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at 2004-09-23 12:52:37
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends
$5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home,
she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she
says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old
do you think I am?" "About 32," is the reply. "I'm exactly 47, "
the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
girl the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29," the
woman replies, "Nope, I'm 47."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug
store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get
some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk
responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47,
but thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the
same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is
going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell
how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you
to let me put my hands under your bra. Then I can tell you exactly
how old you are." They wait in silence on the empty street until
curiosity gets the best of her.
She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead." He slips both
of his hands under he blouse and under her bra and begins to feel
around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of minutes of
this, she says,"Okay, okay,...how old am I?" He completes one last
squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you
are 47." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible,
how could you tell?" The old man replies, "Promise you won't get
mad?" "Yes, I promise," she says. He replies, "I was behind you
in line at McDonald's."
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