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:	post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2009-01-12 23:28:22

I'm just going to have to post lyrics to the song I just wrote for HC, so it gives you a feel for how horrifying we really are...

Asses to Ashes, Nuts to Dust

I saw you walking alone on the side of the road
Daydreamin’ of your hips screamin’ out my name
Oh how I’ve been fantasizin’, romanticizin’
Of straight violatin’, fornicatin’ and creamin’ such a dame
I pulled up slow and smooth like a menthol cigarette
Your lips said mister, no, but my cock said sister, yes
I love you lady, let me feed your little lion with my lust
I’ll turn your asshole into ashes and my nuts into dust

C’maaawwwwnnn…
Asses to ashes, nuts to dust
Let’s spread it on thick and do it in the butt
Nuts to dust, asses to ashes
Let my love lotion soothe ya rashes

You wanna be tough, you got it, here’s your chance
Got you by the scruff, bitch, take off ya hot pants
No use to struggle now that I got you in a flesh muzzle
C’mon puddin’ pop, my penis is the last piece to ya poopshoot puzzle
I feel it honey, now we’re movin’ and a-groovin’
Moanin’ and groanin’ while people watch us bonin’
Shocked by the size of my cock, you’re drippin’ on the sidewalk
I knew you’d come around when I took it to the brown

C’maaawwwwwnnn…
Dust from nuts, ashes from asses,
Go downtown, let me bust it on ya glasses
Asses to ashes, nuts to dust
Next time baby we can make it a snuff

Just for a minute…I could have sworn
I saw you and me with a family in my mind…
We could record birthday parties over all my porn,
Leave my promiscuous ways behind.
I clean out my bank account to buy you a ring
Get a 2nd job so we can have kids and a home
You’re so pretty, when I see you I hear angels sing
Nah, you know I don’t give a fuck about a ho

You’re gettin’ uneasy as I tear your ass up,
Getting gamey, stomach’s queasy, I feel it in my final thrusts
Thrown to the side, you’ve had a ride, but bitch I gotta screw UH
Don’t want yo numbah cuz bitch, your ass been chewed up

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