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: post by slar you morbid? at 2012-12-25 00:55:34

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i've had this song stuck in my damn head for the past 2 weeks, i blame notshaver and working at his xmas store 2 years ago.
however this article really tears apart the flaws in andy williams lyrical content.
http://donklephant.com/2005/12/07/worst-christmas-song-ever/
"“Comin’ down the chimney down”? What language is that? What, they couldn’t think of another word that rhymed with “-own,” so they said “down” twice in the same sentence, rendering the whole thing complete nonsense — and then repeated it for effect."

"… and don’t forget to hang up your sock, …

::sound of needle dragging across grooved vinyl:: OK, hold it right there. Right there. This is not a song. I don’t know what it is, some sort of ADHD rant by a kid who just ate his entire stocking full of candy by 9 a.m. on Christmas.

Hang up your “sock,” for crissakes? That’s not even a viable synonym for “stocking” in the Christmas sense, and the whole reason it’s in there is to rhyme with a nonsense word (dickory-dock) that has nothing to do with Christmas or this song either."

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