xmikex said

BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said

dreadkill said

BobNOMAAMRooney%20nli said	[orig][quote]
You could also invest in some magic legs so when some rubes on their bikes start chasing you you can start running and bust out of them and run all the way through the pivotal moments of the 20th century.

or you could get your legs blown off in 'nam, get laughed at by hookers, survive a hurricane, and attend your friend's wedding with new legs made out of the same titanium alloy used in the space shuttle.

Marry a gook to show Nam you came out on top

Impossible without investing shrimping money in Apple computer stock to attract gold digger azn wife.

I think we may have found a dealbreaker for the Rev.