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:	post by bobnomaamrooney at 2011-02-22 19:11:45

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My girlfriend was trying to have a serious conversation with me once while I was falling asleep. I lapsed into a dream that I was Jeff George at a press conference and I was being signed by the Colts after Peyton Manning blew out his ACL. I said to the crowd of reporters "Nobody can replace what Peyton has done for this team, but this is a resilient club with a lot of talent and right now I'm just excited to get out on the field and win some football games."

I woke up and realized I had said most of that out loud.

i don't know if this particular story is true, but that has happened to me before. i think i'm saying something in a dream and i wake up seconds later to a bewildered girlfriend.

I had a dream I was Bill Cosby while my girlfriend was trying to get laid "asleep style" by giving me a handjob. Imagine her surprise when I started lecturing Theo about saving money as she stroked my cock.

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