamation of character, see you in court.

You two should settle this the mature way, with a knife fight.

a dance off?

pfft!

you create threads soley to bash other people.

you're an asshole --- deal with it

Joe/NotCommon said:

Only if it's with knives, Beat It video style.

i like weird al's version of beat it entitled "eat it"

joe can play the part of weird al...

can i do the guitar solo?

What threads did I start just to bash people? Is it similiar to this thread?

Hey I'm not self-absorbed ass hole that thinks he's a rock star. Sure my hair flows and shines like fire in the sun and my abs are almost "god" like. and I can play guitar almost as good ass Alexi from Bodom. But you don't hear ME bragging about it!!!

swamplorddvm said:


See what happens when you give a kid a keyboard?

Joe/NotCommon said:

this is a asshole bashing thread and you were dumb enough to respond!

I am a dumb asshole, I should start a thread to complain about my situation on a message board.

d.crayon nli said:



WOW, you know...there is already a thread about females ragging (WTF, I'm OD'ing on choclate today) and Midol works wonders....

hahahaha

ram_girl said:

looks like you're the only one laughing kiddo

d.crayon nli said:



1st, I am not a kiddo..
2nd, you really are PMS'ing, Seriously!

All these women fighting over us assholes, amazing.

3rd, yes I am laughing.....even if I am the only one, at least I AM!!!

I chuckled a bit, but I am a dumb asshole, and though not in a band, maybe even a rock star type.

Joe/NotCommon said:



Dear, Dear Joe..

We are not fighting over you men. I am simply stating facts!

Shut it

Woah hey now. Show them sluts some respect!!!

Can some of you fight over me while I eat grapes out of the asscrack of lindsey lohan's still-warm corpse?

Joe/NotCommon said:



Again Joe,

Be a goog little bitch and....blow me!

hahahaha

I'll blow your brains out with my penis gun

Hahahah penis gun. Good one!

swamplorddvm said:



Hey, you Bite Me!

You know, less and less of my questions are getting answered lately and I'm not happy about it.

Maybe if you were an ass-hole dude.

ram_girl said:

Hooker said:



OH Hooker, Sorry!!

No, babies do not come from storks....you see, when a mommy and a daddy...

Hooker said:

that is fucking awesome. if someone asked me my ultimate fantasy, i'd have trouble pegging it down, but you sir, have nailed it for me. thank you.

Because we can be.

Hey, I'm a man who knows what he likes.

Hooker said:




what does that have to do with this thread?

I think what it comes down to is if a guy is an asshole to you, he either:

A - Doesn't like your company and wants you to stop hanging around cock-blocking him...

or

B - Is trying to play up the "women like assholes" thing with little success...

Jack shit. As usual.

Bestial Onslaught NLI said:



cock-blocking? I will now be the dumb female and ask what that means?

ram_girl said:

A cockblocker is anyone who prevents you from getting laid. It could be anyone. A parent, a younger sibling, some random asshole who wont go away, some chicks fat ugly best friend who wont go away, etc.

Ah, I see said the dumb female.

hahahaha, thats funny!

I kinda figured that but just needed verification

Typically cock blockers come in two forms though:

1 - The male friend that wants the same chick.
2 - The female friend who hangs off you as if you're dating, driving other women away - 2 forms of THESE - a) The one who wants you and doesn't realize you don't want her - b) The one who won't give you any ass and pretends to want to help you find a girl but still interferes.

Bestial Onslaught NLI said:



WOW, and this shit ain't in the dictionary?

Guess I'm to old for this new jargon language

They also come in the form of roomates who wont take the fucking hint and go to bed!

Christraper said:


Sounds like you got one of those!

ive had a couple of those

They also come in the form of members of your own band who are too coked up to realize that youre no longer interested in what they have to say and youd rather be having sex with the girl sitting next to you. Actually nevermind i just do it when that happens.

its sounds to me like you have had a lot of experience with this bothersome issue

Getting laid is a main focus in my life and with that challenge comes obstacles......

thats true,. I forgot...Sorry

joe,

i've told you on several occassions of why i think you're an ass and the reasons why you suck and why i don't like you but i will admit it was extremely wrong and immature of me to publicly defame your character on a message board.

wow yer pretty pathetic

Im an asshole... but women made me this way, well at least a few in particular ones...

anonymous said:

i guess i am

dc nli said:
ya but i guess its pretty respectable that you could come back and say that, rather than forgeting about it, or letting it fester

Filthy dirty crayon....you can have my crayon and I won't be an asshole about it. It will be free of charge and any bullshit attatched. JUST the crayon. I hope that you don't mind but it's a hog that I'm not afraid to lash around with at the urinals. But, I must feed it or it will whither and die off. Please...love the hog...pet him and be friends.

hoser said:

hahaha thanks for making me laugh [i needed that]



i'm not really a fan of pork, the other white meat...

welllll....get on the pork train babes. After a night with me, you'd be able to sing for Pig Destroyer...your vocal chords will be toast. Hit the pork train! Hand Choke Neck has mad pork for the taking!

because that's what stupid bitches like. an asshole. they think they can change him, and then dump him when he's a better person.

Hahahaha indeed! I'm always good to my sluts. Then they go for sme fag that acts like a dick.

Yea i was a wicked asshole to my last girl for two years but as soon as i start treating her like shes actually my girlfriend she leaves me for a wigger. thats ok though. my new girl is even hotter than the last one. and shes younger. mwahahahaha......

Yes! Young and tight!

Seriously I hear this all the time! and it happens to me. Chicks are nut for ass-hole.