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returntothepit >> discuss >> The greatest story ever by Kalopsia on Sep 6,2004 3:49pm
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toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 6,2004 3:49pm
so i'm at my guitarist's house last night, and he tells me of these 3 scummy guys he met around the block from him. they weren't assholes or anything, just looked like hobos. anyway, these guys tell my guitarist this amazing story. for this story one of the guys will be named Bob, the other, Julio. one night Julio brings home a fat chick and is fucking her in his bedroom. his bedroom is at the front of the house, so if you're on the porch and looking into the window, you will see those two fucking. and that's exactly what Bob was doing. only he started jerking off while watching his friend fuck this fat chick. eventually these 2 black guys come walking down the sidewalk, and see Bob facing the window in the house. one of the black guys says to the other "white boy about to start some criminal shit." upon hearing that, Bob turns around with his schlong still in his hand. the black guys look at him and go "......................... shit"



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Sep 6,2004 3:51pm



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at Sep 6,2004 3:52pm
hahahahahahha where they these 2 black dudes?



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Sep 6,2004 3:52pm
i threw water ballons full of pee at bums in allston



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Sep 6,2004 3:59pm
hahahahaha, cool.



toggletoggle post by heimdall  at Sep 6,2004 4:26pm
best thing to do is get some flannel and army jackets and go biking around





so many people yelled at us."get a job you bums"



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at Sep 6,2004 6:05pm
lol



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Sep 6,2004 7:27pm
Kalopsia said:
so i'm at my guitarist's house last night, and he tells me of these 3 scummy guys he met around the block from him. they weren't assholes or anything, just looked like hobos. anyway, these guys tell my guitarist this amazing story. for this story one of the guys will be named Bob, the other, Julio. one night Julio brings home a fat chick and is fucking her in his bedroom. his bedroom is at the front of the house, so if you're on the porch and looking into the window, you will see those two fucking. and that's exactly what Bob was doing. only he started jerking off while watching his friend fuck this fat chick. eventually these 2 black guys come walking down the sidewalk, and see Bob facing the window in the house. one of the black guys says to the other "white boy about to start some criminal shit." upon hearing that, Bob turns around with his schlong still in his hand. the black guys look at him and go "......................... shit"


I want my 10 seconds back



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Sep 6,2004 7:30pm
you read that all in 10 seconds? nice



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