Adam%20Sandler said

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And now, the severe beating of a successful tattoo shop owner!

<tattoo gun noises in background>

"Alright buddy, you're all set. Don't worry about how bad it looks now, it will uh...look fine in the morning. They'll ring you up in front, and don't forget to take your free Vintage Flesh CD!"

<fading footsteps followed by sound of CD being thrown in trash>

"You little jerk! MULTICULTURALIST! FUCK YOU!!!"

<telephone rings>

"Tattoomb! Oh hey Pauly! How's that half-price swastika tattoo? What? It turns the wrong way? Um, well you still hate Jews right? Well then so what! Hold on we got a walk-in here..."

<footsteps approach>

"Hi there! You look like a fine Aryan brother, can I offer you a deal on a portrait of James Earl Ray? No guarantee that it will look like him"

<THWACK>

"AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! HELLLLLLP!!! ARYAN MAN UNDER ATTACK HERE!!!"

<THWACK>

"UHHHH... AHHHHH... DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I AM A SUCCESSFUL..."

<THWACK THWACK THWACK>

"HEY I NEED THOSE FINGERS TO PLAY THE HARMONICA!"

<CRRRAAACK>

"PLEASE STOP! I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE VINT-"

<THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK>

<THUD>