OLD%20DAD said

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DestroyYouAlot said	[orig][quote]
Also, just now my aunt was posting on facebook about rationing coffee and shoes

WHEN I WAS A KID WE DIDN'T DISRESPECT OUR PARENTS

WE DIDN'T HAVE PARENTS. WE JUST GOT TWO STICKS AND A SHOVEL, WHICH WE THEN PROCEEDED TO IMAGINE COOKING US DINNER.

YOU KIDS DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW EASY YOU GOT IT

MY FIRST DOG WAS DEAD.

MY SECOND DOG WAS ALIVE. BUT MY PARENTS PUT IT DOWN RIGHT AFTER I NAMED IT TO HELP FEED THE NEIGHBOR'S HORSE. THEN THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME RIDE THE HORSE.

MY THIRD DOG WAS A FUCKING CAT. I SAID "BUT DAD, I WANT A DOG. CATS ARE FOR GIRLS" AND HE SAID "CATS FOR THE CHINESE PEOPLE DOWN THE STREET IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP NANCY BOY!"